Eric Muller
@elmunc.bsky.social
Fading lawprof. Scholar of WWII Japanese American incarceration. Quasi-intermediate bassist. Squeeze, XTC, Fountains of Wayne. Lover of small dogs--yes, all of them.
man down in the war on Christmas.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
man down in the war on Christmas.
I SO love that UNC's own Fred Eshelman spent mucho money to convince the Wyoming & US Supreme Courts that a hunter stepping from one piece of public land to another at a corner was TRESPASSING because his foot needed to cross a few square inches of the air above Eshelman's ranch land.
He lost.
He lost.
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I SO love that UNC's own Fred Eshelman spent mucho money to convince the Wyoming & US Supreme Courts that a hunter stepping from one piece of public land to another at a corner was TRESPASSING because his foot needed to cross a few square inches of the air above Eshelman's ranch land.
He lost.
He lost.
BREAKING:
Long Lines To Retrieve Bags Inconvenience Ivy Leaguers
(Louis Vuitton did not return a request for comment.)
#AcademicSky
Long Lines To Retrieve Bags Inconvenience Ivy Leaguers
(Louis Vuitton did not return a request for comment.)
#AcademicSky
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
BREAKING:
Long Lines To Retrieve Bags Inconvenience Ivy Leaguers
(Louis Vuitton did not return a request for comment.)
#AcademicSky
Long Lines To Retrieve Bags Inconvenience Ivy Leaguers
(Louis Vuitton did not return a request for comment.)
#AcademicSky
It's about time they carved out some space for the non-divisive swastikas.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's about time they carved out some space for the non-divisive swastikas.
We should call these what they are: the Days of Broken Glass.
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
We should call these what they are: the Days of Broken Glass.
Republican leadership preparing to sign the deal to end the shutdown.
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Republican leadership preparing to sign the deal to end the shutdown.
A great-uncle's account of #Kristallnacht, November 9/10, 1938.
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A great-uncle's account of #Kristallnacht, November 9/10, 1938.
Now this is just taking things too far. Whoever did this should be ashamed of themselves.
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Now this is just taking things too far. Whoever did this should be ashamed of themselves.
"hey Mary, are you ever gonna be done in there?"
#LincolnBathroom #lincoln #bathroom #WhiteHouse #OhMary #broadway
#LincolnBathroom #lincoln #bathroom #WhiteHouse #OhMary #broadway
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"hey Mary, are you ever gonna be done in there?"
#LincolnBathroom #lincoln #bathroom #WhiteHouse #OhMary #broadway
#LincolnBathroom #lincoln #bathroom #WhiteHouse #OhMary #broadway
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A 🧵 on the AI jury:
This morning I watched several talented law students mock-try a robbery prosecution to a jury of three generative AI bots: ChatGPT, Grok, and Claude. The “jurors" were fed a real-time transcript of the proceedings and then "deliberated" in front of the audience.
#AI #lawsky
This morning I watched several talented law students mock-try a robbery prosecution to a jury of three generative AI bots: ChatGPT, Grok, and Claude. The “jurors" were fed a real-time transcript of the proceedings and then "deliberated" in front of the audience.
#AI #lawsky
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
At UNC School of Law this morning, three #AI bots are sitting as jurors in a mock trial of a juvenile robbery charge.
Intense criticism came from members of a post-trial panel including a law professor and a philosopher with legal training.
#lawsky #academicsky #academicchat
Intense criticism came from members of a post-trial panel including a law professor and a philosopher with legal training.
#lawsky #academicsky #academicchat
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
At UNC School of Law this morning, three #AI bots are sitting as jurors in a mock trial of a juvenile robbery charge.
Intense criticism came from members of a post-trial panel including a law professor and a philosopher with legal training.
#lawsky #academicsky #academicchat
Intense criticism came from members of a post-trial panel including a law professor and a philosopher with legal training.
#lawsky #academicsky #academicchat
The jury deliberates.
October 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The jury deliberates.
The title is unintentionally meta.
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The title is unintentionally meta.
Let's face it: oval is a weak shape. Feminine.
Rectangles are strong. Masculine energy.
It's time.
#EastWing #WhiteHouse #Destruction
Rectangles are strong. Masculine energy.
It's time.
#EastWing #WhiteHouse #Destruction
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Let's face it: oval is a weak shape. Feminine.
Rectangles are strong. Masculine energy.
It's time.
#EastWing #WhiteHouse #Destruction
Rectangles are strong. Masculine energy.
It's time.
#EastWing #WhiteHouse #Destruction
UNC's 2-day conference on #AI later this week includes one (1) (uno) panel on ethics.
Nevermind that the conference site depicts a dystopia.
Of the 4 panelists, one runs an AI-based company advising companies about AI. Another works on preparing humans for extinction.
I'm not making this up.
Nevermind that the conference site depicts a dystopia.
Of the 4 panelists, one runs an AI-based company advising companies about AI. Another works on preparing humans for extinction.
I'm not making this up.
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
UNC's 2-day conference on #AI later this week includes one (1) (uno) panel on ethics.
Nevermind that the conference site depicts a dystopia.
Of the 4 panelists, one runs an AI-based company advising companies about AI. Another works on preparing humans for extinction.
I'm not making this up.
Nevermind that the conference site depicts a dystopia.
Of the 4 panelists, one runs an AI-based company advising companies about AI. Another works on preparing humans for extinction.
I'm not making this up.
What we need is *CIVIL DISCOURSE* about the delivery of presidential feces on the heads of citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
What we need is *CIVIL DISCOURSE* about the delivery of presidential feces on the heads of citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
I think we need *civil discourse* about mercy for prevaricating fraudsters.
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think we need *civil discourse* about mercy for prevaricating fraudsters.
I think we need *civil discourse* about firing artillery rounds over major highways.
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I think we need *civil discourse* about firing artillery rounds over major highways.
I have the privilege of leading a group of UNC law students to Heart Mountain in Wyoming over fall break.
We're looking at roles lawyers played in the WWII imprisonment of Japanese Americans.
I can't describe the impact on the students of being where it happened. Huge.
#academicsky #skystorians
We're looking at roles lawyers played in the WWII imprisonment of Japanese Americans.
I can't describe the impact on the students of being where it happened. Huge.
#academicsky #skystorians
October 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I have the privilege of leading a group of UNC law students to Heart Mountain in Wyoming over fall break.
We're looking at roles lawyers played in the WWII imprisonment of Japanese Americans.
I can't describe the impact on the students of being where it happened. Huge.
#academicsky #skystorians
We're looking at roles lawyers played in the WWII imprisonment of Japanese Americans.
I can't describe the impact on the students of being where it happened. Huge.
#academicsky #skystorians
October 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's part of this campus "festival on the intersection of human creativity and AI."
Even its marketing art is dystopian.
Even its marketing art is dystopian.
October 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It's part of this campus "festival on the intersection of human creativity and AI."
Even its marketing art is dystopian.
Even its marketing art is dystopian.