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My one-and-only mother was hit & killed by a car on Wednesday. I am all the adjectives you can imagine: shattered, devastated, bereft.
And no hour has passed in the last 48 where I have not felt unbelievably lucky, overwhelmed with gratitude for all the time I got to be her daughter.
And no hour has passed in the last 48 where I have not felt unbelievably lucky, overwhelmed with gratitude for all the time I got to be her daughter.
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My one-and-only mother was hit & killed by a car on Wednesday. I am all the adjectives you can imagine: shattered, devastated, bereft.
And no hour has passed in the last 48 where I have not felt unbelievably lucky, overwhelmed with gratitude for all the time I got to be her daughter.
And no hour has passed in the last 48 where I have not felt unbelievably lucky, overwhelmed with gratitude for all the time I got to be her daughter.
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
In fact, it should NOT be green.
Mint chocolate chip ice-cream does not need to be green to be delicious.
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In fact, it should NOT be green.
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“i won’t go unless i can wear my princess costume!” is something one typically hears from little girls not ruff tuff fbi directors but here we are
This FBI “pulse check” report on the dept under Patel and Bongino is a mixed bag - the fibbies love having no more sensitivity training but many hate going on ICE raids and think leadership is weak - but this anecdote is clearly gold: K$H Patel wearing the traditional FBI Director’s ladies clothes.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“i won’t go unless i can wear my princess costume!” is something one typically hears from little girls not ruff tuff fbi directors but here we are
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I noted a while ago that the President wasn't doing any rallies, which he obviously loves, or loved, to do. A much deeper/more informed look at that phenomenon:
Trump’s echo chamber:
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
The Bubble-Wrapped President
Trump surrounds himself with those who flatter him in places where he is comfortable.
www.theatlantic.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I noted a while ago that the President wasn't doing any rallies, which he obviously loves, or loved, to do. A much deeper/more informed look at that phenomenon:
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This perfectly encapsulates Mike Johnson's role
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This perfectly encapsulates Mike Johnson's role
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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Starting //// going
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Starting //// going
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Another Dumb Runner EXCLUSIVE:
Running Bad for Your Health, Says Sedentary Relative Well on His Way to Second Heart Attack — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Cousin cites something he saw online, plus “common sense.”
dumbrunner.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Another Dumb Runner EXCLUSIVE:
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If you want to help grow the #BikeBus movement please consider donating to @bikebusworld.bsky.social Next year we will be rolling out mini grants for leaders to support their amazing work.
My goal is to fundraise $20k b/w T-giving & XMas.
We have $18,320 to go!! give.communityin.org/BikeBusWorld...
My goal is to fundraise $20k b/w T-giving & XMas.
We have $18,320 to go!! give.communityin.org/BikeBusWorld...
Help Build Bike Bus World
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give.communityin.org
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you want to help grow the #BikeBus movement please consider donating to @bikebusworld.bsky.social Next year we will be rolling out mini grants for leaders to support their amazing work.
My goal is to fundraise $20k b/w T-giving & XMas.
We have $18,320 to go!! give.communityin.org/BikeBusWorld...
My goal is to fundraise $20k b/w T-giving & XMas.
We have $18,320 to go!! give.communityin.org/BikeBusWorld...
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Just ordered some calendars, great gift for the runners in your life!
#running #runnersofbluesky #trailrunning #ultrarunning
#running #runnersofbluesky #trailrunning #ultrarunning
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Just ordered some calendars, great gift for the runners in your life!
#running #runnersofbluesky #trailrunning #ultrarunning
#running #runnersofbluesky #trailrunning #ultrarunning
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If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:
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happy small business Saturday! if you or anyone in your life wants a signed/personalized copy of one of my books, the good folks at @eastcitybooks.bsky.social have a system to get it to you! just order here! eastcitybookshop.com/lists/Ly164F... And if not they have other books by other people!
East City Bookshop
An independent and community-minded bookstore serving the greater Capitol Hill community.
eastcitybookshop.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
happy small business Saturday! if you or anyone in your life wants a signed/personalized copy of one of my books, the good folks at @eastcitybooks.bsky.social have a system to get it to you! just order here! eastcitybookshop.com/lists/Ly164F... And if not they have other books by other people!
FOLKS! If you have a runner on your holiday shopping list, you could do worse than get them some Dumb Runner merch. I have fun/funny tees, hoodies, totes, and more, plus books and two goofy 2026 wall calendars. Links below! 🎁
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
FOLKS! If you have a runner on your holiday shopping list, you could do worse than get them some Dumb Runner merch. I have fun/funny tees, hoodies, totes, and more, plus books and two goofy 2026 wall calendars. Links below! 🎁
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The kite flew into the air.
It climbed higher and higher.
It climbed higher and higher.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The kite flew into the air.
It climbed higher and higher.
It climbed higher and higher.
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!