Elli
@ellipsis.bsky.social
My lil comic! Goblins. www.goblinscomic.org
I like to live stream my drawing and also be strange, every Tues/Wed/Thurs/Sat afternoons and evenings! https://www.twitch.tv/ellipsis_goblins
I like to live stream my drawing and also be strange, every Tues/Wed/Thurs/Sat afternoons and evenings! https://www.twitch.tv/ellipsis_goblins
Do you have someone that you completely trust in every way?
I'm talking about someone who could sit you down and in all seriousness, tell you something extraordinary... something you wouldn't believe if it came from anyone else but with them, you believe it.
And they feel the same way about you.
I'm talking about someone who could sit you down and in all seriousness, tell you something extraordinary... something you wouldn't believe if it came from anyone else but with them, you believe it.
And they feel the same way about you.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Do you have someone that you completely trust in every way?
I'm talking about someone who could sit you down and in all seriousness, tell you something extraordinary... something you wouldn't believe if it came from anyone else but with them, you believe it.
And they feel the same way about you.
I'm talking about someone who could sit you down and in all seriousness, tell you something extraordinary... something you wouldn't believe if it came from anyone else but with them, you believe it.
And they feel the same way about you.
Your adventuring party has been travelling through this spooky forest. The birds and toads are all unnaturally still and silent while they watch you with unnerving intent. You discover a small house atop a hill. Inside, are two lesbians who beckon you forth and offer you edibles and a strange tea.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Your adventuring party has been travelling through this spooky forest. The birds and toads are all unnaturally still and silent while they watch you with unnerving intent. You discover a small house atop a hill. Inside, are two lesbians who beckon you forth and offer you edibles and a strange tea.
The fog at Cloudhouse is very thick today, yet the sky above us is clear and blue. It's surreal.
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The fog at Cloudhouse is very thick today, yet the sky above us is clear and blue. It's surreal.
When we moved in, some of the windows were covered by stained glass frames which were neat. But yesterday I took them down and... I don't understand why anyone would ever want to cover these windows with anything. (pic taken by my wonderful wife, @barknobitebrat.bsky.social)
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When we moved in, some of the windows were covered by stained glass frames which were neat. But yesterday I took them down and... I don't understand why anyone would ever want to cover these windows with anything. (pic taken by my wonderful wife, @barknobitebrat.bsky.social)
This line always kinda bothered me, ever since I saw it in the theater. Why is he using the word menu? Do orcs go to restaurants? Is it common for orcs to be given written menus so they can select what they want to eat?
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This line always kinda bothered me, ever since I saw it in the theater. Why is he using the word menu? Do orcs go to restaurants? Is it common for orcs to be given written menus so they can select what they want to eat?
Do you read my comic, Goblins? You should! Unless you don't want to, then you absolutely should not read my comic, Goblins. www.goblinscomic.org
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Do you read my comic, Goblins? You should! Unless you don't want to, then you absolutely should not read my comic, Goblins. www.goblinscomic.org
Ok which one of you stole the mountains.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ok which one of you stole the mountains.
The clouds are really dancing for us today.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The clouds are really dancing for us today.
HER: (Looking out the window) I see a ferry.
ME: A what?
HER: A ferry.
ME: Fairies aren't real, that's probably a hummingbird.
HER: How can that be a hummingbird, it's a damn ferry.
ME: Are you high?
HER: You know I am, but I know the difference between a ferry and a hummingbird.
ME: A what?
HER: A ferry.
ME: Fairies aren't real, that's probably a hummingbird.
HER: How can that be a hummingbird, it's a damn ferry.
ME: Are you high?
HER: You know I am, but I know the difference between a ferry and a hummingbird.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
HER: (Looking out the window) I see a ferry.
ME: A what?
HER: A ferry.
ME: Fairies aren't real, that's probably a hummingbird.
HER: How can that be a hummingbird, it's a damn ferry.
ME: Are you high?
HER: You know I am, but I know the difference between a ferry and a hummingbird.
ME: A what?
HER: A ferry.
ME: Fairies aren't real, that's probably a hummingbird.
HER: How can that be a hummingbird, it's a damn ferry.
ME: Are you high?
HER: You know I am, but I know the difference between a ferry and a hummingbird.
Reposted by Elli
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If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
For webcomics, please talk about them! Like, subscribe, tell other folks about the work you like <3
You guys! I messed up BIG time! I found an old book, called "How To Summon An Eldritch God" and I started reading it out loud. At first nothing happened, but then I looked out the window. I'm pretty sure it's currently rising up out of the ocean over there!
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You guys! I messed up BIG time! I found an old book, called "How To Summon An Eldritch God" and I started reading it out loud. At first nothing happened, but then I looked out the window. I'm pretty sure it's currently rising up out of the ocean over there!
This has always been such a weirdly memorable moment from a Matrix movie. I mean... who casually steps on a tomato? No one! That's a whole ass tomato! Someone might deliberately crush it, but no one just 'whatevers' on an entire tomato! It's such an odd way to show that the villain gives no fucks.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This has always been such a weirdly memorable moment from a Matrix movie. I mean... who casually steps on a tomato? No one! That's a whole ass tomato! Someone might deliberately crush it, but no one just 'whatevers' on an entire tomato! It's such an odd way to show that the villain gives no fucks.
I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins page. BOOP!
New Page Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...
Start of this Scene: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1...
New Page Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...
Start of this Scene: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1...
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins page. BOOP!
New Page Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...
