Laurie Ann
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Laurie Ann
@elloellay.bsky.social
Retired educator. Avid reader. Wife,mom. Love to travel. Beach baby!
I want to be the human my dog Audrey thinks I am!

I have NO PATIENCE for the horror that’s happening. I am ANGRY. I have no problem w stating the truth. NB: I SWEAR. A LOT.
🚫DMs
Thanks. It looks so much better today. Medicated, cleaned…I was in tears for hours. Her little 20 min jaunt left her tired. It ended w her jumping into the FedEx truck in my driveway lol here she is today…Christmas finery!
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
She looks exactly like my recently rescued Audrey! I hope she finds a home!
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My little Audrey decided 2run &have a woodland adventure. 20 min later came back, saw the FedEx truck in the driveway,& jumped in. Got her inside- she tangled w branches or fencing. I am DEVASTATED. She’s not in pain, and I’m cleaning it and putting antibiotics on it. It doesn’t look so raw & red. 😭
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Enjoy the Crazy Dog Picture of the Day:
Miss Audrey Ann, completely upside down. Her butt was up at the top. 😂😂
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
She is so DUCKING CUTE!
Miss Audrey Ann, Spectacular Staffy, Breaker of Knees. Tearer Tendons. 💕
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is some next level petty BULLSHIT. The rotting corpse stinking up the WH said Biden's "pardoning of last yr's turkeys is invalid," and now HE has pardoned them
What the ACTUAL FUCK is wrong with this useless piece of shit?
PETTY, INSECURE, DERANGED PIECE OF SLIME.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Courtesy of @nycjayjay.bsky.social -he is a true gift to the universe.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
😂😂😂Rotting corpse is in love. Doesn’t even look at Putin this way. As for the tweet? “NOW”? The wheels are coming off NOW? Was this guy in a coma?
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I had a rescue Aussie for 12 years. Still my favorite breed! That’s a gorgeous girl!
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Miss Audrey Ann, sleeping on my arm.

Yes, she’s snoring.
😂
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I adopted a shelter pup! Takes me out of my head & makes me stupidly HAPPY. Miss Audrey Snn, 2 yo AmStaff/Pittie, saying, “Good morning, Mark! We love you!”
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Palate cleanse! Miss Audrey Ann, a/k/a Rocket Dog, Breaker of Knees (literally), is wearing her very appropriate pajamas..."Lazy Bones." She didn't MEAN to break my knee and tear a tendon-she's truly gentle & sweet...except she zooms at 300mph.

She's adorable, though.
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Bestie is coming to meet Miss Audrey.
She fell asleep and is snoring in this position 😂
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My friend sent this to me yesterday:
Morse code for FUCK TRUMP
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
October 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My friends…know me so well & we think so much alike!
Morse code bracelet I just got in the mail. I KNEW it was Morse code, & was so happy it was along the lines of my thinking😂Got a tube of pomegranate Bitchstix! Love you LeeB!❤️❤️@leeannsb.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Miss Audrey Ann, trying out one of her Christmas shirts. My granddog, who looks. Lot like her, now has a Thing 2 shirt, so when they run around during the holidays, everyone will “ooooh,” and “ahh” and laugh their asses off!
October 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
October 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
SUCH A PRESTIGIOUS AWARD. Former war criminals have received it! 😂
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Need to have a palate cleanser. Good things in the last 7 days:1. My awesome pound pup is literally perfect. No accidents, chewing, crying, etc. 2. My A1c is at 5.5! 🍾 3. 1 of my bffs had a successful breast cancer surgery & is on the mend. 4.Husb is amazing.
October 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Things I’ve learned abt Staffies that surprised me: 1. How cuddly they are. 2. How chill they are. 3. Smart pups!
Did I mention how she’s a “super cuddler”? (Dubbed that by the shelter. They were NOT KIDDING.
59 lb lapdog 😂
October 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
She will be 2 on 11.2. She is so incredibly GOOD. First night zero issues, no accidents. Had to leave for 3 hrs today-no damage, or accidents, took her out and she went IMMEDIATELY. She listens, and is the cuddliest animal I've ever met. I am so happy!
October 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Palate cleanser.After 5.8 yrs from losing my beloved Aussie, I adopted a pup.She was at the shelter for 160 days 😢! I've named her Audrey. Lots of Staffie in her. She will be 2 on 11.2.She is so affectionate; housebroken, and slept thru the night w out any issues. I LOVE HER!!
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Breast Cancer Awareness month tshirt/tutu on my grandpuppy, Lucy. Her other grandmama, who has become a sister to me is battling it!
Sweet pittie girl!
October 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM