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edward86.bsky.social
toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵
@edward86.bsky.social
artist|musician|writer|philanthropist|gadabout|iconoclast
white-passing italian
he/they
referee abolitionist
#woke #lgbtrights
seeing these two profile pics next to eachother on the tl is so confusing
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the silhouettes of barren trees in front of the setting sun are so beautiful
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVIS CALIFORNIA
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
fcs playoffs update: rhode island up 24-7 over central connecticut at the half @sickoscommittee.org
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
its gameday #collegefootball
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I have legit heard my mom's friends say "I hate the Democrats because they want to take more money out of my taxes to pay for bums on Welfare" WHILE THEY RECEIVE FUEL ASSISTANCE AND SNAP BENEFITS.

THESE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY ARE POOR. WHAT DOES STALINISM VS MLM FUCKING MATTER AT THIS POINT??
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
my italian family did not fw my assertion that italians are ethnic. assimilationist dogs
tearing the family apart during scattergories arguing whether or not goose counts as an ethnic food (obviously not)
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
tearing the family apart during scattergories arguing whether or not goose counts as an ethnic food (obviously not)
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
turkeycels seething over stuffingchads
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
got this shirt for thanksgiving the tag said 2xl but its acually a medium. chat does this work?
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
those turkeys should decline the pardon and prove their innocence in a court of law
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
cant wait to bust out the "I'm not arguing with you. Read The Wretched of the Earth by Frantz Fanon." at thanksgiving dinner
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
driving around the suburbs hanging out the passenger side window of my buddy's car with a spear and hunting wild turkeys to cook
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
turkey bread who wants one
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
. @johncena.bsky.social they should make a 4th fred movie rt if u agree
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
need to get the kind of head that feels like this
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
why do they keep banning all my friends on this god damn app
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
theres this extremely tiny little league field near me (the foul poles cant be more than like 100 feet from the plate. probably 150 to dead center) and every time i drive by it im like "man, i could absolutely mash in this park"
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
im the glizzy gulper im lowkey the throat goat call me a kennel the way im housing these dogs
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i work at a grocery store and just had to kick someone out for asking if he could 'take the turkey for a test drive'
buddy, they dont even let me fuck the turkeys
got kicked out of the grocery store ‘cause i asked if i could take the turkey for a test drive
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM