Selvaseelan Selvarajah
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah
@drselvarajah.bsky.social
Just a GP (primary care physician) in East London, UK with a few other roles.
Views, mine only.
I went out for a meal with a group of electricians last night.

None of them wanted the starters.

Just went straight for the mains.

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November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Last night, someone broke in to our house and took a dozen eggs.

They also left a saucepan filled with warm water.

Police believe it was poachers.

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November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I have piles and piles of ironing to do.

I don't know which is worse…

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November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
To the person who stole my glasses…

I will find you.

Got some contacts.

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November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Everyone knows Alan Turing, who cracked the Enigma code.

Few people knew his sister Kate, who provided drinks and snacks for his colleagues.

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November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Police are investigating why the plaque on the wall outside the Colgate head office, keeps disappearing.....

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November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wonder if the guy who created the term ‘one hit wonder’ came up with any other phrases?

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November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
For the record...

I don't own a turntable.

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November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just can't believe that I was sacked from the Calendar factory after all the extra days I put in.

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November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Typewriter for sale.

Perfe t working ondition.

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November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I've heard rumours about Greggs starting deliveries using drones.

It all sounds a bit 'pie in the sky' to me.

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November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Just want to say that since I had surgery on my neck I have never looked back.

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November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I've got a job in a salt and pepper factory.

It’s just seasonal work.

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November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Dear Mrs. Stone,

As usual we are declining your offer to donate blood.

Best regards

The Blood bank

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November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I was so close to winning the World's Most Congested Nose competition.

But I blew it at the last minute!

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November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My mate has been proposed by two women.

One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry.

Not sure if he should marry for batter or for verse?

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November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I hired a handyman today and gave him a list of things to do.

When I got home he'd only done tasks 1,3, & 5.

Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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November 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There has been much debate as to the best field event in the Olympics as of late.

Discus.

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November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The best underwear jokes are....

brief!

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October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot two weeks ago.

I can’t believe it’s not better.

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October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Getting my kite stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.

But it’s definitely up there.

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October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My doctor told me to get some professional help.

So I'm looking for a Butler, a Maid and a Chauffeur.

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October 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just heard that a man collapsed on the ferris wheel at the local fair.

Doctors say he is slowly coming around.

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October 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In a restaurant my phone kept receiving pictures of stews & casseroles.

Then it dawned on me - I was connected to a wireless hotpot.

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October 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Dropped a tenner today and chased it for miles.

I never caught it but at least I had a good run for my money!

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October 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM