Excelsior
@eljeasel.bsky.social
Richmond, VA
I'm into video games, comics, sports, cooking, and even some politics.
Trying desperately not to be Johnny Silverhand.
I'm into video games, comics, sports, cooking, and even some politics.
Trying desperately not to be Johnny Silverhand.
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Excelsior
@eljeasel.bsky.social
· Jan 22
None of this is acceptable and I refuse to lose my outrage.
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An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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I'm so tired man.
I need you cis people to understand this. Rachel Levine did everything right. Legal name change. Legal sex update. So professional and accomplished she got SENATE APPROVAL as an open trans woman.
There's nothing we can do that they won't ignore to hurt us. So don't let them.
I need you cis people to understand this. Rachel Levine did everything right. Legal name change. Legal sex update. So professional and accomplished she got SENATE APPROVAL as an open trans woman.
There's nothing we can do that they won't ignore to hurt us. So don't let them.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm so tired man.
I need you cis people to understand this. Rachel Levine did everything right. Legal name change. Legal sex update. So professional and accomplished she got SENATE APPROVAL as an open trans woman.
There's nothing we can do that they won't ignore to hurt us. So don't let them.
I need you cis people to understand this. Rachel Levine did everything right. Legal name change. Legal sex update. So professional and accomplished she got SENATE APPROVAL as an open trans woman.
There's nothing we can do that they won't ignore to hurt us. So don't let them.
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Elvis was ABSOLUTELY stealing music and multiple Black artists came out and said so. Being compensated on the back end after lawsuits is not “covering songs.” Motown worked hard to stop that kind of thing from white artists
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Elvis was ABSOLUTELY stealing music and multiple Black artists came out and said so. Being compensated on the back end after lawsuits is not “covering songs.” Motown worked hard to stop that kind of thing from white artists
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This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.
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Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
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People think this is about whether she helped RFK's campaign but it's really about whether she helped Trump's. She was helping her boyfriend (or whatever the fuck he was) get a role in the Trump administration while writing about the election.
bsky.app/profile/mich...
bsky.app/profile/mich...
And she covered Trump's campaign while her lover was negotiating for a role in his administration!
The details are gross both aesthetically and morally, but Nuzzi played a consequential role in the ending of a sitting president’s re-election bid. Even if you don’t include her role in RFK then getting DHHS, that alone is worth discussing
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
People think this is about whether she helped RFK's campaign but it's really about whether she helped Trump's. She was helping her boyfriend (or whatever the fuck he was) get a role in the Trump administration while writing about the election.
bsky.app/profile/mich...
bsky.app/profile/mich...
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Calling it now that she'll eventually end up at CBS www.wsj.com/business/med...
Vanity Fair, Olivia Nuzzi Agree to Part Ways
Nuzzi and the magazine will let her contract expire at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Calling it now that she'll eventually end up at CBS www.wsj.com/business/med...
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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How come we don’t hear about the profit-loss performance of the FBI?
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
How come we don’t hear about the profit-loss performance of the FBI?
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
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I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
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Okay, it's time for Portugal '74. If the military lacks the balls to do it, then it's time for a Yanukovich/Ceausescu scenario.
**Pete Hegseth is a war criminal who uses the US military to kill innocent people. It's only a matter of time before he uses the military to kill US Civilians en masse.**
**Pete Hegseth is a war criminal who uses the US military to kill innocent people. It's only a matter of time before he uses the military to kill US Civilians en masse.**
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Okay, it's time for Portugal '74. If the military lacks the balls to do it, then it's time for a Yanukovich/Ceausescu scenario.
**Pete Hegseth is a war criminal who uses the US military to kill innocent people. It's only a matter of time before he uses the military to kill US Civilians en masse.**
**Pete Hegseth is a war criminal who uses the US military to kill innocent people. It's only a matter of time before he uses the military to kill US Civilians en masse.**
🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I’m here keeping people warm in freezing temps, & you’re worried about a hypothetical OF? Bless your misguided priorities. If this is what you think matters, you def picked the wrong feed to clutch your pearls in.
I love & support sex workers & I’ll never throw them under the bus.
Period.
I love & support sex workers & I’ll never throw them under the bus.
Period.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’m here keeping people warm in freezing temps, & you’re worried about a hypothetical OF? Bless your misguided priorities. If this is what you think matters, you def picked the wrong feed to clutch your pearls in.
I love & support sex workers & I’ll never throw them under the bus.
Period.
I love & support sex workers & I’ll never throw them under the bus.
Period.
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Right now is the time to support primaries for any do-nothing Ds. We've got an incredible chance to win a bunch of seats in 2026. Let's fill them with fighters, not chumps.
What sticks out to me is how absolutely unafraid of prosecution this psychopath is. Part of it is narcissistic personality disorder, but it's mostly the perceived weakness of Democrats. Should they retake power, no one expects Democrats to hold anyone accountable.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Right now is the time to support primaries for any do-nothing Ds. We've got an incredible chance to win a bunch of seats in 2026. Let's fill them with fighters, not chumps.
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Even her political commentary — the thing she is allegedly good at — is fucking gibberish. We're supposed to overlook her execrable ethics for this?!
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Even her political commentary — the thing she is allegedly good at — is fucking gibberish. We're supposed to overlook her execrable ethics for this?!
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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1. Why is there a long description of black holes in your book about sexting an anti-vaxxer.
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
1. Why is there a long description of black holes in your book about sexting an anti-vaxxer.
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
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I want y'all to remember that they said THIS shit was inevitable too when they tried to force this crap down our throats a while back.
Always push back against these ghouls and get ugly about it. 🙏
Always push back against these ghouls and get ugly about it. 🙏
The proposal reflects the overall lack of interest in products like Meta's social virtual reality platform Horizon Worlds.
Meta reportedly plans to slash Metaverse budget by up to 30% | TechCrunch
The proposal reflects the overall lack of interest in products like Meta's social virtual reality platform Horizon Worlds.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I want y'all to remember that they said THIS shit was inevitable too when they tried to force this crap down our throats a while back.
Always push back against these ghouls and get ugly about it. 🙏
Always push back against these ghouls and get ugly about it. 🙏
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Magic was my mom working her ass off
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Magic was my mom working her ass off
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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I just want to stress that this has nothing to do with the rest of the chapter. She has an epigraph, a bizarre intro paragraph, a description of Britney Spears dancing in 2002 and then a section about Donald Trump promoting birtherism.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I just want to stress that this has nothing to do with the rest of the chapter. She has an epigraph, a bizarre intro paragraph, a description of Britney Spears dancing in 2002 and then a section about Donald Trump promoting birtherism.
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I cannot convey to you the sheer fucking weirdness of Olivia Nuzzi's book.
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I cannot convey to you the sheer fucking weirdness of Olivia Nuzzi's book.