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elgringofeo.bsky.social
Stoner Santa
@elgringofeo.bsky.social
(Formerly The Gringo)

Bringing holiday cheer to everybody, regardless of religion or beliefs, and making your home smell like a skunk’s asshole. Season’s greetings, BSky!

St. Nugulas is the patron saint of wooks, spilled bong water, and needing a light.
Oh yeah, I have a couple Keb' Mo' CDs but would love to have that voice on vinyl.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We did, thank you! @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social made us a lobster and shrimp pasta dish and we ignored both of our families.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Not sure whether Kiwi's not a fan, or REALLY a fan...
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
PS If you've never gotten high to sitar music, you're not stereotyping right. Let's get on that and do our drugsing the way Baby Lord Jesus intended. Missionary-style, with sitar music playing in the background.
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Where there's a whip, there's a way...
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My first thought was a tranquilizer dart, but that might be why I've got 3 ex-wives... 🤷‍♂️
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I've only seen the movie as well, I can only imagine how powerful that would be live.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you like this, the miniseries "Brand New Cherry Flavor" on Netflix has a very similar vibe, presuming you've not already seen it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
🔥Excellent scores! (Although "La Vie Boheme" always earworms me for like a month.)
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My favorite Herb Alpert album.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So mote it be.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
He'll enjoy his new life!
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess you have an awesome t-shirt collection...
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oom papa oom papa mow mow!
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Who knew every species, phyla, and genus
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They did a great job!
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Well...
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My head is SO CLEAN!
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Iiiiiit's showtime!
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM