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dryltt3.bsky.social
normal mikey
@dryltt3.bsky.social
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old man still thinking abt sylvain fire emblem. 18+ to follow
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pulled down the big box of christmas decorations and got so scared
dimisylvix painted on tiny gingerbread men templates and strung on twine as a garland
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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did i ever post this. it’s terrible
comment from mrblowyourbackout (sylvain overlaid) Pussy creamy like a dairy queen mc.flurry reply from wienerdog17 (felix portrait overlaid) dairy queen dont got mcflurrys stupid ass
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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felix: you’ve got to stop using those dumb fucking things when you text me
dimitri: what dumb fucking things my love?
boar with heart eyes memoji sticker
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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tweet from @autogynefiles (opponent moves any piece) Ahh, the worthless dumb fucking idiot loser’s gambit a semi transparent pre-ts hubert portrait is overlaid
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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faerghus four everywhere for those with eyes to see
tweet from @ phlegmme New iphone alarm sounds: Splurch Ptooey Damp Thud The Hog’s Dirge
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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sylvain trying to seduce felix
man posing seductively in a nightgown with the caption POV I’m a hotdog & ur drunk
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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how well are they all coping with daylight savings
says they’re fine but deletes their social media, gives themselves bangs and gets briefly but deeply into a niche and expensive hobby: annette, lysithea weekly hot yoga and a sunrise lamp but the balance is sooo delicate: lorenz, dedue, ferdinand bundled up unmoving in their apartment by 5:01pm every day and responds to interaction like an apocalypse survivor stumbling out of their bunker: bernie, ignatz, ashe, hilda if they never slow down they won’t have time to go insane: edelgard, cyril, ingrid, leonie therapy upped to 2x a week, roster of friends forcefeed them vitamin supplements: dimitri, marianne sustains themself with the holiday spirit, crashes hard in january: flayn, yuri normal sleep schedule traded in for reality tv and conspiracy theory rabbit holes: claude, sylvain, hapi, dorothea drops off the map and is found later having completed or deep in training for a triathlon or equivalent: felix, raphael, petra increasingly forced laughter: balthus, caspar the time of year where they flourish, actually: hubert, constance, mercedes, linhardt
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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lee pace on the brain….. this but with a rose incorporated somehow. maybe in the lapel. maybe a bouquet
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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just dreaming a dream here
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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there’s a sentence from justin mcelroy in this video the pronunciation of which i knew i’d be thinking abt for a long time the second i heard it
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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i keep getting hit with this when i try to open?
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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#syldue angst for @sylduezine.bsky.social which is OUT TODAY!!! archiveofourown.org/works/74151631
lazy dancer by desmodus summary: Felix wasn’t talking to Sylvain, and Ingrid, if she knew what Sylvain was up to, would have too much to say. Dedue didn’t like being the middle option. He didn’t want to be on the board. He insisted upon this, silently and to himself, while he unlocked the door to his apartment and let Sylvain in behind him. — Dedue picks Sylvain up from the hospital.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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the cool news is i don’t ever have to get over sylvain-as-lee-pace. it’s the gift that keeps on giving
lee pace at running man premier in a very drapey grey suit lee pace crouching in a black leather jacket sticking his tongue out at the camera lee pace in a black leather jacket and black galoshes posing in a doorway lee pace in an all black outfit facing away from the camera so his face is entirely hidden
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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#fodlanfrights2025 piece for @lordfleasus.bsky.social which i can’t describe better than they already have—“the epitome of when an ugly bitch calls you twin”

archiveofourown.org/chapters/192...
blood of my blood by desmodus summary: Slowly and painfully he stood. In the place where he’d lain, a damp, upraised silhouette of his body remained, as if he’d sweat it in the night. With one fingertip he touched it; it was the runny pink color of a fresh burn, and wet, thick like phlegm. Even more bizarre was that he thought he could see it moving. — Jeritza meets the man who shares his face.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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i forgot all about this song which goes insane even without the fact of sylvain. but really, sylvain, youtu.be/Wdx53MBFeNU?...
My brother's blood boils in my arms It balls my fingers into fists It bubbles blisters burns my palms It floods with fury, fights and fits It's got the good guy in me hiding It kicks my humble heart around It's got me fiending for the fire that could finish off this town Oh, it's got me good
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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frequently bought together sylvain figure + a hammer
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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reverse wip wednesday and it’s this section that makes me laugh from the already published trucker sylvain x hitchhiker felix fic
Sylvain keeps his word, assailed by visions of Felix grabbing the wheel if he thought he was being ignored. They only drive long enough to hit a rest stop. It’s still bizarre to Sylvain to live out a routine alongside someone. They end up brushing their teeth side by side in the rest stop bathroom. Sylvain gets oddly shy, and then feels dumb about it, but he’s still not entirely sure where to look. Felix’s eyes slide to his in the mirror with a mouth full of foam. He points with his chin: on the wall between their sinks is a drawing of a dick with a top hat and monocle. Below that is a telephone number, with the inscription: CALL ME, I SUCK TOES! Felix raises his eyebrows with a pointed look at Sylvain, like: well? How about it? Sylvain has to spit out his toothpaste before he chokes. He laughs, still chokes a little, then catches himself on the sink to breathe. Felix smirks at him around his toothbrush. It shouldn’t be hot, given the foam and the bereavement and the anonymous toe sucker. Sylvain thinks maybe he’s delirious. Felix was right to stop him driving.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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tweet from @s4m31p4n There’s no such thing as “getting horny” you are a bad person frowning angry pre-ts ingrid is overlaid, with a transparent sad pre-ts sylvain in the background
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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for the love of god make sure you check your children’s candy
an open bag of fun-sized skittles with SYLVAIN GAUTIER mixed in among its contents
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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pov: you just jumpscared them
takes it in stride (won’t forget that you’ve done this): mercedes, balthus takes it in stride (actually): raphael, casper jumps and flips and scrambles like a cat: annette, ashe, bernadetta, ignatz deeply disappointed with you: dedue, linhardt, hapi, dorothea unclear whether their startle reaction is comically fake or just seems that way: claude, sylvain, ferdinand you’ve just tipped the first domino in a revenge arc that will cost you dearly: lysithea, edelgard, yuri, hilda, constance the visible harm you’ve done to their faith in humanity will haunt you: marianne, cyril no reaction and it’s creepy: hubert, dimitri, flayn suing you: lorenz wants to stab you but is trying to take the high road: ingrid you have been stabbed. : felix, petra, leonie
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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haha no worries guys i’ll just chill in this corner #mycorner
black and white sylvain figure facing the corner in the blair witch’s basement
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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i feel like dimitri would have such deep empathy for this thing that it would lead him to a personal therapeutic breakthrough
the smiling glove that is the hamburger helper mascot
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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black eagles movie night where they get creeped out watching nosferatu 1922 and partway through a door creaks open and they all turn and scream but it’s just hubert coming in from his nightly idk counting beetle legs on an abacus routine and he’s standing in the doorway like this
nosferatu 1922 standing in the doorway looking a little awkward
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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set of texts one from Bird (early) with felix’s portrait overlaid that says WHERE IS HE. two more texts from the The Worm with sylvain’s portrait overlaid that say someone is after me. dude you have to help me caption says What am I supposed to do here. and has byleth’s frowning portrait overlaid
October 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM