Elyce Phillips
@elycep.bsky.social
Writer/illustrator/premium ding-dong
Writes for #hardquiz and other tv quizzy things
She/her, AuDHD, 🏳️🌈
Naarm/Melbourne, Australia
https://www.elycephillips.com
Writes for #hardquiz and other tv quizzy things
She/her, AuDHD, 🏳️🌈
Naarm/Melbourne, Australia
https://www.elycephillips.com
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Elyce Phillips
@elycep.bsky.social
· Oct 15
Craft game show gets WET! | PILOT | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
YouTube video by Humdinger
youtu.be
If you like arts and crafts, and you also like to see comedians being absolute dickheads, check out the pilot episode of ‘Make It ‘Til You Make It’ - a competitive craft game show where comedians face off to make a craft, but we’ve massively fucked them over.
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
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Our "Nvidia is not Enron" memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by our meno
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Our "Nvidia is not Enron" memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by our meno
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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one of my favorite genres of comedy is talking very seriously to or about babies like they're just extremely small adults, and no one is doing it right now like Danny Lavery
"where in this early modern Calabrian village do you see a bike?" laid me out
www.thechatner.com/p/everything...
"where in this early modern Calabrian village do you see a bike?" laid me out
www.thechatner.com/p/everything...
![His love of bikes has also produced the first wrinkle in our book-reading sessions. If a particular book has a bike in it (Boats on the Bay, Baby Go Japan, Everywhere Babies) he will let me get three or four pages in before grabbing the text from me and turning to the correct page, pointing triumphantly at the bike in question, and announcing “Bike” over and over, at which point he is no longer interested in having the rest of the book read to him and would like me to put it away. It has even lead to, I am sorry to say, dubious claims. Only last night I was reading Strega Nona to him and he began to leaf through the pages, chanting “Bike” to himself with perfect earnestness.
BABY [Leafing]: Bike. Bike. Bike.
SELF: Where is there a bike in Strega Nona?
BABY [Still confident]: Bike.
SELF: Where in this early modern Calabrian village did you see a bike? Show me the bike you’re thinking of. Where is the evidence?
BABY [Producing zero evidence of a bike, while admitting to precisely nothing] Bike.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7qiuhllywd7skoiqadlya3ry/bafkreifl64ohqe3pb2knhg5e35gzu3pvwolvhjcxtkvzdvq76sndpe3lzi@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
one of my favorite genres of comedy is talking very seriously to or about babies like they're just extremely small adults, and no one is doing it right now like Danny Lavery
"where in this early modern Calabrian village do you see a bike?" laid me out
www.thechatner.com/p/everything...
"where in this early modern Calabrian village do you see a bike?" laid me out
www.thechatner.com/p/everything...
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Reposted by Elyce Phillips
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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1000% the most unhinged recording of Hard Quiz I’ve ever witnessed. Gonna be a good one.
Very excited about our end of year special. Hard Quiz: Battle of the Networks! 8pm Dec 17. I can’t wait to see what makes the cut. 🙈
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
1000% the most unhinged recording of Hard Quiz I’ve ever witnessed. Gonna be a good one.
Jacob Elordi Frankenstein’s creature IS a Disney Princess, and I won’t be convinced otherwise
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Jacob Elordi Frankenstein’s creature IS a Disney Princess, and I won’t be convinced otherwise
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The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book
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Insightful analysis from my RMIT colleague Alexa Scarlata in @aunz.theconversation.com about the Aus gov’s newly announced streamer regulation. theconversation.com/new-laws-wil...
New laws will force streaming giants to invest in local content – but it’s too soon to celebrate
Much remains uncertain about how the legislation will practically affect streamers such as Netflix, Prime Video and Disney+.
theconversation.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Insightful analysis from my RMIT colleague Alexa Scarlata in @aunz.theconversation.com about the Aus gov’s newly announced streamer regulation. theconversation.com/new-laws-wil...
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
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As the 2025 Melbourne Cup approaches, two musicals celebrating — and satirising — the life of Phar Lap premiere, with 'Australia's greatest racehorse' brought to life with an actor and a puppeteer.
Phar Lap turns 100 in 2026. This year, two musicals inspired by him debut
As the 2025 Melbourne Cup approaches, two musicals celebrating — and satirising — the life of Phar Lap premiere, with 'Australia's greatest racehorse' brought to life with an actor and a puppeteer.
www.abc.net.au
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
As the 2025 Melbourne Cup approaches, two musicals celebrating — and satirising — the life of Phar Lap premiere, with 'Australia's greatest racehorse' brought to life with an actor and a puppeteer.
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I have a new short story out! It takes place in a sad Australian coastal town (satire)
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I have a new short story out! It takes place in a sad Australian coastal town (satire)
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parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
October 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
Huge thanks to everyone who’s watched this pilot so far, and to anyone who’s contributed to the gofundme! We’ve raised enough to pay the comedians coming on our four upcoming season 1 episodes!
If you like arts and crafts, and you also like to see comedians being absolute dickheads, check out the pilot episode of ‘Make It ‘Til You Make It’ - a competitive craft game show where comedians face off to make a craft, but we’ve massively fucked them over.
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
Craft game show gets WET! | PILOT | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
YouTube video by Humdinger
youtu.be
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who’s watched this pilot so far, and to anyone who’s contributed to the gofundme! We’ve raised enough to pay the comedians coming on our four upcoming season 1 episodes!
Once again, this tiny rat is making me late for work, this time by having the audacity to crawl into the crook of my arm and fall asleep like a tiny fucken baby
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Once again, this tiny rat is making me late for work, this time by having the audacity to crawl into the crook of my arm and fall asleep like a tiny fucken baby
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Aunty Donna expert says they’re, “Too cerebral.” 😂
Hard Quiz — Stream the new season 8pm Wednesdays on ABC iview and ABC TV.
Hard Quiz — Stream the new season 8pm Wednesdays on ABC iview and ABC TV.
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Aunty Donna expert says they’re, “Too cerebral.” 😂
Hard Quiz — Stream the new season 8pm Wednesdays on ABC iview and ABC TV.
Hard Quiz — Stream the new season 8pm Wednesdays on ABC iview and ABC TV.
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We are collaborating with 2pt (@2ptinteractive.bsky.social) to run a series of beginner Blender workshops titled 'A Blender Workshop'
These will be FREE, in-person workshops with limited spots.
Applicants will be selected via EIO and not guaranteed.
⬛ 🟡 shop.paperhousegames.com/blender-work...
These will be FREE, in-person workshops with limited spots.
Applicants will be selected via EIO and not guaranteed.
⬛ 🟡 shop.paperhousegames.com/blender-work...
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
We are collaborating with 2pt (@2ptinteractive.bsky.social) to run a series of beginner Blender workshops titled 'A Blender Workshop'
These will be FREE, in-person workshops with limited spots.
Applicants will be selected via EIO and not guaranteed.
⬛ 🟡 shop.paperhousegames.com/blender-work...
These will be FREE, in-person workshops with limited spots.
Applicants will be selected via EIO and not guaranteed.
⬛ 🟡 shop.paperhousegames.com/blender-work...
If you like arts and crafts, and you also like to see comedians being absolute dickheads, check out the pilot episode of ‘Make It ‘Til You Make It’ - a competitive craft game show where comedians face off to make a craft, but we’ve massively fucked them over.
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
Craft game show gets WET! | PILOT | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
YouTube video by Humdinger
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you like arts and crafts, and you also like to see comedians being absolute dickheads, check out the pilot episode of ‘Make It ‘Til You Make It’ - a competitive craft game show where comedians face off to make a craft, but we’ve massively fucked them over.
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't