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the grEat aK 🦌
@eekayj.bsky.social
Man-shaped to-do list 📋
Philly, NJ

he/him
Still blonde 💁🏼‍♂️
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The final product 🐀🧀🐀
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I am so thankful for the input but I ran out of time and ended up grabbing some white cheddar with apple cinnamon at Wegman’s.

So while I may not win best cheese, I could win best host gift with this cheesy ornament. Still needs a ribbon and jingle bells.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My bestie has an interview today — Everyone send him good vibes! 🌀
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“If My Heart Was A House” 🏩
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
“Use Me” 🔩
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
“Church” 💒
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
“This Is What We Dance For” 👯‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
My terrifying son survived the year.
Do I make something new this year or bring back Mari Lwyd next weekend?
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me showing you the horrors of mankind:
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Santa hats in pfp? No. Great Ak time.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’M NOT THAT GIIIIIRL 🔥🥧
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The half-assed crumble seems to be overtaking her in the oven…
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Let’s hope these fuckers hold their shape during baking 🤞🏻🥧🥧🤞🏻
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ok pies and crumble topping are done time to cut out some fucking crusts 🥧
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I think my feelings are best described by this shitty chart I just made
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ok but look how badly I fucked up last year (I was trashed and it was late) 😬
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Some pies from past Thanksgivings 🥧

Madelyne Pie-or, the Gobblin’ Queen
Pie Chemical Romance
Hail Pie-mon
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yes, exactly 🫳🏻
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM