Get yourself an Interrail pass. Then you can work on as many trains as you like. Only downside is they all have to be in Europe, so you'll be forced to drink fancy beers and eat nice cheese.

Nice one!

Please can I apply for a library card? Or is your job more to tell patrons to shush?

Cheers! Will stick up a review once I've typed them all in, sworn at myself for missing a semi-colon, and realising I've misspelt "radnom".

For about a decade now I have refused to appear on all male panels and it has forced several events to have to reorganise themselves. I wish one of the five on this panel had thought to mention it as an issue. Might have saved everyone some embarrasment.

Yup! Nearest I've found is giving gift cards. Which, I guess avoids giving a duff gift - but feels rather impersonal.