American Gothic
@edwardhotspur.bsky.social
DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE.
Your life belongs to you - other people are just borrowing it.
You can't go back. Your best days are ahead of you.
Make sure your heart is in the right place before you give it to someone.
Your life belongs to you - other people are just borrowing it.
You can't go back. Your best days are ahead of you.
Make sure your heart is in the right place before you give it to someone.
Pinned
Hello everyone.
The past comes back to haunt you sometimes. Sometimes it's a horror you've been trying to get over, around, through. Sometimes it's a blast from the past, a friend you haven't seen in a while.
The only thing allowed to hit me is realization. You can't go back.
The past comes back to haunt you sometimes. Sometimes it's a horror you've been trying to get over, around, through. Sometimes it's a blast from the past, a friend you haven't seen in a while.
The only thing allowed to hit me is realization. You can't go back.
Tuberville couldn't find Venezuela on a map.
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tuberville couldn't find Venezuela on a map.
I got an idea for a sequel to People Under the Stairs.
It's called Stringer Things.
It's called Stringer Things.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I got an idea for a sequel to People Under the Stairs.
It's called Stringer Things.
It's called Stringer Things.
All America wants for Christmas is the release of the unredacted Epstein files.
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
All America wants for Christmas is the release of the unredacted Epstein files.
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Talk about Deep Throat.
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Talk about Deep Throat.
Fraud in Tennessee;
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Fraud in Tennessee;
Hey guys! I just won a Grammy from my indoor soccer league!!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hey guys! I just won a Grammy from my indoor soccer league!!!
@maralynmaralyn.bsky.social Good morning!
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@maralynmaralyn.bsky.social Good morning!
"The guy with the fat lip, bloody nose, broken ribs and two black eyes tried to crawl," said the war criminal bully.
Two shirtless guys in deep ocean, trying to stay “in the fight” against the U.S. military with its missiles? What a claim!
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"The guy with the fat lip, bloody nose, broken ribs and two black eyes tried to crawl," said the war criminal bully.
Me: Knock knock
Mike Johnson: Who's there? I don't know. I didn't see anything on that yet
Mike Johnson: Who's there? I don't know. I didn't see anything on that yet
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Me: Knock knock
Mike Johnson: Who's there? I don't know. I didn't see anything on that yet
Mike Johnson: Who's there? I don't know. I didn't see anything on that yet
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
Temu Peace Prize
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Temu Peace Prize
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Release the Unredacted Epstein Files.
Prosecute the Child Rapists.
Prosecute the Child Rapists.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Release the Unredacted Epstein Files.
Prosecute the Child Rapists.
Prosecute the Child Rapists.
More like FBU&S - Federal Bureau of Uber and Scrubbing
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
More like FBU&S - Federal Bureau of Uber and Scrubbing
Fuck these guys! I mean, the hypocrisy could power America for the next 100 years.
#GVerse #BreakingNews Irony. In an insane moment, Kash Patel says "when you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life. We will always refute it and combat it."
Except when you pardon 1,500 attackers.
These are unserious people.
Except when you pardon 1,500 attackers.
These are unserious people.
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Fuck these guys! I mean, the hypocrisy could power America for the next 100 years.
WHY THE FUCK AREN'T SENATORS INTERESTED ENOUGH IN THIS TO STOP THIS, RAND?
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
WHY THE FUCK AREN'T SENATORS INTERESTED ENOUGH IN THIS TO STOP THIS, RAND?
Make 10MPG vehicles, stupid US automakers. I can buy Toyotas and Hondas the rest of my life.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Make 10MPG vehicles, stupid US automakers. I can buy Toyotas and Hondas the rest of my life.
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"People are being asked to sign NDAs..."
YouTube video by Sen. Elissa Slotkin
youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There's a fine line between recruitment video and evidence, right Whiskey Pete?
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There's a fine line between recruitment video and evidence, right Whiskey Pete?
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Why did all the cabinet heads spend so much money on planes when they seem to prefer buses?
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Why did all the cabinet heads spend so much money on planes when they seem to prefer buses?
Pantone-deaf color of the year is:
White
Sure, they call it Cloud Dancer, but it's white.
Why didn't they just call it Deportation?
White
Sure, they call it Cloud Dancer, but it's white.
Why didn't they just call it Deportation?
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Pantone-deaf color of the year is:
White
Sure, they call it Cloud Dancer, but it's white.
Why didn't they just call it Deportation?
White
Sure, they call it Cloud Dancer, but it's white.
Why didn't they just call it Deportation?