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Semi-Professional Windmill Tilter.
“Everyone has a plan until a cheese board punches them in the face.”

-Me explaining why having a plan to not eat too much on thanksgiving isn’t the hard part.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’ll go anyone-with-double-zzs-in-there-name instead. Easier to remember.
So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.

And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.

We're all agree on that, right?
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Look, fuckit.

Everyone. Literally everyone:

You need to go watch/rewatch The Siege.

No exceptions.
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ben Affleck’s Back Tattoo:

::takes long, heavy drag of cigarette. Exhales the smoke along with the words::

“Look I didn’t ask to be here either.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just passed some guy in a pickup towing a single porta pottie on a trailer and it was streaming toilet paper for like a quarter mile behind it on the highway.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The war against christmas can only end when christmas’s illegal a d immoral invasion of Thanksgiving is ended.
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s been a while for me, so by all means please allow me to help you also remember to keep your most used LLM in line and by unreasonably mean to it every once in a while.

Keep the clankers on their toes.
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just watched some absolute degenerate gambler say to a fan of a losing team “well at least they covered!”
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Look I don’t know who needs to hear this but the future of building web-app based software is something that looks a lot like Go + Python looks like rn.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
All you need to know about what conservative, Hispanic voters in the US think of giving Italian Americans political power, can be found in Citarelli’s loss.
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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When you finally have to admit to yourself you’re really enjoying working under a West Pointer.
August 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Managers who insist on using Gantt charts do so 100% of the time because deep down they know it makes it really easy to take credit for other people’s work.
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Embracing my inner middle-school-aged-white-girl and downing a pistachio flat white with a couple guava croissants AMA.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me, when I’ve been verbally abusive to Claude literally all day, and then it asks me if I want to take a break bc we’ve reached a good stopping point:
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m still over here curious what DJ Jr did to piss his dad off so bad he started blowing up incoming cocaine shipments.
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A Philly based Fugees cover band, called Wyclef’s Jawn
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is a fucking masterclass.
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Yeah just let the agentic ai spin containers at it’s own volition that’s fine I’ll just be sitting over here bear the fire extinguisher / exit door
October 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
But.

*IS* Joe Flacco elite?
October 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When did bedding linens become more expensive than precious metals?
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Ok. I fucking hate Philadelphia sports fans. But there’s a dude here in a tshirt, black lettering, white block print:

TRUMP
IS A
RUSSIAN
ASSET

GO BIRDS
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ok. I fucking hate Philadelphia sports fans. But there’s a dude here in a tshirt, black lettering, white block print:

TRUMP
IS A
RUSSIAN
ASSET

GO BIRDS
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
October 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Linktree websites should be illegal.

#VOTEDCA
September 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Dogs are Anabolic.

It is known.
September 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM