Pumpkin spice horchata
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he/him. Millennial.
Wear a fucking mask.
Ibarra chocolate > Abuelita chocolate.
Wear a fucking mask.
Ibarra chocolate > Abuelita chocolate.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
I knew people in my 20s who couldn’t even play Apples to Apples without vicious arguments over who was playing it “wrong”
That's where you get That Guy at board game night seething and snarking that folks are socializing instead of optimizing their play strategy.
And that's where you get That Guy telling the whole Internet that games shouldn't try to be Art because they're supposed to be about systems and not stories.
And that's where you get That Guy telling the whole Internet that games shouldn't try to be Art because they're supposed to be about systems and not stories.
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I knew people in my 20s who couldn’t even play Apples to Apples without vicious arguments over who was playing it “wrong”
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Q: So your job is to judge people, but not to judge people for judging people.
A: You’re making it sound like I approve of Krampus’s methods. I don’t. Just because you share a holiday with someone doesn’t mean you agree with them on everything. I love kids.
A: You’re making it sound like I approve of Krampus’s methods. I don’t. Just because you share a holiday with someone doesn’t mean you agree with them on everything. I love kids.
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Q: So your job is to judge people, but not to judge people for judging people.
A: You’re making it sound like I approve of Krampus’s methods. I don’t. Just because you share a holiday with someone doesn’t mean you agree with them on everything. I love kids.
A: You’re making it sound like I approve of Krampus’s methods. I don’t. Just because you share a holiday with someone doesn’t mean you agree with them on everything. I love kids.
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im starting a rumor that pantone has beef with an ink company and that's why they did this
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection." n.pr/4rDF0jv
You read that white: Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year is 'Cloud Dancer'
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection."
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
im starting a rumor that pantone has beef with an ink company and that's why they did this
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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The notes of the C major scale? You mean the big naturals?
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The notes of the C major scale? You mean the big naturals?
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This is not true. This is argument that pro-gun people use to discount red flag and waiting period laws. Ease of access and lethality (let alone cheerful instruction in the best method!) is the #1 predictor of attempts leading actual completion. The more barriers, the more people live.
I think it's fine Chat GPT is telling people how to kill themselves. They'll figure it out one way or another if they're serious.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is not true. This is argument that pro-gun people use to discount red flag and waiting period laws. Ease of access and lethality (let alone cheerful instruction in the best method!) is the #1 predictor of attempts leading actual completion. The more barriers, the more people live.
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There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
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Six hours isn't SO bad... I might try one of the new nap pods? (Basically a local crone bewitches you into the form of a newt, and then puts you in a bottle with some moss. When your time is up you get turned back, unless your credit card gets declined.)
The tickets were cheap, but now you're stuck with a six hour layover in the Elderhall Skyport before the next dragon arrives to take you to Feyhome. What do you find to amuse yourself during the wait?
#TinyTalesTuesday #WritingPrompt
#TinyTalesTuesday #WritingPrompt
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Six hours isn't SO bad... I might try one of the new nap pods? (Basically a local crone bewitches you into the form of a newt, and then puts you in a bottle with some moss. When your time is up you get turned back, unless your credit card gets declined.)
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I understand that there are a lot of people out there who think they have good intentions and love to take their ideological opponents in good faith because it makes them seem fair and reasonable and I truly cannot overstate how dangerous this is to trans people and how much they should stop
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I understand that there are a lot of people out there who think they have good intentions and love to take their ideological opponents in good faith because it makes them seem fair and reasonable and I truly cannot overstate how dangerous this is to trans people and how much they should stop
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she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
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and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
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scientists at Tillamook County Creamery’s Advanced Cheese Research Center, working in conjunction with the Juilliard School of Music, have announced the synthesis of the world’s first ever flat and natural cheddars.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
scientists at Tillamook County Creamery’s Advanced Cheese Research Center, working in conjunction with the Juilliard School of Music, have announced the synthesis of the world’s first ever flat and natural cheddars.
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As today is the first day many people start to play Christmas music, let’s take a moment to remember the special message behind so many of our seasonal holiday favorites:
Santa fucks
Santa fucks
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
As today is the first day many people start to play Christmas music, let’s take a moment to remember the special message behind so many of our seasonal holiday favorites:
Santa fucks
Santa fucks
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Jones Green Bean Casserole Soda (2004-2004): A sickly green soda made to taste like the divisive Thanksgiving side dish, with notes of earthy green beans, fried onions, and cream of mushroom soup. Sold as part of a novelty holiday-themed pack of sodas.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Jones Green Bean Casserole Soda (2004-2004): A sickly green soda made to taste like the divisive Thanksgiving side dish, with notes of earthy green beans, fried onions, and cream of mushroom soup. Sold as part of a novelty holiday-themed pack of sodas.
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I hate how hard I’m laughing at this first paragraph
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I hate how hard I’m laughing at this first paragraph
“Look at these clueless pro-lifers, don’t they realize that they’re vehemently opposing all the most effective ways to reduce the number of abortions?”
Guy who has loudly and repeatedly said his goal is to increase maternal mortality: I am going to enact policies that kill more women
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“Look at these clueless pro-lifers, don’t they realize that they’re vehemently opposing all the most effective ways to reduce the number of abortions?”
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RFK's goal is to kill children, specifically sick children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
RFK's goal is to kill children, specifically sick children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
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THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’
THEY HATIN’
Ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!
THEY HATIN’
Ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’
THEY HATIN’
Ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!
THEY HATIN’
Ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!
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Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
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the most radical belief I have that I actually think should be normal is this:
The people whose job it is to figure out how to make a business make money should not be the ones in charge of a company. They should be, at best, a subservient department within a company, on par tech support or HR
The people whose job it is to figure out how to make a business make money should not be the ones in charge of a company. They should be, at best, a subservient department within a company, on par tech support or HR
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
the most radical belief I have that I actually think should be normal is this:
The people whose job it is to figure out how to make a business make money should not be the ones in charge of a company. They should be, at best, a subservient department within a company, on par tech support or HR
The people whose job it is to figure out how to make a business make money should not be the ones in charge of a company. They should be, at best, a subservient department within a company, on par tech support or HR
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.