Cozy Eb
@ebonielon.bsky.social
I love coziness and other things
FUCK HER TOO.
Unfollow me idc
Unfollow me idc
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
FUCK HER TOO.
Unfollow me idc
Unfollow me idc
Fuck all of them celebrities that showed up to Kris Jenner's party at Jeff Bezo's house last night. Every last one of them.
I expect better from The Sussexes and Adele. People literally don't have food or money and they're engaging in this kind of Great Gatsby bullshit behavior.
I expect better from The Sussexes and Adele. People literally don't have food or money and they're engaging in this kind of Great Gatsby bullshit behavior.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fuck all of them celebrities that showed up to Kris Jenner's party at Jeff Bezo's house last night. Every last one of them.
I expect better from The Sussexes and Adele. People literally don't have food or money and they're engaging in this kind of Great Gatsby bullshit behavior.
I expect better from The Sussexes and Adele. People literally don't have food or money and they're engaging in this kind of Great Gatsby bullshit behavior.
Idk I personally feel like Dorothy and the Scarecrow were soulmates. I think about that often.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Idk I personally feel like Dorothy and the Scarecrow were soulmates. I think about that often.
1. It's okay to tell consumers NO. My favorite mandarin orange brand only sells from January to April and IT'S FINE. Worth the wait.
2. Eat a different kind of apple?
3. Don't blame consumers, blame greed and capitalism. So tired of this shit, nature knows what she's doing sometimes.
2. Eat a different kind of apple?
3. Don't blame consumers, blame greed and capitalism. So tired of this shit, nature knows what she's doing sometimes.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
1. It's okay to tell consumers NO. My favorite mandarin orange brand only sells from January to April and IT'S FINE. Worth the wait.
2. Eat a different kind of apple?
3. Don't blame consumers, blame greed and capitalism. So tired of this shit, nature knows what she's doing sometimes.
2. Eat a different kind of apple?
3. Don't blame consumers, blame greed and capitalism. So tired of this shit, nature knows what she's doing sometimes.
I made fried chicken with sourdough starter
Yes it's fucking delicious and the crunch is incredible
Yes it's fucking delicious and the crunch is incredible
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I made fried chicken with sourdough starter
Yes it's fucking delicious and the crunch is incredible
Yes it's fucking delicious and the crunch is incredible
I just got my Dad the 2025 World Series cap and the man I'm married to pointed out that I still haven't given him the 2024 World Series cap that I bought last year
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I just got my Dad the 2025 World Series cap and the man I'm married to pointed out that I still haven't given him the 2024 World Series cap that I bought last year
These Nerds Gummy Clusters are extremely popular with the neighborhood hooligans this year. Glad I went with my gut 😂
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
These Nerds Gummy Clusters are extremely popular with the neighborhood hooligans this year. Glad I went with my gut 😂
Y'all my hysterectomy cost over $170k.
I stayed for 36 hours
I stayed for 36 hours
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Y'all my hysterectomy cost over $170k.
I stayed for 36 hours
I stayed for 36 hours
This feature cracks me up, it's so fucking petty omg 😂
October 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This feature cracks me up, it's so fucking petty omg 😂
Mary showed up in that Gucci suit and did her shit! She was with the Roots, she had to bring her A-Game.
I've waited 30 years for Love No Limit to get the respect it deserves, so I love this for me.
I've waited 30 years for Love No Limit to get the respect it deserves, so I love this for me.
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Mary showed up in that Gucci suit and did her shit! She was with the Roots, she had to bring her A-Game.
I've waited 30 years for Love No Limit to get the respect it deserves, so I love this for me.
I've waited 30 years for Love No Limit to get the respect it deserves, so I love this for me.
Hey just checking in. I'm doing well post-op, my pain is well managed and I'm healing okay. Very tired. The gas they used from the laparoscopic surgery is finally starting to subside, but man that shit was uncomfortable!
Ladies, being in constant pain isn't normal. Advocate for yourselves.🙏🏽
Ladies, being in constant pain isn't normal. Advocate for yourselves.🙏🏽
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hey just checking in. I'm doing well post-op, my pain is well managed and I'm healing okay. Very tired. The gas they used from the laparoscopic surgery is finally starting to subside, but man that shit was uncomfortable!
Ladies, being in constant pain isn't normal. Advocate for yourselves.🙏🏽
Ladies, being in constant pain isn't normal. Advocate for yourselves.🙏🏽
They have NO BUSINESS making ginger ale!
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
They have NO BUSINESS making ginger ale!
Chile they are clearing off grocery store shelves, just acting like goddamn fools 😂
October 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chile they are clearing off grocery store shelves, just acting like goddamn fools 😂
This is a slog to get through. I'm trying but there's just way too much St. Olaf wedding bullshit. And I know that the show came up with outlandish ideas to keep the girls in Miami (Phil's funeral), but this book has no budget! They could have all gone to St Olaf!
So contrived and frustrating...
So contrived and frustrating...
