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Eli Balin
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"Speaker of the House Larry Speakes" will live forever in my memory.
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That's a paint thinner which also revitalizes the wood. Though I'm sure it'll also stop coughing. Forever.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Side-effects of Gronxlar may include coma, rapid total organ failure, cranial liquifaction, sudden death, or mild headaches. Please consult your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms.
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I keep trying to ponder the circumstances which led from "Go Ask Alice" to a segment in the Star Wars Holiday Special, end ending with "We Built This City", and I've got nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
mfw the bonus is an additional award
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
We must not allow a mineshaft gap!
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You're absolutely right! I will immediately szzzdtszzdtøøgå{EOL}......[NO CARRIER]
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Zardoz (1974), dir. John Boorman
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Nekkid!
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The second dose completely wrecked me the next day. Better than the alternative.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They gave *his mustache* a tragic WW1 origin story.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"NghInH" in tlhIngan'Hol
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That's how you know he's the inside man with a stolen uniform.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is "Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk" erasure.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I was going to hit "like", but...
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you pile too many right angles together you're likely to accidentally make a swastika, or something close enough that it'll read as one.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I had a moment of thinking they might be interesting as paving stones, but someone in one of the other threads pointed out what can happen when that many right angles are linked together, the major thing every design instructor has warned about since the middle of last century.
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The door's unlocked, Grombo. Have you tried the door? You've been here for a week, Grombo.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM