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An Evan
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open for bizznezz
Our Christmas tree, live tree cause Oregon, lots of felt ornaments Our tree topper is a black felt cat with googly eyes and we always give the tree a pair of sunglasses to let people know it’s cool
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Hell yeah brother
Deviled eggs with capers and bright red smoked salmon. Fresh dill all over Ate so many I hurt myself
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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golden retriever with a talkie bubble as if they are saying the QPed post
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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get this guy on the phone
picture of a vibraslap
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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my fav thanksgiving side? gotta be bowl with some stuff in it
bad line drawing of a bowl with some unspecified stuff in it. is it stuffing? maybe? is it potato? maybe. it is a bowl full of stuff classic
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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@ nerdjpg.com's post from August 19th, 2025 reads: I'm obsessed with people who think ChatGPT is concious. These people vote drive and have children. Amazing
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Not bad for an amateur
Whack ass shaped pizza with black olives, tomatoes, green olives, onion and peppers, right out of the oven
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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realized i forgot something
same as previous but now there's a cloud and it's raining
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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the democrats imagining socialism before their vote
classic Simpsons joke where Lionel Hutz imagines a world without lawyers and imagines a perfect world then shivers with fear and or disgust
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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drew the space needle from memory
a very skinny point, two lines that's it. yes it's dumb
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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here's a roll of paper towels going for the gold in the pole vault
bad line drawing. we see a long pair of horizontal lines representing the cross bar and a roll of paper towels just crossing over. below we see just the top of the pole it used to vault up. silly stuff, thanks for reading
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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whappin' time
cartoon of a plump black bird with long neck, tiny head, holding a big hammer
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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last night i had a dream as was at a grocery store and there was a whole wall that looked like this
photo of an interior of a grocery store (produce, nuts, deli etc.) but one wall is a flat blue color with a dumb looking smiley face painted on it
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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you gotta help me i'm flunking out of chart school
a badly drawn graph where the zine is going all over the place in weird backward loops looks bad
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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same as previous but now surrounded by small clouds and birds for scale.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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big frog
cartoon line drawing of a frog. we just see a portion of their head but it takes up the whole image. they have tiny dots for eyes but a big wide mouth with a slight smirk. seems nice enough
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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It's Fluffie Leroy the cloud cowboy
cartoon line drawing of a cloud with a cowboy hat, belt and six shooter. i agree, pretty stupid.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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a seal escaped an orca attack by jumping on a photographer's boat and it's pure 'not today, bitch, couldn't be me' vibes
The most content smiling seal you'll ever know, propped up on the side of a motor boat sending greetings to the chump orca to get bent and have a pleasant day
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Well I’ll be damned voice: Well I’ll be damned
An honest to god leek. Not huge but definitely a real leek
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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it's Jimmy McGrant, the detective ant
tiny bad cartoon drawing of an an ant with a little detective hat and a cig. anyway, he's on the case
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Yeah, I'm not flying in that
Headline: AI is Reshaping Aircraft Design. Then there's an image, dear reader, it looks like they smushed the back half of the jet and slapped two engines on top. Someone sat on this jet. This plane is thicc. It has half the windows of a normal jet and seems to be missing some fins that would help it steer. This plane is has melted
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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reminded me of this banger
Old tweet from Chelsea Anét: Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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RP with an iconic fictional band
River Bottom Nightmare Band destroying the stage Tough as hell bear, weasel and snake from the same band
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Here’s some more!
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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End of a giant driftwood stump that looks like spiraling madness
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM