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· Dec 24
More unhinged brain rot:
5 times Mu Qingfang slept with a Peak Lord because he had to and 1 time that he *wanted* to.
5 times Mu Qingfang slept with a Peak Lord because he had to and 1 time that he *wanted* to.
WQW presents to the Healing Pavilion, hauled in by one of the Wan Jian hall masters.
MQF is called in to treat Wei Shixiong who has been cheerfully, but ever more desperately putting the moves on the Healers attending him.
Now WQW may be a flirt, but as far as MQF knows, he's never-
MQF is called in to treat Wei Shixiong who has been cheerfully, but ever more desperately putting the moves on the Healers attending him.
Now WQW may be a flirt, but as far as MQF knows, he's never-
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She ain’t wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
She ain’t wrong.
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okay i said i would do this and there's still ten days, so: would anyone be interested in a real time group read/book club for mellicindi's classic bingyuan fic "Life is (not) a Hallmark Movie" this year?? the fic takes place from 12/15-12/31, so every day we would read the events from that day!
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
okay i said i would do this and there's still ten days, so: would anyone be interested in a real time group read/book club for mellicindi's classic bingyuan fic "Life is (not) a Hallmark Movie" this year?? the fic takes place from 12/15-12/31, so every day we would read the events from that day!
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Feels annoying that I have to specify that from here on out, politicians need to have adult-level emotional regulation.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Feels annoying that I have to specify that from here on out, politicians need to have adult-level emotional regulation.
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"When there’s no war, you aren’t committing war crimes when you kill people indiscriminately. You’re just a straight-up murderer."
A war criminal without a war
It's just murder.
www.publicnotice.co
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"When there’s no war, you aren’t committing war crimes when you kill people indiscriminately. You’re just a straight-up murderer."
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
I am also this old. 😭
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I am also this old. 😭
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BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
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Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
There’s nothing better than being a healthcare worker during inclement weather 🫠🫥🥴
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
There’s nothing better than being a healthcare worker during inclement weather 🫠🫥🥴
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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ngl the person who paid $66.60 on my lil goat painting went directly to my bp medication plus high protein foods to manage my diabetic diet. it matters so very fuckin much, thank you to everyone who has gotten somethin from me. yall make a huge impact.
Shopping small is meaningful!
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ngl the person who paid $66.60 on my lil goat painting went directly to my bp medication plus high protein foods to manage my diabetic diet. it matters so very fuckin much, thank you to everyone who has gotten somethin from me. yall make a huge impact.
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Biden shows a bit of cognitive decline:
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Biden shows a bit of cognitive decline:
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
Guess who signed up for the 2026 SVSSS Big Bang?
a woman is giving a thumbs up and saying this girl !
ALT: a woman is giving a thumbs up and saying this girl !
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Guess who signed up for the 2026 SVSSS Big Bang?
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Chapter 4 of my current Bingqiu story is up! #svsss #fandomtrumpshate
Title: All Our Missing Pieces
❤️ #Bingqiu
❤️ Rated E
❤️ 4/6 chapters posted, currently 29k
❤️ featuring amnesiac SQQ, identity porn, and mushroom body shenanigans!
archiveofourown.org/works/744634...
Title: All Our Missing Pieces
❤️ #Bingqiu
❤️ Rated E
❤️ 4/6 chapters posted, currently 29k
❤️ featuring amnesiac SQQ, identity porn, and mushroom body shenanigans!
archiveofourown.org/works/744634...
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Chapter 4 of my current Bingqiu story is up! #svsss #fandomtrumpshate
Title: All Our Missing Pieces
❤️ #Bingqiu
❤️ Rated E
❤️ 4/6 chapters posted, currently 29k
❤️ featuring amnesiac SQQ, identity porn, and mushroom body shenanigans!
archiveofourown.org/works/744634...
Title: All Our Missing Pieces
❤️ #Bingqiu
❤️ Rated E
❤️ 4/6 chapters posted, currently 29k
❤️ featuring amnesiac SQQ, identity porn, and mushroom body shenanigans!
archiveofourown.org/works/744634...
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i'm late for #DecRecs but i want to join in now with a bingqiu fic rec thread!! i feel like there are a lot of newer fans these days who might not have read the ones that are my faves so let's fucking go! 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i'm late for #DecRecs but i want to join in now with a bingqiu fic rec thread!! i feel like there are a lot of newer fans these days who might not have read the ones that are my faves so let's fucking go! 🥰
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It’s true that Trump is weak. Unfortunately the press who cover him are weaker.
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s true that Trump is weak. Unfortunately the press who cover him are weaker.
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reminder that comments, kudos and engagement isn't a requirement but it keeps your favorite fic authors motivated to write more ♥️
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
reminder that comments, kudos and engagement isn't a requirement but it keeps your favorite fic authors motivated to write more ♥️
My Bingqiu Jinlan city time travel fic is posted!
In Another Life #Bingqiu #svsss #Shenqingqiu
archiveofourown.org/works/75177391
In Another Life #Bingqiu #svsss #Shenqingqiu
archiveofourown.org/works/75177391
In Another Life - Ehann - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My Bingqiu Jinlan city time travel fic is posted!
In Another Life #Bingqiu #svsss #Shenqingqiu
archiveofourown.org/works/75177391
In Another Life #Bingqiu #svsss #Shenqingqiu
archiveofourown.org/works/75177391
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Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
We are missing an entire generation of queer people because of this fucking disease. It's truly an evil evil virus.
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
We are missing an entire generation of queer people because of this fucking disease. It's truly an evil evil virus.
Oh hey turns out they got bullied so bad they stopped writing for SVSSS, great job everyone😭😤😡🤬
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Oh hey turns out they got bullied so bad they stopped writing for SVSSS, great job everyone😭😤😡🤬