Yet another unpopular opinion - if you buy your council house you can only sell it back to the council you bought it off at the price you paid.

Brexit - a terrific wheeze by wealthy sorts to allow only "Their Kind of People" into European countries, because there's nothing worse than having poor people turn up at your home or holiday location...

There's too much political inertia to reverse Brexit. The major parties would rather damn Britain than lose imaginary political face. And remember that for the media, there's more of a story in Britain destroying itself than in being successful.

The standard political response to questions about repairing Brexit is: "La-la-la, not listening"

This would be the same bloke that bigged-up Brexit and promptly moved to Singapore. I allow myself a small smirk when I hear folks refer to his vacuum cleaners as Hoovers...

Insects. He meant to type insects...

You mean: Starmer should be whipped because his party voted for the deal 😁

...But if you had suggested ham, accompanied by sweet delicious pineapple, nestling on softly melted mozzarella, I would say No, Alex, NO! You do not ever put pineapple on pizza!! (Apologies to Harry Enfield)

Or Juan Ponce Avenue - after Juan Ponce de León, obviously...

I suggest Fiddler Lane.

Yeah, but it was the deal that was the problem, not Brexit. It must be true, because Starmer and Reeves said so...

Cadbury's Cream Eggs should be appearing in the shops anytime now...

Though I'd argue that Starmer is incapable of finding anyone's strings...

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Aye, but just consider that the hot air from one Farage meeting could heat 500 homes for a year... Now, how about your racist history and Russian links Nigel...