Duela
@duelad3nt.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Turn those frowns upside down, party people! It’s fun time! And the fun never stops with the Jokester’s Daughter, Duela Dent!
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[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@DuelaD3nt on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
“Jokes on you. I’m not on BlueSky yet so I can’t read!”
Somewhere a Canadian is getting prepared
“Excuse me a moment.”
Somewhere a Canadian is getting prepared
“Excuse me a moment.”
February 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
“Jokes on you. I’m not on BlueSky yet so I can’t read!”
Somewhere a Canadian is getting prepared
“Excuse me a moment.”
Somewhere a Canadian is getting prepared
“Excuse me a moment.”
“Ladies. Don’t feel pressured to mow your lawn just because society tells you to.”
February 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
“Ladies. Don’t feel pressured to mow your lawn just because society tells you to.”
// oh fuck ice cubs is glitching. I need to reply to the sl thread. WORK DAMMIT
November 18, 2024 at 4:27 AM
// oh fuck ice cubs is glitching. I need to reply to the sl thread. WORK DAMMIT
“You SMELL like a whale penis, Harley. Take a shower.”
October 13, 2024 at 3:14 AM
“You SMELL like a whale penis, Harley. Take a shower.”
eats frog legs
October 11, 2024 at 11:32 PM
eats frog legs
“I hear a lot of guys get skilled with typing with one hand. And then feel the need to share that information with any gal they can on the internet.
Once a guy told me that. I wanted him to prove it.
So I broke his fingers and asked him to write an essay on Columbus.”
Once a guy told me that. I wanted him to prove it.
So I broke his fingers and asked him to write an essay on Columbus.”
October 11, 2024 at 1:37 AM
“I hear a lot of guys get skilled with typing with one hand. And then feel the need to share that information with any gal they can on the internet.
Once a guy told me that. I wanted him to prove it.
So I broke his fingers and asked him to write an essay on Columbus.”
Once a guy told me that. I wanted him to prove it.
So I broke his fingers and asked him to write an essay on Columbus.”
“Riddle me this! Okay so I said riddle me this, expecting to think of a riddle on the spot but I’m a little tired today so I got nothing…”
October 10, 2024 at 4:16 AM
“Riddle me this! Okay so I said riddle me this, expecting to think of a riddle on the spot but I’m a little tired today so I got nothing…”
Duela when Harley talks
October 9, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Duela when Harley talks
“The best Harley is my pet monkey that my dad left me. She actually loves me and reminds me of home! I don’t like the other Harley!”
October 9, 2024 at 4:45 AM
“The best Harley is my pet monkey that my dad left me. She actually loves me and reminds me of home! I don’t like the other Harley!”
“No one asked your opinion, Donnie Darko!”
October 9, 2024 at 4:42 AM
“No one asked your opinion, Donnie Darko!”
“TRUE CRIME IS LITERALLY ALL OUR LIVES”
October 9, 2024 at 4:38 AM
“TRUE CRIME IS LITERALLY ALL OUR LIVES”
“Anyways, back to my original point. My essay on why Harley Quinn sucks”
she puts on glasses
“First of all. She’s clearly one of those gals who’s a little too into True Crime. Concerningly into True Crime.”
she puts on glasses
“First of all. She’s clearly one of those gals who’s a little too into True Crime. Concerningly into True Crime.”
October 9, 2024 at 4:34 AM
“Anyways, back to my original point. My essay on why Harley Quinn sucks”
she puts on glasses
“First of all. She’s clearly one of those gals who’s a little too into True Crime. Concerningly into True Crime.”
she puts on glasses
“First of all. She’s clearly one of those gals who’s a little too into True Crime. Concerningly into True Crime.”
“I was actually conceived in Spirit Halloween…I think. My mom kept changing the story.”
October 9, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“I was actually conceived in Spirit Halloween…I think. My mom kept changing the story.”
“……I only steal it half the time. I usually flip a coin to decide if I’m being a bad guy or good guy.”
October 9, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“……I only steal it half the time. I usually flip a coin to decide if I’m being a bad guy or good guy.”
“Harley Quinn thinks she’s so special. Well, she isn’t! She doesn’t even have to paint her skin every day! You know how hard that is? I got to do it every day! DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT IS? IN THIS ECONOMY?”
October 9, 2024 at 4:27 AM
“Harley Quinn thinks she’s so special. Well, she isn’t! She doesn’t even have to paint her skin every day! You know how hard that is? I got to do it every day! DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT IS? IN THIS ECONOMY?”
// Joking aside, it’s an easy task to do but I keep getting sidetracked. I mean, I could be doing it now but instead I’m writing this down about how I’m too easily distracted.
October 9, 2024 at 4:25 AM
// Joking aside, it’s an easy task to do but I keep getting sidetracked. I mean, I could be doing it now but instead I’m writing this down about how I’m too easily distracted.
// I should link more of my Mastodon accounts to OH LOOK A DISTRACTION
vanishes for days
vanishes for days
October 9, 2024 at 4:24 AM
// I should link more of my Mastodon accounts to OH LOOK A DISTRACTION
vanishes for days
vanishes for days
“YOU! Larry Stiller!”
October 9, 2024 at 4:12 AM
“YOU! Larry Stiller!”
“I swear to god, Quinn!”
October 9, 2024 at 3:43 AM
“I swear to god, Quinn!”
“Why is he called hairy miller if he’s not that hairy and he’s not a miller?”
October 9, 2024 at 3:20 AM
“Why is he called hairy miller if he’s not that hairy and he’s not a miller?”
“…I swear to god. I’m getting my pies and I’m going to throw them at you…
…And honestly I forgot which ones were real pies and which ones were for throwing at my enemies. Some are delicious. Some really sting your eyes, smell horrible, and get stuck on your face…
…basically what I’m […]
…And honestly I forgot which ones were real pies and which ones were for throwing at my enemies. Some are delicious. Some really sting your eyes, smell horrible, and get stuck on your face…
…basically what I’m […]
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October 9, 2024 at 2:29 AM
“…I swear to god. I’m getting my pies and I’m going to throw them at you…
…And honestly I forgot which ones were real pies and which ones were for throwing at my enemies. Some are delicious. Some really sting your eyes, smell horrible, and get stuck on your face…
…basically what I’m […]
…And honestly I forgot which ones were real pies and which ones were for throwing at my enemies. Some are delicious. Some really sting your eyes, smell horrible, and get stuck on your face…
…basically what I’m […]
“I am a natural redhead!”
she was in fact, not a natural redhead
she was in fact, not a natural redhead
October 9, 2024 at 2:01 AM
“I am a natural redhead!”
she was in fact, not a natural redhead
she was in fact, not a natural redhead