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Cassander
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Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Award-winning pun-master. Widely regarded as a bad influence. Small Pixel Hater. He/Him.

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If you use my email address to register for a thing I will use my email address to cancel that registration.
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I am going to compile a list of puritans and capitalists I can directly name to fuck off for having to be up this early.
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Sure Brain, an embarrassing memory from a job 20 years ago is the perfect Sunday treat. Just what I needed.
January 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I thought “affordability” was the current liberal commie scam? Like “groceries“?
Trump: "AFFORDABILITY! Effective January 20, 2026, I, as President of the United States, am calling for a one year cap on Credit Card Interest Rates of 10%."
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Yes, yes, my home is much more comfortable since I finally got the humidifier out, and I should have done it two moths ago.

But in my defense, it took 20 minutes to clean it and change the filters. 20 minutes! Of pure hell!
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 AM
The forbiddenosity of the Midnight Coffee is half its desirability.
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The decorations are down, and Christmas is officially over.

Now it's time to kill God.
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
By all the gods and dogs it's good to be home.
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Several 18-wheelers confidently passed me on the thruway while I was going slow because of the weather.

When I passed them later they were confidently in the median/ditch.
December 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Just white-knuckled through complete white-out conditions. Could only tell I was still on the road by the little reflectors on sticks every 100’.

Lord Erie is ROWDY tonight.
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Finally back in NY, and it’s blowy as fuck outside.
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As if today couldn’t get any worse I was reminded that Tim Tebow exists. So if he could just go ahead and OD on smug righteousness that would be great. TIA
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Welp, meme says I gotta be a witch. I’m definitely no calmancer, but headology is a good way to approach users and computers 🤷🏼‍♂️

Brb, brewing some Special Silicon Liniments.
Professional killer. Thanks @deannaraybourn.bsky.social! (Kills Well With Others)
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am very confident GM could improve the stability and reliability of the software in my Cadillac by embracing vibe-coding and implementing CoPilot before the end of the year.
December 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m having a miserable time in ~*IOWA*~!
December 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The only thing that would make this road trip better is a good copilot.

(NOT YOU, MICROSOFT)
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The other day someone mentioned MMOs where you controlled a buncha little dudes, and I still miss my City of Heroes/Villains bots/traps Mastermind.
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Wanted to see if I could navigate to my sister’s new house with no maps in the dark.

Reader, I could not.
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Anyone else suddenly craving a grilled cheese and a cup of tomato soup? Feels like that kinda night.
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Y’know, I talk a lot of shit about Google and Android.

And they deserve every fuckin’ bit of it.
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Cassander
Gonna set up a laptop in my hotel room in Nebraska to stream the filthiest Transformers smut I can find just to mess up Pornhub's preference data.
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Gonna set up a laptop in my hotel room in Nebraska to stream the filthiest Transformers smut I can find just to mess up Pornhub's preference data.
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I feel like the blue highway “Attractions” sign being empty was a bit on the nose for Iowa.
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
DUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAL
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
She’s gonna magically pull a TPS report outta her hat in the most disappointing way possible.
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM