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drucifer.bsky.social
wish me luck
text message sent by me to the purported number of convicted rapist Todd Evenstad: Good afternoon, sir. Is this the number of Mr. Tom Evenstad? I’m doing student research for a Political Science class and I would love to ask you a few questions about your campaign!
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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good morning, thursday morning, i hope you escape the time loop, friends
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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meme edit of jon from garfield holding garfield's hideous fleshbag, seemingly with skeleton removed, with a speech bubble saying "GARFIELD! Are you /j or /srs?!"
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Mdou Moctar - Funeral For Justice
cover for Funeral For Justice by Mdou Moctar, showing a giant blsck eagle or raveln above a bloodsoaked desert with dead birds surrounding a coffin. fires burn dark smoke in the background
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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congrats NYC, i busted out the Timbs-style asics to celebrate your success
photo of drucifer’s foot in a golden-yellow insulated sneaker with black ASICS tiger-stripe pattern. the laces are alternating yellow and red reminiscent of the classic “hiking boot” style
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
drucifer.bsky.social
i hope it doesn’t turn out that the true monster is Man
local movie marquee of Frankenstein 2025
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
drucifer.bsky.social
TONIGHT.
promotional still of Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein. he is holding some kind of davinci-code-ass metallic tube and is gesturing passionately to an assembly of (presumably) academics and doctors. he’s wearing a cute lil navy blue waistcoat
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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you laugh, but this is CHOCOLATE. there are some sick fucks out there in the candy world. i for one stand in solidarity with the gravel-eaters
photo of candy-coated chocolate made to resemble real polished stones and ornamental gravel. absolutely bizarre candy shape
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
drucifer.bsky.social
okay, i can play the game now
secret room in the drift shop opened, showing a skeletal corpse with a seething reddish-black aura. i got a high score of 811
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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linus from peanuts in a pumpkin patch edited with a speech bubble to look as tho he’s saying the quoted post. “Nobody knows how big pumpkins can get”
October 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
drucifer.bsky.social
don’t judge me.
screenshot of The Stanley Parable, falling down Infinite Hole with the caption “the problem is that you like holes too much! not normal.”
October 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
drucifer.bsky.social
can’t stop thinking about her
screenshot of the Stanley Parable with a sign that says 👉 Infinite Hole 👉
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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god i love Infinite Hole
screenshot of The Stanley Parable demonstrating Infinite Hole. the opening, the rim, the depth, the surrounding area…it’s all so enticing
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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ah yes, that famous, iconic edifice, well established in the popular imagination…wait…
black and white aerial photo of the white house east wing. it’s a boring rectangular building with a covered archway over the entrance and not much else of note. literally nobody pictures this when imagining The White House™
October 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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oops i forgot one
lasagna-colored tiedye shirt with Garfield smoking a cig and saying “the only moral way to live in america is to finish what the killdozer started and level every building, but i’m too much a coward”
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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everyone should have a @roryblank.bsky.social shirt drawer. if you don’t have one, jump on it
drawer showing five incredible rory blank shirts, rolled up somewhat neatly. visible are the captions NEVER GOING TO LIVE IN SPACE (white text on black shirt) ⚠️ FINAL WARNING ⚠️ (pale yellow text on black shirt) WE ARE BUILDING MECHANIZED HELL (white text on black shirt) KILL COMPUTER (hot pink text on black shirt) DONT WANT TO BE HUMAN I WANT TO BE FROG (black text on olive green tiedye shirt)
October 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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good morning, thursday morning, i hope you escape the time loop, friends
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
October 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
drucifer.bsky.social
amen
paula deen in a pink oversized shirt and sunglasses waving a cowboy hat like a rodeo buckaroo as she rides a giant stick of salted butter. a huge explosion burns behind her
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
drucifer.bsky.social
if u see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t dracula
charles dance as the Master Vampire from the Luke Evans masterpiece, Dracula Untold. this is the guy that turns Vlad into Dracula, so really he’s dracula’s daddy. he is a bone-pale, ancient and decrepit man with sunken blood-red glowing eyes, and sickly mauve skin on his lips and eyelids. he wears a goofy little black hood
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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me and who?
ebook text from Fellowship of the Ring. white text on black background: At that moment there was a knock on the door, and Sam came in. He ran to Frodo and took his left hand, awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away.
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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good morning, thursday morning, i hope you escape the time loop, friends
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
October 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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zoomed in Jimmy Gourd from veggietales, a cartoon squash-man with orange skin, frowning
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
drucifer.bsky.social
hello, God-loving women
Jimmy Gourd from Veggietales, an orange squashman with a chin larger than the rest of his head
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
drucifer.bsky.social
i know im not the first to say it
red carpet photo of Lady Gaga with gorgeous blonde bob. she’s wearing an elegant one-shoulder black gown and subtle coral lipstick
October 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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NYT still on their bullshit
spelling bee game in dark mode. TITTY is “not in the word list” fucking cowards
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM