emily c g
@ecgeauxch.bsky.social
former internet personality. sharks, warriors, oakland ballers, bills. most things said with an essence of comedy.
the view from where my ass is parked. little vacation at my mom’s place with the most lovely view for mine and my husband’s 5 year datingaversary ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the view from where my ass is parked. little vacation at my mom’s place with the most lovely view for mine and my husband’s 5 year datingaversary ❤️
my local turkeys are pleased to be spared from the upcoming massacre
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
my local turkeys are pleased to be spared from the upcoming massacre
do your cat a favor and get a pet heating pad, put it on a vacant part of your couch, turn it to 85 degrees, put a fluffy blanket on it, and watch their life improve
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
do your cat a favor and get a pet heating pad, put it on a vacant part of your couch, turn it to 85 degrees, put a fluffy blanket on it, and watch their life improve
sunday bevs for pregnant lady. metamucil and an electrolyte drink.
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
sunday bevs for pregnant lady. metamucil and an electrolyte drink.
only seen my boys lose this season but any trip to SAP is a good trip
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
only seen my boys lose this season but any trip to SAP is a good trip
Saturday brekkie. Avo toast, scram eggs, home fried baked potato from last night, beans sauteed with onion, garlic, and KALE cause i’m a CALIFORNIAN who loves KALE
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Saturday brekkie. Avo toast, scram eggs, home fried baked potato from last night, beans sauteed with onion, garlic, and KALE cause i’m a CALIFORNIAN who loves KALE
this man was 30 or younger in these photos.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
this man was 30 or younger in these photos.
this song does not have the right to go this hard
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
this song does not have the right to go this hard
We spend like half of december out of town so we decided to decorate very early this year
November 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We spend like half of december out of town so we decided to decorate very early this year
can confirm, mine is extremely evil
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
can confirm, mine is extremely evil
all my pregnant ass wanted was some shitty fucking pizza, so my pregnant ass got some fucking shitty pizza
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
all my pregnant ass wanted was some shitty fucking pizza, so my pregnant ass got some fucking shitty pizza
lil baby girl is doing great 🥹❤️
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lil baby girl is doing great 🥹❤️
can someone explain to me why a shirt on the official NHL sharks shop has the wrong year on it
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
can someone explain to me why a shirt on the official NHL sharks shop has the wrong year on it
the rice in my sink is feeling trepidatious
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the rice in my sink is feeling trepidatious
New couch has arrived. What a glorious, glorious adulthood moment.
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
New couch has arrived. What a glorious, glorious adulthood moment.
how little i’m down in fantasy right now… my opponent’s week is over….. i simply need terry mclaurin to get like 1.5 catches…….. i cant lose like this
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
how little i’m down in fantasy right now… my opponent’s week is over….. i simply need terry mclaurin to get like 1.5 catches…….. i cant lose like this
JESUS CHRIST WARRIORS
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
JESUS CHRIST WARRIORS
when you surprise your husband with opening night warriors tickets only to find out he was planning on doing the same 😭😂❤️
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
when you surprise your husband with opening night warriors tickets only to find out he was planning on doing the same 😭😂❤️
me: *scared of becoming a mom to a human baby*
also me: *would literally kill someone for my cat who bites me, is constantly causing trouble, and who only loves me when the moon is in correct alignment with the stars*
also me: *would literally kill someone for my cat who bites me, is constantly causing trouble, and who only loves me when the moon is in correct alignment with the stars*
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
me: *scared of becoming a mom to a human baby*
also me: *would literally kill someone for my cat who bites me, is constantly causing trouble, and who only loves me when the moon is in correct alignment with the stars*
also me: *would literally kill someone for my cat who bites me, is constantly causing trouble, and who only loves me when the moon is in correct alignment with the stars*
Since I finally announced the invasion of my uterus on instagram, here are the lil pics we took 🥹💖
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Since I finally announced the invasion of my uterus on instagram, here are the lil pics we took 🥹💖
crying at the baby clothes my mom got our baby 😭
October 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
crying at the baby clothes my mom got our baby 😭
me every time nedeljkovic skates remotely away from the net
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
me every time nedeljkovic skates remotely away from the net
You already fucking know what time it is
October 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You already fucking know what time it is
screaming crying throwing up
October 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
screaming crying throwing up