Dr Vandermast
@drvandermast.bsky.social
Writer of this and that. Reader of the other.
Not a doctor, and my name isn't Vandermast.
https://tinyurl.com/jasonmillshq
Not a doctor, and my name isn't Vandermast.
https://tinyurl.com/jasonmillshq
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Dr Vandermast
@drvandermast.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Jason Mills: books, biography, latest update
Follow Jason Mills and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Jason Mills Author Page.
tinyurl.com
I write stupid books for your pleasure. 🙂
📙 The Bible in Limericks
📓 The Calm Before The Storm: a prequel to The Tempest
📗 Pride and Prejudice in Sonnets,
📚Several other sonnet projects
📘 Fantasy stories and poems
📚 #ttrpg material
More here:
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbooks
📙 The Bible in Limericks
📓 The Calm Before The Storm: a prequel to The Tempest
📗 Pride and Prejudice in Sonnets,
📚Several other sonnet projects
📘 Fantasy stories and poems
📚 #ttrpg material
More here:
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbooks
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
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The central delusion of Thatcherism is the idea politicians can destroy the postwar settlement and replace it with nothing, which in practice turns out to always be panicking governments shoring up the systems they vandalised fuck out of, using sticky tape and wood glue.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The central delusion of Thatcherism is the idea politicians can destroy the postwar settlement and replace it with nothing, which in practice turns out to always be panicking governments shoring up the systems they vandalised fuck out of, using sticky tape and wood glue.
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I like that she's keeping her cannonballs sealed inside a plastic bag. Got to keep that ordnance fresh!
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I like that she's keeping her cannonballs sealed inside a plastic bag. Got to keep that ordnance fresh!
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What’s everyone reading this weekend?
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
What’s everyone reading this weekend?
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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
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Realize there might be other things on sale today...but I'd really appreciate it if you considered buying a physical print of your favorite piece of painfully detailed pixel art instead 😅🙏
That will show Jeff Bezos and the rest!
That will show Jeff Bezos and the rest!
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Realize there might be other things on sale today...but I'd really appreciate it if you considered buying a physical print of your favorite piece of painfully detailed pixel art instead 😅🙏
That will show Jeff Bezos and the rest!
That will show Jeff Bezos and the rest!
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This stunning poem which gives voice to the human spectrum through elements of the natural world 🤍
'Sunlight In Fog' from SCATTERED WINDS, TO THE NORTH by Carl Phillips. @fsgbooks.bsky.social
An exquisite collection which I've been immersed in lately.
#poetrycommunity #poetrycollections
'Sunlight In Fog' from SCATTERED WINDS, TO THE NORTH by Carl Phillips. @fsgbooks.bsky.social
An exquisite collection which I've been immersed in lately.
#poetrycommunity #poetrycollections
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This stunning poem which gives voice to the human spectrum through elements of the natural world 🤍
'Sunlight In Fog' from SCATTERED WINDS, TO THE NORTH by Carl Phillips. @fsgbooks.bsky.social
An exquisite collection which I've been immersed in lately.
#poetrycommunity #poetrycollections
'Sunlight In Fog' from SCATTERED WINDS, TO THE NORTH by Carl Phillips. @fsgbooks.bsky.social
An exquisite collection which I've been immersed in lately.
#poetrycommunity #poetrycollections
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Ones that were really something for me.
King Crimson (~2016? The Lowry)
Take That (~2016? Manchester Arena)
Gerry Rafferty (mid-90s, Manchester Apollo)
Yes (Union tour, NEC Birmingham)
Peter Gabriel (Growing Up tour, Manchester Arena)
Ones that were really something for me.
King Crimson (~2016? The Lowry)
Take That (~2016? Manchester Arena)
Gerry Rafferty (mid-90s, Manchester Apollo)
Yes (Union tour, NEC Birmingham)
Peter Gabriel (Growing Up tour, Manchester Arena)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Björk (3 times)
LCD Soundsystem (twice)
Janelle Monáe
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (twice)
The Broken Family Band (many times, but specifically the last ever night at The Boatrace in Cambridge, with John Peel in the audience)
Björk (3 times)
LCD Soundsystem (twice)
Janelle Monáe
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (twice)
The Broken Family Band (many times, but specifically the last ever night at The Boatrace in Cambridge, with John Peel in the audience)
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Ones that were really something for me.
King Crimson (~2016? The Lowry)
Take That (~2016? Manchester Arena)
Gerry Rafferty (mid-90s, Manchester Apollo)
Yes (Union tour, NEC Birmingham)
Peter Gabriel (Growing Up tour, Manchester Arena)
Ones that were really something for me.
King Crimson (~2016? The Lowry)
Take That (~2016? Manchester Arena)
Gerry Rafferty (mid-90s, Manchester Apollo)
Yes (Union tour, NEC Birmingham)
Peter Gabriel (Growing Up tour, Manchester Arena)
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As my painting skills are so comically diabolical, I bought myself a 'lucky dip' of practice figures.
