The Art of Being Dave 🏴🇨🇦🇺🇸
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No DMS unless you ask nicely.
Kindness. Empathy. Truth.
Fluent in Snark, Sarcasm, and Vulgarian.
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https://substack.com/@theartofbeingdave
No DMS unless you ask nicely.
Kindness. Empathy. Truth.
Fluent in Snark, Sarcasm, and Vulgarian.
#Arsenal #CharlotteFC #WritingCommunity #Poetry
https://substack.com/@theartofbeingdave
You had me at blah blah blah blah blah
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You had me at blah blah blah blah blah
The MRI scans are under audit but he'll release them as soon as the audit is done.
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The MRI scans are under audit but he'll release them as soon as the audit is done.
Greatest "haunted house" flick ever.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Greatest "haunted house" flick ever.
I'll never understand why Jessica Fletcher was never arrested. Everywhere she went someone died. Very suspicious.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'll never understand why Jessica Fletcher was never arrested. Everywhere she went someone died. Very suspicious.
She has a much more articulate ghost writer for her social media than he does. She's still a foul human being and should be nowhere near government.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
She has a much more articulate ghost writer for her social media than he does. She's still a foul human being and should be nowhere near government.
Wait? What's wrong with calling them Dipshits? I thought we all agreed that was the most appropriate name for a Trump Republican.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Wait? What's wrong with calling them Dipshits? I thought we all agreed that was the most appropriate name for a Trump Republican.
Sad. Oh wait, everyone on Bsky already knew all this about Twitter. I guess some people are just slow readers.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sad. Oh wait, everyone on Bsky already knew all this about Twitter. I guess some people are just slow readers.
MANY GREAT PSYCHOTHERAPISTS AGREE THAT HEARING VOICES OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T THERE, DESIRING TO KILL PEOPLE WHO HURT THEIR FEELINGS, AND PRETENDING THEY ARE THE RESOLUTION TO ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, ARE SIGNS OF MENTAL ILLNESS AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE NOT FIT TO LEAD A SING-A-LONG LET ALONE A NATION.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
MANY GREAT PSYCHOTHERAPISTS AGREE THAT HEARING VOICES OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T THERE, DESIRING TO KILL PEOPLE WHO HURT THEIR FEELINGS, AND PRETENDING THEY ARE THE RESOLUTION TO ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, ARE SIGNS OF MENTAL ILLNESS AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE NOT FIT TO LEAD A SING-A-LONG LET ALONE A NATION.
Impeach, convict, remove, prosecute, convict, imprison, sue, collect, exile, deport to Russia, rebuild the East Wing, remove the gold, celebrate.
Then start on Congress.
Then start on Congress.
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Impeach, convict, remove, prosecute, convict, imprison, sue, collect, exile, deport to Russia, rebuild the East Wing, remove the gold, celebrate.
Then start on Congress.
Then start on Congress.
With no respect due to JD Vance, you don't have any Canadian friends. Stay in your lane Couch Stain.
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
With no respect due to JD Vance, you don't have any Canadian friends. Stay in your lane Couch Stain.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Projecting
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Projecting
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Still seems too high.
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Still seems too high.
He's not a Christian no matter what he says. He's a Christian as much as Trump is a good golfer. He's a fraud. He's a coward. Mike Johnson needs to go.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
He's not a Christian no matter what he says. He's a Christian as much as Trump is a good golfer. He's a fraud. He's a coward. Mike Johnson needs to go.
So, wait, the government sends money to the people to buy their own "better" insurance than the big greedy insurance companies? And will there only be one approved insurance company? And would it be called Trump Big Beautiful Insurance to go with Trump Rx? Hmmmmm
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So, wait, the government sends money to the people to buy their own "better" insurance than the big greedy insurance companies? And will there only be one approved insurance company? And would it be called Trump Big Beautiful Insurance to go with Trump Rx? Hmmmmm
He's lost the confidence of more than half of his caucus. It's just that the self-aware people in his caucus wouldn't trade places with him for 40 billion dollars.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He's lost the confidence of more than half of his caucus. It's just that the self-aware people in his caucus wouldn't trade places with him for 40 billion dollars.
That's probably what he said to the girls he was raping as well.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That's probably what he said to the girls he was raping as well.
Someone has to be first
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Someone has to be first
Or no parties where we have to know who we're voting for and which policies they support. Making it easy to vote for a party by putting the party on the ballot is a recipe for disaster as we have seen. I'm for removing party symbols and names from the ballots. Make people do their homework.
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Or no parties where we have to know who we're voting for and which policies they support. Making it easy to vote for a party by putting the party on the ballot is a recipe for disaster as we have seen. I'm for removing party symbols and names from the ballots. Make people do their homework.
Brutal.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Brutal.