Eric Jacobson
@ejacobson.bsky.social
Shit-posting Xennial. Unapologetic progressive/ally. Guitar nerd. Music production. Photography. Steelers/Lakers/Dodgers fanatic. Hot sauce snob. Punching Nazis is my love language.
This year, my secret to saving big on #BlackFriday is just bypassing capitalism under the #MAGA fascist regime entirely by making or stealing all of my loved ones' Christmas presents... follow me for more tips!
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This year, my secret to saving big on #BlackFriday is just bypassing capitalism under the #MAGA fascist regime entirely by making or stealing all of my loved ones' Christmas presents... follow me for more tips!
Every time #Trump Defense Secretary, Pete Hegseth, says anything about people like Mark Kelly, I can almost smell the hangover breath through my phone...
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every time #Trump Defense Secretary, Pete Hegseth, says anything about people like Mark Kelly, I can almost smell the hangover breath through my phone...
So, this is why #Trump got all "handsy" with the bird at the ceremonial #Thanksgiving turkey pardon...
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So, this is why #Trump got all "handsy" with the bird at the ceremonial #Thanksgiving turkey pardon...
Watching JD Vance address the military on #Thanksgiving makes me even less worried about him as a serious contender for president in 2028... #Trump walked so that this dude could stumble.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Watching JD Vance address the military on #Thanksgiving makes me even less worried about him as a serious contender for president in 2028... #Trump walked so that this dude could stumble.
The only stuffing Stephen Miller likes is illegally stuffing minorities into concentration camps... #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The only stuffing Stephen Miller likes is illegally stuffing minorities into concentration camps... #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Trump doesn't understand how the Constitution works...
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Trump doesn't understand how the Constitution works...
If anyone from my family was dumb enough to be a MAGA cultist, the first thing I'd clapback with at the inevitable #Thanksgiving debate would be how #Trump is doing the same thing to their paychecks that he's doing to his poll numbers...
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If anyone from my family was dumb enough to be a MAGA cultist, the first thing I'd clapback with at the inevitable #Thanksgiving debate would be how #Trump is doing the same thing to their paychecks that he's doing to his poll numbers...
#Trump wants to rename the Republican party after himself, as if that would be catchier or more accurate than just calling them Nazis...
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
#Trump wants to rename the Republican party after himself, as if that would be catchier or more accurate than just calling them Nazis...
Those communist autumn leaves aren't going to rake themselves...
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Those communist autumn leaves aren't going to rake themselves...
I can't stand Elon Musk, but I am enjoying the irony of #Trump supporters who follow the foreign propaganda accounts on Twitter trying to call anyone else "stupid"...
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I can't stand Elon Musk, but I am enjoying the irony of #Trump supporters who follow the foreign propaganda accounts on Twitter trying to call anyone else "stupid"...
First they came for the White House Press Secretary's sister-in-law, and I did not speak out—because I was too busy laughing at the #MAGA Nazis for getting a taste of their own medicine... #AbolishICE
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
First they came for the White House Press Secretary's sister-in-law, and I did not speak out—because I was too busy laughing at the #MAGA Nazis for getting a taste of their own medicine... #AbolishICE
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's because MAGA are all subservient betas...
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's because MAGA are all subservient betas...
#Trump should have gotten "The #Bolsonaro Vacation" four years ago...
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
#Trump should have gotten "The #Bolsonaro Vacation" four years ago...
America could do a lot worse than Mark Kelly...
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
America could do a lot worse than Mark Kelly...
#Trump REALLY wants #RushHour4 to get made, even at the expense of a few thousand jobs, because—of course—kleptocratic pedophiles think that minorities being racist to each other for 90 minutes is funny...
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
#Trump REALLY wants #RushHour4 to get made, even at the expense of a few thousand jobs, because—of course—kleptocratic pedophiles think that minorities being racist to each other for 90 minutes is funny...
Kelly is a better man than Hegseth and Trump, combined...
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Kelly is a better man than Hegseth and Trump, combined...
Pairs well with my Talking Mike Johnson doll...
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Pairs well with my Talking Mike Johnson doll...
Trump answering the press questions for Mamdani like:
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Trump answering the press questions for Mamdani like:
The vibes on X as soon as Elon enabled the account location features:
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The vibes on X as soon as Elon enabled the account location features:
The "For You" tab on Twitter, as soon as Elon Musk took over:
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The "For You" tab on Twitter, as soon as Elon Musk took over:
Marjorie Taylor Greene profited from investments in foreign companies, weapons manufacturing and insider information while promoting America First™, no more wars and Drain The Swamp™... America loses nothing from that domestic terrorist's resignation...
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene profited from investments in foreign companies, weapons manufacturing and insider information while promoting America First™, no more wars and Drain The Swamp™... America loses nothing from that domestic terrorist's resignation...