Edward Martin III
@edwardmartiniii.bsky.social
Author, screenwriter, filmmaker, and solver of problems (usually my own, I’ll admit). Always happy to talk story with story-talkers. Always welcoming to under-represented voices, trans voices, etc.
If I ran for office, my “party” would be Starfleet.
If I ran for office, my “party” would be Starfleet.
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit! I hope your December is filled with happy things!
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit! I hope your December is filled with happy things!
I think "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" is even better than its predecessor.
Nicholas Cage gloriously cuts loose in this sequel. Absolutely bonkers and over-the-top in a necessary way. Several times while watching it, I muttered "Wow!"
Pour some spicy tequila and get watching!
#GhostRider
Nicholas Cage gloriously cuts loose in this sequel. Absolutely bonkers and over-the-top in a necessary way. Several times while watching it, I muttered "Wow!"
Pour some spicy tequila and get watching!
#GhostRider
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I think "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" is even better than its predecessor.
Nicholas Cage gloriously cuts loose in this sequel. Absolutely bonkers and over-the-top in a necessary way. Several times while watching it, I muttered "Wow!"
Pour some spicy tequila and get watching!
#GhostRider
Nicholas Cage gloriously cuts loose in this sequel. Absolutely bonkers and over-the-top in a necessary way. Several times while watching it, I muttered "Wow!"
Pour some spicy tequila and get watching!
#GhostRider
I don’t care who thinks it’s silly and childish or whatever. I’m rewatching the Supergirl series and it’s so damn wholesome that it’s lifting my heart each time. I love this series. And yeah, there have been and will be others and I’m okay with that. #supergirl
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I don’t care who thinks it’s silly and childish or whatever. I’m rewatching the Supergirl series and it’s so damn wholesome that it’s lifting my heart each time. I love this series. And yeah, there have been and will be others and I’m okay with that. #supergirl
The next time it starts raining really hard and you’re around friends, look up, shrug and tell them “I’m sorry, I’ll take care of that.” If the rain lets up within three minutes, tell them “sorry it took so long.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The next time it starts raining really hard and you’re around friends, look up, shrug and tell them “I’m sorry, I’ll take care of that.” If the rain lets up within three minutes, tell them “sorry it took so long.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Oh. Uh. Whoops.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Oh. Uh. Whoops.
Ooooooh, there was a manual?! Time to crack THAT baby open and see what’s goin’ on!
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ooooooh, there was a manual?! Time to crack THAT baby open and see what’s goin’ on!
Seems like my malfunctioning Deathbot 9000 is doing a better job than a brain-wormed guy!
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Seems like my malfunctioning Deathbot 9000 is doing a better job than a brain-wormed guy!
And it was a better job than the current guy! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
And it was a better job than the current guy! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
He was SO misunderstood.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
He was SO misunderstood.
Maybe be less, I dunno, “warlike”?
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Maybe be less, I dunno, “warlike”?
A few years back, I read this entire series.
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A few years back, I read this entire series.
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
Man, those trees really needed it. Thank you, Deathbot 9000!
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Man, those trees really needed it. Thank you, Deathbot 9000!
It smells so yummy! Want some?
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It smells so yummy! Want some?
Spring-fresh? Why, this is the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Spring-fresh? Why, this is the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
Hey Mississippi, you need to stop giving licenses to monkeys!
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hey Mississippi, you need to stop giving licenses to monkeys!
This amazing Deathbot 9000 is just doing wonders! Miaow!
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This amazing Deathbot 9000 is just doing wonders! Miaow!
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
Martinis can be enjoyable, so way to go, Deathbot 9000! Honestly, this must be the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Martinis can be enjoyable, so way to go, Deathbot 9000! Honestly, this must be the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
In fairness, it’s important to point out my in-laws aren’t MAGAts.
But still, great job, Deathbot 9000!
But still, great job, Deathbot 9000!
October 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
In fairness, it’s important to point out my in-laws aren’t MAGAts.
But still, great job, Deathbot 9000!
But still, great job, Deathbot 9000!
On one hand what the heck, Temu?!
On the other hand, I bet if I painted these bad boys olive green, they could walk right into an icy office, bringing something very warm to help.
On the other hand, I bet if I painted these bad boys olive green, they could walk right into an icy office, bringing something very warm to help.
October 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
On one hand what the heck, Temu?!
On the other hand, I bet if I painted these bad boys olive green, they could walk right into an icy office, bringing something very warm to help.
On the other hand, I bet if I painted these bad boys olive green, they could walk right into an icy office, bringing something very warm to help.
Today is a GOOD day to exercise!
Thank you Deathbot 9000 for the inspiration!
Thank you Deathbot 9000 for the inspiration!
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Today is a GOOD day to exercise!
Thank you Deathbot 9000 for the inspiration!
Thank you Deathbot 9000 for the inspiration!
Kitty nose-prints on the window. OMG, super cute!
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Kitty nose-prints on the window. OMG, super cute!
Aw, Deathbot 9000 advice is the BEST advice!
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Aw, Deathbot 9000 advice is the BEST advice!
This was even better than my old B210! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
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October 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This was even better than my old B210! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
(Also, join us on Patreon for more fun!)
(Also, join us on Patreon for more fun!)