oh, thank you 🥹

why are you questioning a gift

no it’s the fact that there is not a single grain of salt on any of that food but

I’m personally offended on behalf of the bread that went into that stuffing

hold up hold up hold up

are there fuckin raisins in that stuffing

human ingenuity has gone too far 😩

Is this fucking Loss

'86 Baby by Em_Jaye perhaps?
archiveofourown.org/works/439345...

omg wait I recognize this one! let me see if I can track it down