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Hold me close
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
They won’t know they made a huge mistake, they will continue to believe whatever’s wrong was because of the libs, and if Trump hadn’t been around things would be even worse
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
They won’t know they made a huge mistake, they will continue to believe whatever’s wrong was because of the libs, and if Trump hadn’t been around things would be even worse
Bobby now invites you to watch him throw a football over that mountain.
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bobby now invites you to watch him throw a football over that mountain.
Joke’s on you, fascists; kids famously love eating paste!
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Joke’s on you, fascists; kids famously love eating paste!
Thank god we had a primitive form of AI in the 80s that let us pretend the Stand By Me kids were gonna get hit by a train
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thank god we had a primitive form of AI in the 80s that let us pretend the Stand By Me kids were gonna get hit by a train
Branson as in Las Vegas for people who don’t believe in gambling? Andy Williams Moon River second encore Branson?
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Branson as in Las Vegas for people who don’t believe in gambling? Andy Williams Moon River second encore Branson?
I’ve loved this movie for literal decades and somehow this is the first time I’m noticing the mosquito shadow
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’ve loved this movie for literal decades and somehow this is the first time I’m noticing the mosquito shadow
Federal government’s gonna have a hell of a time deciding whether it wants to fuck over a university or a union more
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Federal government’s gonna have a hell of a time deciding whether it wants to fuck over a university or a union more
When Portnoy was first making his shitty splash i kept getting whiplash from his name’s similarity to one of the Animal Collective guys (Dave Portner). It was always, “WHAT?! Avey Tare would NEVER!”
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When Portnoy was first making his shitty splash i kept getting whiplash from his name’s similarity to one of the Animal Collective guys (Dave Portner). It was always, “WHAT?! Avey Tare would NEVER!”
I just don’t understand how successfully investing money even remotely qualifies you to be an authority on gender, dating, the “masculinity crisis,” or a single goddamn thing besides investing.
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I just don’t understand how successfully investing money even remotely qualifies you to be an authority on gender, dating, the “masculinity crisis,” or a single goddamn thing besides investing.
laissez les mal tetes rouler
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
laissez les mal tetes rouler
Don’t sign your skeets.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Don’t sign your skeets.
Yet another GS banger, not that I’m surprised or anything
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Yet another GS banger, not that I’m surprised or anything
Drain the swamp (right into my office, I’ve got some beautiful pardons and a photo op waiting)
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Drain the swamp (right into my office, I’ve got some beautiful pardons and a photo op waiting)
How about we just tax these assholes instead of waiting for them to feel charitable?
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
How about we just tax these assholes instead of waiting for them to feel charitable?
Hell yeah, Dig! Second show i ever went to!
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hell yeah, Dig! Second show i ever went to!
Just post an AI video of yourself shitting on Monica Lewinsky next time Olivia, goddamn
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just post an AI video of yourself shitting on Monica Lewinsky next time Olivia, goddamn
I had to drop that class twice! Finally found one in the afternoon I could fit into my schedule.
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I had to drop that class twice! Finally found one in the afternoon I could fit into my schedule.