No idea how much of a horrible mess I can make of these, but there's only one way to find out :)
No idea how much of a horrible mess I can make of these, but there's only one way to find out :)
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
As my painting skills are so comically diabolical, I bought myself a 'lucky dip' of practice figures.
No idea how much of a horrible mess I can make of these, but there's only one way to find out :)
No idea how much of a horrible mess I can make of these, but there's only one way to find out :)
Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
Jason Mills: books, biography, latest update
Follow Jason Mills and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Jason Mills Author Page.
tinyurl.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
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Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
✝️🗞️📙
The Bible in Limericks
Each Chapter in Verse
🏫🎎💍
Pride and Prejudice
in Sonnets
🐺⚔️🏰
The Rede of the Rook
Fantasy Stories
🗝️🛡️🗡️
Endless Enchantments
A thousand Magic Items for Fantasy RPGs
👹👼🐍
People of the Book
Sonnets of biblical characters
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
✝️🗞️📙
The Bible in Limericks
Each Chapter in Verse
🏫🎎💍
Pride and Prejudice
in Sonnets
🐺⚔️🏰
The Rede of the Rook
Fantasy Stories
🗝️🛡️🗡️
Endless Enchantments
A thousand Magic Items for Fantasy RPGs
👹👼🐍
People of the Book
Sonnets of biblical characters
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
Jason Mills: books, biography, latest update
Follow Jason Mills and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Jason Mills Author Page.
tinyurl.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
✝️🗞️📙
The Bible in Limericks
Each Chapter in Verse
🏫🎎💍
Pride and Prejudice
in Sonnets
🐺⚔️🏰
The Rede of the Rook
Fantasy Stories
🗝️🛡️🗡️
Endless Enchantments
A thousand Magic Items for Fantasy RPGs
👹👼🐍
People of the Book
Sonnets of biblical characters
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
✝️🗞️📙
The Bible in Limericks
Each Chapter in Verse
🏫🎎💍
Pride and Prejudice
in Sonnets
🐺⚔️🏰
The Rede of the Rook
Fantasy Stories
🗝️🛡️🗡️
Endless Enchantments
A thousand Magic Items for Fantasy RPGs
👹👼🐍
People of the Book
Sonnets of biblical characters
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
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“Right now there are a million homes across this country yet to be built that have planning permission. So that would suggest we don’t have a housing crisis – we have a building crisis.” @jessbrownfullermp.bsky.social today in Parliament on problems associated with #planning and #housing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“Right now there are a million homes across this country yet to be built that have planning permission. So that would suggest we don’t have a housing crisis – we have a building crisis.” @jessbrownfullermp.bsky.social today in Parliament on problems associated with #planning and #housing.
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Björk (3 times)
LCD Soundsystem (twice)
Janelle Monáe
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (twice)
The Broken Family Band (many times, but specifically the last ever night at The Boatrace in Cambridge, with John Peel in the audience)
Björk (3 times)
LCD Soundsystem (twice)
Janelle Monáe
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (twice)
The Broken Family Band (many times, but specifically the last ever night at The Boatrace in Cambridge, with John Peel in the audience)
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Björk (3 times)
LCD Soundsystem (twice)
Janelle Monáe
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (twice)
The Broken Family Band (many times, but specifically the last ever night at The Boatrace in Cambridge, with John Peel in the audience)
Björk (3 times)
LCD Soundsystem (twice)
Janelle Monáe
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (twice)
The Broken Family Band (many times, but specifically the last ever night at The Boatrace in Cambridge, with John Peel in the audience)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Ones that were really something for me.
King Crimson (~2016? The Lowry)
Take That (~2016? Manchester Arena)
Gerry Rafferty (mid-90s, Manchester Apollo)
Yes (Union tour, NEC Birmingham)
Peter Gabriel (Growing Up tour, Manchester Arena)
Ones that were really something for me.
King Crimson (~2016? The Lowry)
Take That (~2016? Manchester Arena)
Gerry Rafferty (mid-90s, Manchester Apollo)
Yes (Union tour, NEC Birmingham)
Peter Gabriel (Growing Up tour, Manchester Arena)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Björk (3 times)
LCD Soundsystem (twice)
Janelle Monáe
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (twice)
The Broken Family Band (many times, but specifically the last ever night at The Boatrace in Cambridge, with John Peel in the audience)
Björk (3 times)
LCD Soundsystem (twice)
Janelle Monáe
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (twice)
The Broken Family Band (many times, but specifically the last ever night at The Boatrace in Cambridge, with John Peel in the audience)
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Ones that were really something for me.
