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got up before sunrise (naked) to put my clothes in the dryer so theyd be done in time for me to go to pilates and in a stunning show of not awake yet clumsiness I cut myself so bad and in such a dumb place (my butt) that I couldnt go to pilates.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
got up before sunrise (naked) to put my clothes in the dryer so theyd be done in time for me to go to pilates and in a stunning show of not awake yet clumsiness I cut myself so bad and in such a dumb place (my butt) that I couldnt go to pilates.
never ever getting to the airport early has not adequately prepared me for today. I got here sooooo early and as I was sitting at the gate, the damn gate changed and I didn’t know and yah, I’m gonna be sitting here some more.
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
never ever getting to the airport early has not adequately prepared me for today. I got here sooooo early and as I was sitting at the gate, the damn gate changed and I didn’t know and yah, I’m gonna be sitting here some more.
feeling really nondescript at my advanced age but then I get to the airport and I guess I’m still descript. every woman here has long blown out, straightened, foxnews hair
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
feeling really nondescript at my advanced age but then I get to the airport and I guess I’m still descript. every woman here has long blown out, straightened, foxnews hair
should be packing, instead sitting by the fire reading your little jokes
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
should be packing, instead sitting by the fire reading your little jokes
eating a slice of pumpkin pie in under 30 seconds - I was taking my time
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
eating a slice of pumpkin pie in under 30 seconds - I was taking my time
potential pumpkin pie emergency: accidentally made the crust with the special self rising white lily flour
turns out you should mark the flour containers, you won’t remember, it all looks the same
turns out you should mark the flour containers, you won’t remember, it all looks the same
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
potential pumpkin pie emergency: accidentally made the crust with the special self rising white lily flour
turns out you should mark the flour containers, you won’t remember, it all looks the same
turns out you should mark the flour containers, you won’t remember, it all looks the same
brain fog? how would I know, I never use the thing
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
brain fog? how would I know, I never use the thing
I’m huddled up, I’m under a pile of quilts, I’ve forced the dog to get into my fabric igloo.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m huddled up, I’m under a pile of quilts, I’ve forced the dog to get into my fabric igloo.
I’m having a real pumpkin ice cream phase
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I’m having a real pumpkin ice cream phase
I sat through a 7 act noise show yesterday in a cold warehouse as preparation for being eternally trapped in this medi-cal hold music situation today. this hold music loop cannot even get my goat up man, I am just riding it like a wave dude, 2 hours 46 minutes
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I sat through a 7 act noise show yesterday in a cold warehouse as preparation for being eternally trapped in this medi-cal hold music situation today. this hold music loop cannot even get my goat up man, I am just riding it like a wave dude, 2 hours 46 minutes
love it how a jar of mayonnaise has become a luxury item
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
love it how a jar of mayonnaise has become a luxury item
love to invite a friend over to eat 1lb of hot cheese soup with forks
fondue can be dinner if you put out enough stuff besides bread to dip in there. faves were apples, tiny potatoes, curried carrots & sautéed mushrooms.
fondue can be dinner if you put out enough stuff besides bread to dip in there. faves were apples, tiny potatoes, curried carrots & sautéed mushrooms.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
love to invite a friend over to eat 1lb of hot cheese soup with forks
fondue can be dinner if you put out enough stuff besides bread to dip in there. faves were apples, tiny potatoes, curried carrots & sautéed mushrooms.
fondue can be dinner if you put out enough stuff besides bread to dip in there. faves were apples, tiny potatoes, curried carrots & sautéed mushrooms.
gonna make fondue in the beautiful rig I got at the estate sale last week for $5. check out this cool burner (rest of rig in background)
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
gonna make fondue in the beautiful rig I got at the estate sale last week for $5. check out this cool burner (rest of rig in background)
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Ok if autocorrect changes the spelling one more time I’m going to scream.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ok if autocorrect changes the spelling one more time I’m going to scream.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
all I do is drink coffee and eat mimolette
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
all I do is drink coffee and eat mimolette
Ok if autocorrect changes the spelling one more time I’m going to scream.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ok if autocorrect changes the spelling one more time I’m going to scream.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
I got one of those spaceship looking bodum vacuum coffee makers at an estate sale last week for $10 and it is fun to use. not fast but maybe it’s my weekend coffee maker.
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I got one of those spaceship looking bodum vacuum coffee makers at an estate sale last week for $10 and it is fun to use. not fast but maybe it’s my weekend coffee maker.
in the “they grow up so fast” department: my friends baby who ripped my earring halfway outta my ear a long time ago. well… that baby just got quoted in the nyt
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
in the “they grow up so fast” department: my friends baby who ripped my earring halfway outta my ear a long time ago. well… that baby just got quoted in the nyt
almost blinded by one drop of spicy ramen that flew in my eye. did I consider how something that toxically spicy might not be safe for my stomach? no, I did not. next time tho
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
almost blinded by one drop of spicy ramen that flew in my eye. did I consider how something that toxically spicy might not be safe for my stomach? no, I did not. next time tho
oh no not laughing bum harranguing the instagram cafe customers lol
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
oh no not laughing bum harranguing the instagram cafe customers lol
was just reading through the user manual for my bluetooth transmitter in spanish cause that’s the one I found online. did not know that you call an rca jack “rca macho” but we should all be calling it that
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
was just reading through the user manual for my bluetooth transmitter in spanish cause that’s the one I found online. did not know that you call an rca jack “rca macho” but we should all be calling it that
so inexplicably nathan fielder has been spotted at the stupid instagram cafe in my neighborhood more than a dozen times in the past 4 months. theres a lot of speculation about why in the hell somebody rich from LA would be doing this to themselves. my guess is that it’s nookie related.
November 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
so inexplicably nathan fielder has been spotted at the stupid instagram cafe in my neighborhood more than a dozen times in the past 4 months. theres a lot of speculation about why in the hell somebody rich from LA would be doing this to themselves. my guess is that it’s nookie related.
at the beautiful estate sale this weekend it was sad to see how people weren’t buying or even understanding the simple 18th century swiss and austrian furniture. it wasnt even expensive. it’s so rare here to see really old euro stuff. the big auction houses won’t even come here to get this stuff
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
at the beautiful estate sale this weekend it was sad to see how people weren’t buying or even understanding the simple 18th century swiss and austrian furniture. it wasnt even expensive. it’s so rare here to see really old euro stuff. the big auction houses won’t even come here to get this stuff
yes I am in line at the estate sale at dawn. yes this eyeliner was from yesterday. yes it is still perfect. sue me
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
yes I am in line at the estate sale at dawn. yes this eyeliner was from yesterday. yes it is still perfect. sue me
exhausted, lying in bed waiting for the mosquito that is somewhere in my room to come at me bro. lying in wait, swatter at the ready. I will fall asleep in .5 seconds
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 AM
exhausted, lying in bed waiting for the mosquito that is somewhere in my room to come at me bro. lying in wait, swatter at the ready. I will fall asleep in .5 seconds