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is a slog to get through. I'm trying but there's just way too much St. Olaf wedding bullshit. And I know that the show came up with outlandish ideas to keep the girls in Miami (Phil's funeral), but this book has no budget! They could have all gone to St Olaf!
So contrived and frustrating...
So contrived and frustrating...
Why would you wait so late in the season to release a book like this??
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why would you wait so late in the season to release a book like this??
I just left a secondhand kitchen store and it was so depressing. Walls of nonstick cookware, Ninja appliances, and Keurig machines. Most of the floor space was dedicated to Boomer china sets and other huge place setting and entertaining pieces.
We have to do better as a society. Seriously.
We have to do better as a society. Seriously.
October 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I just left a secondhand kitchen store and it was so depressing. Walls of nonstick cookware, Ninja appliances, and Keurig machines. Most of the floor space was dedicated to Boomer china sets and other huge place setting and entertaining pieces.
We have to do better as a society. Seriously.
We have to do better as a society. Seriously.
I googled "cozy coloring books" so that I can have something to do while I'm recovering from surgery and look at the FIRST THING THAT CAME UP.
Issa RACKET
This whole thing is AI created idc idc
Issa RACKET
This whole thing is AI created idc idc
October 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I googled "cozy coloring books" so that I can have something to do while I'm recovering from surgery and look at the FIRST THING THAT CAME UP.
Issa RACKET
This whole thing is AI created idc idc
Issa RACKET
This whole thing is AI created idc idc
The babies woke up today and found out that a Black band made the "Low Rider" song
October 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The babies woke up today and found out that a Black band made the "Low Rider" song
So this was just okay, it wasn't terrible. Maybe a step below a Harlequin Superromance. A solid plot would have been nice, character insecurities and anxiety isn't a plot, authors.
And the autumnal theme was nonexistent, so I get the frustration there.
Just download the cover and frame it 😂
2.75/5
And the autumnal theme was nonexistent, so I get the frustration there.
Just download the cover and frame it 😂
2.75/5
October 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So this was just okay, it wasn't terrible. Maybe a step below a Harlequin Superromance. A solid plot would have been nice, character insecurities and anxiety isn't a plot, authors.
And the autumnal theme was nonexistent, so I get the frustration there.
Just download the cover and frame it 😂
2.75/5
And the autumnal theme was nonexistent, so I get the frustration there.
Just download the cover and frame it 😂
2.75/5
I just love the hell out of this entire series and this is by far the most autumnal themed book I've read in years.
(And before you assume or ask, no, these books are not for children. They're adult cozy mysteries that just happen to feature animals instead of humans)
(And before you assume or ask, no, these books are not for children. They're adult cozy mysteries that just happen to feature animals instead of humans)
October 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I just love the hell out of this entire series and this is by far the most autumnal themed book I've read in years.
(And before you assume or ask, no, these books are not for children. They're adult cozy mysteries that just happen to feature animals instead of humans)
(And before you assume or ask, no, these books are not for children. They're adult cozy mysteries that just happen to feature animals instead of humans)
I 100% support most forms of journalism but I'm not paying to read an article that's a summary of something I can find on the product's website. Sometimes having ads on the page is the best you can do because now you're getting zero revenue.
October 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I 100% support most forms of journalism but I'm not paying to read an article that's a summary of something I can find on the product's website. Sometimes having ads on the page is the best you can do because now you're getting zero revenue.
Please, because isn't this Bob The Sourdough Starter from "A Wizard's Guide To Defensive Baking" 😂
October 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Please, because isn't this Bob The Sourdough Starter from "A Wizard's Guide To Defensive Baking" 😂
lol sure
I JUST finished my last audiobook an hour ago, so this is right on time.
I JUST finished my last audiobook an hour ago, so this is right on time.
September 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
lol sure
I JUST finished my last audiobook an hour ago, so this is right on time.
I JUST finished my last audiobook an hour ago, so this is right on time.
This book seems to be the book of the season and Darling Desi said it's one of the best contemporary romance novels she's ever read.
It has a ridiculous waitlist at the library so I'm just going to buy it 😂
It has a ridiculous waitlist at the library so I'm just going to buy it 😂
September 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This book seems to be the book of the season and Darling Desi said it's one of the best contemporary romance novels she's ever read.
It has a ridiculous waitlist at the library so I'm just going to buy it 😂
It has a ridiculous waitlist at the library so I'm just going to buy it 😂
All of the de-influencers are coming for us with autumn trees and said the trend didn't exist before two years ago, and I just wanna say that I'm not new to this, I'm TRUE to this. I bought our black tree back in 2016 (could only find a pic from 2018 tho) so HUSH. Tiktok didn't invent everything!
September 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
All of the de-influencers are coming for us with autumn trees and said the trend didn't exist before two years ago, and I just wanna say that I'm not new to this, I'm TRUE to this. I bought our black tree back in 2016 (could only find a pic from 2018 tho) so HUSH. Tiktok didn't invent everything!