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Figuring it out for now, but when I do…
🎶 They say the good die young, so I added some
Bad-ass to my flavor to prolong my life over the drum
Everyone cools off from bein' hot
It's about if you can handle bein cold or not!🎶
#musicsky #hiphop

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De La Soul (ft. MF Doom) - Rock Co.Kane Flow
YouTube video by pooninaki
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May 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
🎶 Take your rattle and skedaddle
Before you get a whippin' with the pen and pad paddle🎶

This bootleg elevates the original, imo.

#musicsky #hiphop

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SADEVILLIAN - Air
YouTube video by Proved Records
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May 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
🎶Music for all, not just one people
Now we ‘bout to bust with the party song sequel!🎶
#hiphop #musicsky #oldschool
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Beastie Boys - Shadrach (Abstract Impressionist Version)
YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO
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May 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Galaxy brain idea: FIND A NEW *LIVING* VOICE
NEWS: Jim Fagan was the voice of the NBA on NBC's promos during the 90s. He passed away in 2019.

Using AI, he will be heard once again as the NBA on NBC returns next season.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/633...
NBC to use AI to recreate Jim Fagan's voice-over for NBA coverage
www.nytimes.com
May 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
🎶 Look here, not a thing to fear
Brother to brother not another as sincere
Teach a man how to be father
To never tell a woman he can't bother
You can't say you don't know
What I'm talkin' 'bout
But one day ... brothers gonna work it out🎶

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Public Enemy - Brothers Gonna Work It Out
YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO
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May 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
🎶 It drops deep as it does in my breath
I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death
Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined
I think of crime when I'm in a New York State of Mind🎶

- Nas
May 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
🎶Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre
Digest a group and sell the poop on eBay
Danger with the vest screamin "Shoot the DJ!"
Doom clickin' over two chickens, three-way
Four in the 5, a cork on the freeway
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say🎶

- MF DOOM
#musicsky
#hiphop
April 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
🎶 I made it easy to dance to this
But can you detect what's comin' next from the flex of the wrist?
Say indeed then I'll proceed 'cause my man made a mix
If he bleed he won't need no band-aid to fix🎶

- Rakim

#musicsky
#hiphop
April 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
🎶Yo, microphone check one two what is this
The five foot assassin with the ruffneck business
I float like gravity, never had a cavity
Got more rhymes than the Winans got family
No need to sweat Arsenio to gain some type of fame
No shame in my game cause I'll always be the same🎶

-Phife Dawg
#hiphop
April 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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January 23, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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sex work is work.
January 7, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Everyone in the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife. That's why no one messes with Switzerland.
January 26, 2024 at 1:03 PM
I wonder if you know that the harp is a predecessor of the modern day guitar. Early minstrels were much larger people. In fact, they had hands the size of small dogs.
January 26, 2024 at 4:29 AM
This reaching Disco Sucks at Wrigley Field levels of incorrectness.

The Swift-is-ruining-my-fake-thing-I’ve-invested-too-much-mental-energy into-rather-than-experiencing-the world-for-all-its-majesty is just not a good look.
i'm not going to post any of it here obviously it's really telling that the non consensual AI deepfake porn of Taylor Swift is all football themed, implying that whoever made it is angry at her for dating a football player and "ruining football"
January 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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This is so evil I once again don’t have the words - but please don’t look away and please don’t stop speaking out 💜
January 24, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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men having a daily word allowance sounds so nice. everything would be so quiet and peaceful before noon
January 24, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. Naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
January 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
There's no rule against postal workers not dating women. It just works out that way.
January 24, 2024 at 11:00 AM
If she goes for the door, you go for your chest. I mean nobody can walk out on somebody who is having a coronary. It’s fool proof! I learned it from ma.
January 24, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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January 23, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. But I try to not work in shitty weather.
January 23, 2024 at 10:28 PM
It’s a little known fact that smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then at their retirement dinner you can eat them.
January 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM