Calvinball Congress
@emericanjezebel.bsky.social
spider content: https://www.youtube.com/@8leggedbabes
jumping spiders for sale: https://www.morphmarket.com/stores/8leggedbabes/
bi. educator. spider fan girl 🕷️💕
socialist. she/her. acab. blm.
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
jumping spiders for sale: https://www.morphmarket.com/stores/8leggedbabes/
bi. educator. spider fan girl 🕷️💕
socialist. she/her. acab. blm.
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
like just because I’m no longer a redheaded 28-year-old doesn’t mean I’m less hot…but my brain likes to argue with me on that
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
like just because I’m no longer a redheaded 28-year-old doesn’t mean I’m less hot…but my brain likes to argue with me on that
me at strangers walking by on the street right now
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
me at strangers walking by on the street right now
also, found exactly where the guy came up with the idea that the ending is ambiguous:
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
also, found exactly where the guy came up with the idea that the ending is ambiguous:
someone made this post in a lab specifically to drive me insane.
HOW IS THIS AMBIGUOUS?
HOW IS THIS AMBIGUOUS?
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
someone made this post in a lab specifically to drive me insane.
HOW IS THIS AMBIGUOUS?
HOW IS THIS AMBIGUOUS?
the latest post you’ve made is about how good Newsom will do in the primaries, and how people should consider that before denouncing him.
so you can excuse transphobia, but not…an anti-war organization that is literally supporting Ukraine.
so you can excuse transphobia, but not…an anti-war organization that is literally supporting Ukraine.
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
the latest post you’ve made is about how good Newsom will do in the primaries, and how people should consider that before denouncing him.
so you can excuse transphobia, but not…an anti-war organization that is literally supporting Ukraine.
so you can excuse transphobia, but not…an anti-war organization that is literally supporting Ukraine.
anyways, time to log off again because this place is bumming me out.
please enjoy these pictures of Jacoby in “lifted-truck” mode
please enjoy these pictures of Jacoby in “lifted-truck” mode
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
anyways, time to log off again because this place is bumming me out.
please enjoy these pictures of Jacoby in “lifted-truck” mode
please enjoy these pictures of Jacoby in “lifted-truck” mode
yeah, I’m sure you do. genocide deniers tend to lack shame.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
yeah, I’m sure you do. genocide deniers tend to lack shame.
talk about a hit dog hollering: this you?
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
talk about a hit dog hollering: this you?
This is such a minor annoyance, but my channel officially hit 3,000+ hours of views this week, but there is like a weeks lag-time on their youtuber partner side, so even though I got this notification yesterday, I can't officially apply for a week
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is such a minor annoyance, but my channel officially hit 3,000+ hours of views this week, but there is like a weeks lag-time on their youtuber partner side, so even though I got this notification yesterday, I can't officially apply for a week
He really picked up steam during the 2024 election, and wad famously a part of this interaction. Just for context on who he is
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
He really picked up steam during the 2024 election, and wad famously a part of this interaction. Just for context on who he is
I also have a jar of acorn caps I harvested this fall that I'm going to make into little spood benches for my jumping spiders
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I also have a jar of acorn caps I harvested this fall that I'm going to make into little spood benches for my jumping spiders
Spider posting:
Just shut down shipping for my baby jumpers until after the winter, which means I have 20 baby spiders to build new enclosures for...
So I just ordered a pound of wild foraged Hican nuts to make into little spider hides:
Just shut down shipping for my baby jumpers until after the winter, which means I have 20 baby spiders to build new enclosures for...
So I just ordered a pound of wild foraged Hican nuts to make into little spider hides:
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Spider posting:
Just shut down shipping for my baby jumpers until after the winter, which means I have 20 baby spiders to build new enclosures for...
So I just ordered a pound of wild foraged Hican nuts to make into little spider hides:
Just shut down shipping for my baby jumpers until after the winter, which means I have 20 baby spiders to build new enclosures for...
So I just ordered a pound of wild foraged Hican nuts to make into little spider hides:
you guys are still playing wordle?
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
you guys are still playing wordle?
Imagine taking the time to comment under a woman’s youtube video about her pet spiders to say that you are “a giant piss baby”
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Imagine taking the time to comment under a woman’s youtube video about her pet spiders to say that you are “a giant piss baby”
Me showing up to UT’s student loan office after they nuke my entire graduate program over WOKE.
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Me showing up to UT’s student loan office after they nuke my entire graduate program over WOKE.
just a normal christmas present for the geek in your life
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
just a normal christmas present for the geek in your life
Nurse posted about this on ig, and there were commenters, I shit you not, saying "no, this is a good thing. if the government won't give out high loans to nursing students, then colleges will have to drop tuition" and I just....I really wonder what it's like to still think things work like that.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nurse posted about this on ig, and there were commenters, I shit you not, saying "no, this is a good thing. if the government won't give out high loans to nursing students, then colleges will have to drop tuition" and I just....I really wonder what it's like to still think things work like that.
me recording a video vs me editing it
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
me recording a video vs me editing it
we don't watch shows that keep homicidal zionists on the call sheet
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
we don't watch shows that keep homicidal zionists on the call sheet
Ok I've got like 5 minutes left before I need to outline and film my next spider video.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ok I've got like 5 minutes left before I need to outline and film my next spider video.
It is not my job to have conversations with fucking idiots.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It is not my job to have conversations with fucking idiots.