Elyse Joseph
@elysejoseph.bsky.social
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Elyse Joseph
@elysejoseph.bsky.social
· Dec 13
The only downside of my ass is that you have to go through my personality to get to it
Catch me in the barnes and noble coffee shop flexing my library book
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Catch me in the barnes and noble coffee shop flexing my library book
Not I, but Zoloft
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Not I, but Zoloft
Imagine surviving the apocalypse and then getting stuck with someone who started prepping in, like, 2020
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Imagine surviving the apocalypse and then getting stuck with someone who started prepping in, like, 2020
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
Bluesky gave their icon a tasteful bbl
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bluesky gave their icon a tasteful bbl
One cannot possibly imagine Prometheus happy
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
One cannot possibly imagine Prometheus happy
Laughing all the way to the bank; crying all the way from the bank
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Laughing all the way to the bank; crying all the way from the bank
The economy: *in shambles*
Me, spending my last $6 on mozzarella sticks: hope this helps :)
Me, spending my last $6 on mozzarella sticks: hope this helps :)
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The economy: *in shambles*
Me, spending my last $6 on mozzarella sticks: hope this helps :)
Me, spending my last $6 on mozzarella sticks: hope this helps :)
Broke but happy does NOT mean happy about being broke
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Broke but happy does NOT mean happy about being broke
I, I took the road less traveled by, and I gotta say this road SUCKS
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I, I took the road less traveled by, and I gotta say this road SUCKS
Listen. This ain't my first rodeo, nor indeed my first time riding this horse specifically
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Listen. This ain't my first rodeo, nor indeed my first time riding this horse specifically
Girl you have done it again ! Constantly lowering the bar for us all ! And doing it flawlessly !
October 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Girl you have done it again ! Constantly lowering the bar for us all ! And doing it flawlessly !
Mfs will follow the most heinous turn of phrase with "if you will." No, my brother, I will not....
October 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mfs will follow the most heinous turn of phrase with "if you will." No, my brother, I will not....
I'm back on the market boys! Everyone form a single file line
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm back on the market boys! Everyone form a single file line
I heard eating sour helps with anxiety and let me tell you I've got EVERYTHING riding on these gummy worms
September 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I heard eating sour helps with anxiety and let me tell you I've got EVERYTHING riding on these gummy worms
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if I make it to 69 y'all better say nice
September 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
if I make it to 69 y'all better say nice
Reposted by Elyse Joseph
I'm not sure my body can handle much more of this "getting out of bed" nonsense
September 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm not sure my body can handle much more of this "getting out of bed" nonsense
I had no idea that galumph was a real word until today. I thought that was just Lewis Carroll dicking around
September 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I had no idea that galumph was a real word until today. I thought that was just Lewis Carroll dicking around
Headed to the dentist for a quick bells palsy speedrun
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Headed to the dentist for a quick bells palsy speedrun
Man, I was born 2 whole weeks late. I didn't wanna be here frl
August 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Man, I was born 2 whole weeks late. I didn't wanna be here frl
Having friends on socials isn't enough anymore. I need foes
July 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Having friends on socials isn't enough anymore. I need foes
I consider myself California spiritual. I don't do religion, but every once in a while I do see god in the trees
July 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I consider myself California spiritual. I don't do religion, but every once in a while I do see god in the trees
Is anyone else becoming their mother?
June 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Is anyone else becoming their mother?
Damn, do I need to put the talc in the setting powder myself??
June 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Damn, do I need to put the talc in the setting powder myself??
U know the chip is crispy when u get a shard of it stuck in your gums
June 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
U know the chip is crispy when u get a shard of it stuck in your gums