What the fuck bearing does it have that your son, in whom you have instilled terrible taste, watched one of the greatest movies ever made for the cinema on his phone?

“Everyone named Sarandos agrees, this is the future of film that people want”

Warning re: chicken parentage. Be very careful with the security of your fencing/coop. My dad has lost a few to raccoons over the years and the results are very gruesome and traumatic if you are attached.

Kick them in the balls