King Crimson (~2016? The Lowry)
Take That (~2016? Manchester Arena)
Gerry Rafferty (mid-90s, Manchester Apollo)
Yes (Union tour, NEC Birmingham)
Peter Gabriel (Growing Up tour, Manchester Arena)
Ones that were really something for me.
King Crimson (~2016? The Lowry)
Take That (~2016? Manchester Arena)
Gerry Rafferty (mid-90s, Manchester Apollo)
Yes (Union tour, NEC Birmingham)
Peter Gabriel (Growing Up tour, Manchester Arena)
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Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
✝️🗞️📙
The Bible in Limericks
Each Chapter in Verse
🏫🎎💍
Pride and Prejudice
in Sonnets
🐺⚔️🏰
The Rede of the Rook
Fantasy Stories
🗝️🛡️🗡️
Endless Enchantments
A thousand Magic Items for Fantasy RPGs
👹👼🐍
People of the Book
Sonnets of biblical characters
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
✝️🗞️📙
The Bible in Limericks
Each Chapter in Verse
🏫🎎💍
Pride and Prejudice
in Sonnets
🐺⚔️🏰
The Rede of the Rook
Fantasy Stories
🗝️🛡️🗡️
Endless Enchantments
A thousand Magic Items for Fantasy RPGs
👹👼🐍
People of the Book
Sonnets of biblical characters
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
Jason Mills: books, biography, latest update
Follow Jason Mills and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Jason Mills Author Page.
tinyurl.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
✝️🗞️📙
The Bible in Limericks
Each Chapter in Verse
🏫🎎💍
Pride and Prejudice
in Sonnets
🐺⚔️🏰
The Rede of the Rook
Fantasy Stories
🗝️🛡️🗡️
Endless Enchantments
A thousand Magic Items for Fantasy RPGs
👹👼🐍
People of the Book
Sonnets of biblical characters
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
✝️🗞️📙
The Bible in Limericks
Each Chapter in Verse
🏫🎎💍
Pride and Prejudice
in Sonnets
🐺⚔️🏰
The Rede of the Rook
Fantasy Stories
🗝️🛡️🗡️
Endless Enchantments
A thousand Magic Items for Fantasy RPGs
👹👼🐍
People of the Book
Sonnets of biblical characters
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
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Extremely good news: A print subscription for The Onion is very on sale today. You'll get your first copy by Christmas.
It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
membership.theonion.com
It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Extremely good news: A print subscription for The Onion is very on sale today. You'll get your first copy by Christmas.
It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
membership.theonion.com
It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
membership.theonion.com
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Fill your stockings in good time to save panic later. For the Christmas-lover in your life, a little festive verse!
Advent of Christmas: Sonnets of the Season
mybook.to/adventofchri...
Advent of Christmas: Sonnets of the Season
mybook.to/adventofchri...
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Fill your stockings in good time to save panic later. For the Christmas-lover in your life, a little festive verse!
Advent of Christmas: Sonnets of the Season
mybook.to/adventofchri...
Advent of Christmas: Sonnets of the Season
mybook.to/adventofchri...
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If I was implementing changes to immigration and asylum systems guaranteed to increase Home Office costs, as well as financial burdens on individuals, businesses, higher ed etc, decreasing spending in communities and risking increased costs for everyone, I'd simply not boast about it in my budget.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If I was implementing changes to immigration and asylum systems guaranteed to increase Home Office costs, as well as financial burdens on individuals, businesses, higher ed etc, decreasing spending in communities and risking increased costs for everyone, I'd simply not boast about it in my budget.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
Fill your stockings in good time to save panic later. For the Christmas-lover in your life, a little festive verse!
Advent of Christmas: Sonnets of the Season
mybook.to/adventofchri...
Advent of Christmas: Sonnets of the Season
mybook.to/adventofchri...
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Fill your stockings in good time to save panic later. For the Christmas-lover in your life, a little festive verse!
Advent of Christmas: Sonnets of the Season
mybook.to/adventofchri...
Advent of Christmas: Sonnets of the Season
mybook.to/adventofchri...
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#Budget2025
Tax breaks for UK company cars cost the exchequer £3.27 billion a year
Motability costs £1 billion
Both are valuable to the folk who get them, and yet we save our pitchforks and torches for disabled people
Tax breaks for UK company cars cost the exchequer £3.27 billion a year
Motability costs £1 billion
Both are valuable to the folk who get them, and yet we save our pitchforks and torches for disabled people
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
#Budget2025
Tax breaks for UK company cars cost the exchequer £3.27 billion a year
Motability costs £1 billion
Both are valuable to the folk who get them, and yet we save our pitchforks and torches for disabled people
Tax breaks for UK company cars cost the exchequer £3.27 billion a year
Motability costs £1 billion
Both are valuable to the folk who get them, and yet we save our pitchforks and torches for disabled people