Dystopian Prophet
@dystopianprophet.bsky.social
More than iconoclasm. It's an iconogasm.
This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
this is pretty much all I know about Nigel 'Putinesca' Farage. Beside him being a Russian spy.
maybe the UK people can tell me if it's inaccurate.
maybe the UK people can tell me if it's inaccurate.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
this is pretty much all I know about Nigel 'Putinesca' Farage. Beside him being a Russian spy.
maybe the UK people can tell me if it's inaccurate.
maybe the UK people can tell me if it's inaccurate.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I'm on a bunch, and I just laugh. I block socialists, Nazis, bigots, MAGAts, and people who limit replies. Just to start. This place can't be taken seriously.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm on a bunch, and I just laugh. I block socialists, Nazis, bigots, MAGAts, and people who limit replies. Just to start. This place can't be taken seriously.
harsh meme inbound...
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
harsh meme inbound...
DMV level unlocked...
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
DMV level unlocked...
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
so you have a pair of twin Yorkies. They're sisters. What do you name them? No human names.
We're down to:
Mac and Cheese
Muffin and Donut
Flip and Flop
We're down to:
Mac and Cheese
Muffin and Donut
Flip and Flop
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
so you have a pair of twin Yorkies. They're sisters. What do you name them? No human names.
We're down to:
Mac and Cheese
Muffin and Donut
Flip and Flop
We're down to:
Mac and Cheese
Muffin and Donut
Flip and Flop
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
knives are serious business. I put this to use regularly. Not as good for serrated but there's a ceramic pencil for that tedious business.
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
knives are serious business. I put this to use regularly. Not as good for serrated but there's a ceramic pencil for that tedious business.
She doesn't have a name yet. She's incredibly tiny. She loves belly rubs.
I wanted to name her Bait but wifey wasn't having it.
I wanted to name her Bait but wifey wasn't having it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
She doesn't have a name yet. She's incredibly tiny. She loves belly rubs.
I wanted to name her Bait but wifey wasn't having it.
I wanted to name her Bait but wifey wasn't having it.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
