4, including 2x with Chuck Berry in Portland

If you're desperate for a new and offbeat Christmas movie, I've got two suggestions:
1: Brazil - Terry Gilliam's masterpiece is set against Christmas.
2: The Ice Harvest - Xmas set Neo-noir goodness incl: Randy Quaid's last moments of quality, plus good turns from Cusack, Thornton & Oliver Platt.

It would be horrible if the rumor about how much Mike Johnson loves pegging caught on. It might just push him over the edge.

And you know how disappointed Mistress will be if that happens.

The extra gender adds 15 years.

Oh, you are, honey.

It is. 100%.

But don't accuse him of diddling kids; he always kept his underwear on at the child rape parties he used to attend with his friends, and he'll sue you for implying otherwise.

As do you, honestly

Thank you, on both counts.

The above post is a repeat of an old pinned post, which I accidentally deleted.

Yep. You just shove the dick's in your mouth and be grateful for the hot, slimy mess as it slides down your throat.

That feeling is unreal. I was on the waitlist with a consultation scheduled when I got a job w insurance and got kicked off medicaid. Finding out my surgeon was in network with my new insurance, and I wasn't going to the back of the line was a joyous revelation.

Sucking down some sweet thick dick's goodness is a Seattle pastime.