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I'm finally starting this project to watch the entire Touchstone Pictures filmography (every film associated with the Disney label whether through production or distribution) from 1984-2016 & share my thoughts on each release in this thread. Follow along as I revisit the hits, misses & obscurities.
Quoting this just so I can pin it and easily search it later because this will be quite the adventure.
Jaxson Dart: gets out of concussion protocol.
Also Jaxson Dart:
Also Jaxson Dart:
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Jaxson Dart: gets out of concussion protocol.
Also Jaxson Dart:
Also Jaxson Dart:
The Giants certainly are… Kafkaesque.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The Giants certainly are… Kafkaesque.
Yeah, Amazon with a commercial about a guy hiding out in a pantry that’s bigger than my bathroom is really relatable.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Yeah, Amazon with a commercial about a guy hiding out in a pantry that’s bigger than my bathroom is really relatable.
Has anyone else been getting a ton of ads to visit shitty red flyover states? Maybe there’s a fucking reason no one is visiting your back water cities.
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Has anyone else been getting a ton of ads to visit shitty red flyover states? Maybe there’s a fucking reason no one is visiting your back water cities.
Respectfully
"The last person to put up this much yards, God rest his soul, was O. J. Simpson, respectfully" – Cam Newton
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Respectfully
Nothing like waking up to a panic of 17 notifications only for it to be a single porn bot liking a bunch of your posts
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Nothing like waking up to a panic of 17 notifications only for it to be a single porn bot liking a bunch of your posts
Imagine if Lofi Girl actually failed her test.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Imagine if Lofi Girl actually failed her test.
Not even Styx could help this Steelers team
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Not even Styx could help this Steelers team
“You gotta give Joe Brady some credit.”
a man with gray hair and a tan jacket looks at the camera
ALT: a man with gray hair and a tan jacket looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“You gotta give Joe Brady some credit.”
This shit wouldn’t have happened if it was still called Heinz Field instead of some stupid bullshit name.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This shit wouldn’t have happened if it was still called Heinz Field instead of some stupid bullshit name.
Aaron Rodgers plays every game like it’s the 2020 playoffs
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Aaron Rodgers plays every game like it’s the 2020 playoffs
“I am a river and you are my canyon.” - Josh Allen to the Steelers Defense
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“I am a river and you are my canyon.” - Josh Allen to the Steelers Defense
Lmfaooooo fuck the Steelers
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Lmfaooooo fuck the Steelers
If Joe Brady loved the play then maybe it was a good idea not to run it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If Joe Brady loved the play then maybe it was a good idea not to run it.
The refs are giving Allen the Cam Newton/ Gronk treatment. Big, mobile player gets a dirty hit late and no flag.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The refs are giving Allen the Cam Newton/ Gronk treatment. Big, mobile player gets a dirty hit late and no flag.
This Colts Texans game has been a jar of mayonnaise. What an absolutely average way to spend my afternoon.
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This Colts Texans game has been a jar of mayonnaise. What an absolutely average way to spend my afternoon.
I really like the Colts owner and think it’s cool that she wears a headset to listen to the coaches to help her understand the plays better. But those eyebrows…
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I really like the Colts owner and think it’s cool that she wears a headset to listen to the coaches to help her understand the plays better. But those eyebrows…
I feel like the Hondadays come faster every year.
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I feel like the Hondadays come faster every year.
Gary Busey out here looking like the Bills offense.
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Gary Busey out here looking like the Bills offense.
“Why are you ALWAYS watching sports?” - my daughter who just spent all morning watching a Japanese woman making clay pokemon on YouTube.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“Why are you ALWAYS watching sports?” - my daughter who just spent all morning watching a Japanese woman making clay pokemon on YouTube.
With Shedeur Sanders having his second start, I highly recommend checking out Deion Sanders’ rap album Prime Time from 1994.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
With Shedeur Sanders having his second start, I highly recommend checking out Deion Sanders’ rap album Prime Time from 1994.
This is some drought era bullshit the Bills are posting. What the hell?
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This is some drought era bullshit the Bills are posting. What the hell?
Me watching the War Games matches at Survivor Series.
Why are we so afraid of things that look real?
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me watching the War Games matches at Survivor Series.
I really don’t understand it. You’re having a tournament where the winner wrestles Cena in his final match. Why not just have it also be an IC title match as well?
Can AJ Styles go back to TNA or NJPW for his farewell tour because WWE really can’t hit an easy layup.
Can AJ Styles go back to TNA or NJPW for his farewell tour because WWE really can’t hit an easy layup.
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I really don’t understand it. You’re having a tournament where the winner wrestles Cena in his final match. Why not just have it also be an IC title match as well?
Can AJ Styles go back to TNA or NJPW for his farewell tour because WWE really can’t hit an easy layup.
Can AJ Styles go back to TNA or NJPW for his farewell tour because WWE really can’t hit an easy layup.
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WWE is like drinking soda. It tastes fine when you’re consuming it regularly. But if you’re able to wean yourself off and try to drink one again months later, it’s way too sugary.
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
WWE is like drinking soda. It tastes fine when you’re consuming it regularly. But if you’re able to wean yourself off and try to drink one again months later, it’s way too sugary.