I showed my partner and kid and they both say 'abomination' and 'belongs in the bin of hell'

No no no

Amazing. I actually read the preface before going to sleep it probably wasn't a good idea because it was about how the gaze of thousands of incarcerated hogs follow you round if you go in to look at them

I did just look up Porkopolis and it sounds fascinating and terrifying though

Ahh that's so frustrating that they won't prescribe the meds first! I hope it isn't too upsetting

“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”

Is it fair that the pigeons of London can't watch themselves?

depressing!

I've got a real piano but I just never play it because I can't play in the evenings, plus it takes up a lot of room, the wall is getting really mouldy behind it and when I last had it tuned the tuner asked why it was full of dry cat food and glitter!

Thanks, that's helpful! Seems like the kind of thing I'd be looking for

Argh, yes exactly. Trying to stop the kids killing each other with sparklers and calming the dog who is in a state of terror, all with explosions going off around you - it's like the least relaxing evening 🤣