Start of this Scene: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1...
New Page Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...
Start of this Scene: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1...
CW: Creepy guy making gross, sexual remarks.
I got a random DM slide from a stranger who said that he'd seen pics of me somewhere (but wouldn't say where) and asked me to send him nudes. My eyes rolled as I blocked him after this exchange. I just wanted to show how silly some people can be.
I got a random DM slide from a stranger who said that he'd seen pics of me somewhere (but wouldn't say where) and asked me to send him nudes. My eyes rolled as I blocked him after this exchange. I just wanted to show how silly some people can be.
![Ellipsis — 7:15 PM
I see
Well I'm sorry but I dont really wanna give nudes to someone I dont know
[Other person] — 7:16 PM
what if we got to know each other then?
Ellipsis — 7:17 PM
So… you want to get to know me, so that I can then give you my nudes?
[Other person] — 7:17 PM
perhaps and possibly not
Ellipsis — 7:18 PM
No thank you. Have a great night tho
[Other person] — 7:20 PM
well, i’ll just say this then, you have nice fat tits and i wish you would’ve sent me more pics of them, but it’s okay and i respect you.
Ellipsis — 7:21 PM
How can I send you MORE pics of them if I've never sent you any pics before?
[Other person] — 7:22 PM
interesting fact, you have never sent me any before, so maybe you could send me some then since you’ve never done so before](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vjmrrd3jtcmmkhwloewdxx64/bafkreidpb426cvf2nsjpa3b4elt6rlogwxikq3npu44skenr2la527iq5y@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
CW: Creepy guy making gross, sexual remarks.
I got a random DM slide from a stranger who said that he'd seen pics of me somewhere (but wouldn't say where) and asked me to send him nudes. My eyes rolled as I blocked him after this exchange. I just wanted to show how silly some people can be.
I got a random DM slide from a stranger who said that he'd seen pics of me somewhere (but wouldn't say where) and asked me to send him nudes. My eyes rolled as I blocked him after this exchange. I just wanted to show how silly some people can be.
Can we all just take a moment and recognize how amazing the art is, with these paper minis? @trashmobminis.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can we all just take a moment and recognize how amazing the art is, with these paper minis? @trashmobminis.bsky.social
Hello from Cloudhouse on this lovely, autumn, Saturday. Come over and play D&D with us!
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hello from Cloudhouse on this lovely, autumn, Saturday. Come over and play D&D with us!
So my wife was looking for bird toys for Bob and... www.walmart.ca/en/ip/Bird-T...
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So my wife was looking for bird toys for Bob and... www.walmart.ca/en/ip/Bird-T...
Being poor is expensive. Being rich is profitable.
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Being poor is expensive. Being rich is profitable.
Reposted by Elli
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Kill me. My wife is on her computer. I lean in and start kissing all over her face.
ME: "You are so sexy. I want you so bad. Right now. I wanna bend you over this..."
HER: "He's coming down the hallway! Back up! Dude, run!"
That's when I noticed the mic that was half an inch from both our mouths.
ME: "You are so sexy. I want you so bad. Right now. I wanna bend you over this..."
HER: "He's coming down the hallway! Back up! Dude, run!"
That's when I noticed the mic that was half an inch from both our mouths.
a woman is sitting at a table with a glass of wine and the words oh boy behind her
Alt: a woman is sitting at a table with a glass of wine and the words oh boy behind her
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Kill me. My wife is on her computer. I lean in and start kissing all over her face.
ME: "You are so sexy. I want you so bad. Right now. I wanna bend you over this..."
HER: "He's coming down the hallway! Back up! Dude, run!"
That's when I noticed the mic that was half an inch from both our mouths.
ME: "You are so sexy. I want you so bad. Right now. I wanna bend you over this..."
HER: "He's coming down the hallway! Back up! Dude, run!"
That's when I noticed the mic that was half an inch from both our mouths.
For the pronunciation of my name...
"ELL-LIPS-SUS" = There's one of me.
"ELL-LIPS-SEES" = There's more than one of me.
"ELL-LIPS-SUS" = There's one of me.
"ELL-LIPS-SEES" = There's more than one of me.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
For the pronunciation of my name...
"ELL-LIPS-SUS" = There's one of me.
"ELL-LIPS-SEES" = There's more than one of me.
"ELL-LIPS-SUS" = There's one of me.
"ELL-LIPS-SEES" = There's more than one of me.
But a rainbow is a sign of pure evil. Ok then.
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
But a rainbow is a sign of pure evil. Ok then.
Reposted by Elli
Made a short little fake netflix trailer for the book cos i can't stop, won't stop, hammertime.
Anyhoo if you think this is moderately funny the book is funnier & better, i swear. Go buy it. $5k in 5 days can't be wrong! Let's do $6k in 6!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...
#boombride #tbb2025
Anyhoo if you think this is moderately funny the book is funnier & better, i swear. Go buy it. $5k in 5 days can't be wrong! Let's do $6k in 6!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...
#boombride #tbb2025
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Made a short little fake netflix trailer for the book cos i can't stop, won't stop, hammertime.
Anyhoo if you think this is moderately funny the book is funnier & better, i swear. Go buy it. $5k in 5 days can't be wrong! Let's do $6k in 6!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...
#boombride #tbb2025
Anyhoo if you think this is moderately funny the book is funnier & better, i swear. Go buy it. $5k in 5 days can't be wrong! Let's do $6k in 6!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...
#boombride #tbb2025