patron saint of flesh-based intimacy
@drshrimpesquire.bsky.social
aspiring writer, lover (not a fighter), annoying agnostic deist, and pretentious john green fan
the he and him and the it ones
the he and him and the it ones
problematic wage gap
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
problematic wage gap
Worth itttt!
consequence of heavy sexed up spit shined boots is there’s a solid 1.5 inches between what i can feel and a hard block of Shoe
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Worth itttt!
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The ultimate goal is to look a little bit scary to children
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The ultimate goal is to look a little bit scary to children
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[More #HazbinHotel, I apologize, my mutuals, for the continued talk about the show I’ve been soul-bonded to since seeing its pilot as a wee lad. Move along, ILY]
#Vox / Vincent CRT headcanons; I am qualified because I have two in my room and am slso sexually attracted to them
#Vox / Vincent CRT headcanons; I am qualified because I have two in my room and am slso sexually attracted to them
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
[More #HazbinHotel, I apologize, my mutuals, for the continued talk about the show I’ve been soul-bonded to since seeing its pilot as a wee lad. Move along, ILY]
#Vox / Vincent CRT headcanons; I am qualified because I have two in my room and am slso sexually attracted to them
#Vox / Vincent CRT headcanons; I am qualified because I have two in my room and am slso sexually attracted to them
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when you deactivate on bsky you die irl
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
when you deactivate on bsky you die irl
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Thinking about that guy who laced his roommate’s pre workout with estrogen as a way to get his girl back from him. Thinking about him heavy. I suggest #Forcefem
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Thinking about that guy who laced his roommate’s pre workout with estrogen as a way to get his girl back from him. Thinking about him heavy. I suggest #Forcefem
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watching the pitt and thought of a really BAD top text bottom text formatted meme:
when that
when that narcan hits
when that
when that narcan hits
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
watching the pitt and thought of a really BAD top text bottom text formatted meme:
when that
when that narcan hits
when that
when that narcan hits
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Im having coworker nightmares
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Im having coworker nightmares
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we dont call fingering handjobs bc of wage inequality
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
we dont call fingering handjobs bc of wage inequality
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asking my psychiatrist are you mad at me when he changes my dosage
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
asking my psychiatrist are you mad at me when he changes my dosage
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funko pop nativity scene
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
funko pop nativity scene
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giving thanks by sticking my long rod in this turkey and filling it with juices
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
giving thanks by sticking my long rod in this turkey and filling it with juices
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*coughing on thanksgiving turkey* What is this thing?? Where are the wacko burgers? *prying open the turkeys Hole with your hands* In here??
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
*coughing on thanksgiving turkey* What is this thing?? Where are the wacko burgers? *prying open the turkeys Hole with your hands* In here??
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Boyfriend and i are so invested in the latest season of great british bake off i feel like a married couple of 50+ years and if Tom doesn’t win i’m going to kill someone in real life
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Boyfriend and i are so invested in the latest season of great british bake off i feel like a married couple of 50+ years and if Tom doesn’t win i’m going to kill someone in real life
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Thanks babe @drshrimpesquire.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Thanks babe @drshrimpesquire.bsky.social
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Boyfriend is calling it "Fucked Productive"
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Boyfriend is calling it "Fucked Productive"
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they're doing eugenics on a grape
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
they're doing eugenics on a grape
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November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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These for trying to understand some of y'all
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
These for trying to understand some of y'all
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🍃 making a long winded hornypost about "spotly and brightly dressed snuffbait exposing itself to war machines that tower above it like an offering" but it becomes increasingly clear i'm referring to road cyclists
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
🍃 making a long winded hornypost about "spotly and brightly dressed snuffbait exposing itself to war machines that tower above it like an offering" but it becomes increasingly clear i'm referring to road cyclists
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The cunt of the litter
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The cunt of the litter
Listening to music
The part that makes you brothers:
The part that makes you brothers:
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Listening to music
The part that makes you brothers:
The part that makes you brothers:
@anpersand.on.computer have sex with me
October 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@anpersand.on.computer have sex with me