DrRuler
@drruler.bsky.social
Host of The Poorhammer Podcast and Solely Singleton. Connoisseur of bad decks and garbage army lists.
Help, my gacha addicted wife took my wallet and went in here 4 hours ago. I haven't seen her since.
As the zoomers would say: "Chat, am I cooked?"
As the zoomers would say: "Chat, am I cooked?"
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Help, my gacha addicted wife took my wallet and went in here 4 hours ago. I haven't seen her since.
As the zoomers would say: "Chat, am I cooked?"
As the zoomers would say: "Chat, am I cooked?"
Shibuya at sunset.
The bar I took these shots from cost too much, so you all have to look at the view too. Then I can argue it was a group rate.
The bar I took these shots from cost too much, so you all have to look at the view too. Then I can argue it was a group rate.
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Shibuya at sunset.
The bar I took these shots from cost too much, so you all have to look at the view too. Then I can argue it was a group rate.
The bar I took these shots from cost too much, so you all have to look at the view too. Then I can argue it was a group rate.
The paint jobs from the example display cabinets at this shop in Akihabara are crazy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The paint jobs from the example display cabinets at this shop in Akihabara are crazy.
Okay I wasn't going to live tweet my whole vacation, but the view from Tokyo Tower was beautiful.
Also, I took the first shot from in front of the 711 you can see at the intersection in the 2nd and 3rd shots, which I took from the top deck.
Also, I took the first shot from in front of the 711 you can see at the intersection in the 2nd and 3rd shots, which I took from the top deck.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Okay I wasn't going to live tweet my whole vacation, but the view from Tokyo Tower was beautiful.
Also, I took the first shot from in front of the 711 you can see at the intersection in the 2nd and 3rd shots, which I took from the top deck.
Also, I took the first shot from in front of the 711 you can see at the intersection in the 2nd and 3rd shots, which I took from the top deck.
Berilio just went to bed. You have 2 new bonus episode coming your way this morning.
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Berilio just went to bed. You have 2 new bonus episode coming your way this morning.
Damn. Record a bonus content of the live reveals or get fucked up and play PoE... The real decisions life throws at you.
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Damn. Record a bonus content of the live reveals or get fucked up and play PoE... The real decisions life throws at you.
WE DID IT! I'm finally free! Completionist+ done.
Fuck Black Deck all my homies hate Gold Stake Black Deck runs.
Fuck Black Deck all my homies hate Gold Stake Black Deck runs.
We're live trying to escape my Balatro prison then maybe PoE with @onekuosora.bsky.social over on
www.twitch.tv/poorhammer
www.twitch.tv/poorhammer
Poorhammer - Twitch
Balatro until I get Completionist+ or go to bed like a responsible adult.
m.twitch.tv
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
WE DID IT! I'm finally free! Completionist+ done.
Fuck Black Deck all my homies hate Gold Stake Black Deck runs.
Fuck Black Deck all my homies hate Gold Stake Black Deck runs.
We're live trying to escape my Balatro prison then maybe PoE with @onekuosora.bsky.social over on
www.twitch.tv/poorhammer
www.twitch.tv/poorhammer
Poorhammer - Twitch
Balatro until I get Completionist+ or go to bed like a responsible adult.
m.twitch.tv
November 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We're live trying to escape my Balatro prison then maybe PoE with @onekuosora.bsky.social over on
www.twitch.tv/poorhammer
www.twitch.tv/poorhammer
This was us at my house a few weeks ago.
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This was us at my house a few weeks ago.
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #14:
A "{B} is a feeder!"
B: "No. Nope. I'm shutting that one down right now. I have enough allegations in this office."
C: " Suspicious. Why do you know what that is? Care to elaborate?"
A "{B} is a feeder!"
B: "No. Nope. I'm shutting that one down right now. I have enough allegations in this office."
C: " Suspicious. Why do you know what that is? Care to elaborate?"
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #14:
A "{B} is a feeder!"
B: "No. Nope. I'm shutting that one down right now. I have enough allegations in this office."
C: " Suspicious. Why do you know what that is? Care to elaborate?"
A "{B} is a feeder!"
B: "No. Nope. I'm shutting that one down right now. I have enough allegations in this office."
C: " Suspicious. Why do you know what that is? Care to elaborate?"
It's hard being a prophet, but I manage.
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It's hard being a prophet, but I manage.
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #13:
A, wanting an apology: "Now, what do you say {B}?"
B: "No mercy? If I show mercy you'll get false hope. You should kill your hope."
C: "It's going to be a really dark day if you're ever left in charge."
A, wanting an apology: "Now, what do you say {B}?"
B: "No mercy? If I show mercy you'll get false hope. You should kill your hope."
C: "It's going to be a really dark day if you're ever left in charge."
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #13:
A, wanting an apology: "Now, what do you say {B}?"
B: "No mercy? If I show mercy you'll get false hope. You should kill your hope."
C: "It's going to be a really dark day if you're ever left in charge."
A, wanting an apology: "Now, what do you say {B}?"
B: "No mercy? If I show mercy you'll get false hope. You should kill your hope."
C: "It's going to be a really dark day if you're ever left in charge."
New guest host just dropped.
most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
October 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
New guest host just dropped.
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #12:
"Quit making fun of his weeb hobbies, he's gonna commit honorable sudoku."
"Honorable sudoku is when you play sudoku outside of work. Normally I'm filling out a dishonorable sodoku."
"Quit making fun of his weeb hobbies, he's gonna commit honorable sudoku."
"Honorable sudoku is when you play sudoku outside of work. Normally I'm filling out a dishonorable sodoku."
October 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #12:
"Quit making fun of his weeb hobbies, he's gonna commit honorable sudoku."
"Honorable sudoku is when you play sudoku outside of work. Normally I'm filling out a dishonorable sodoku."
"Quit making fun of his weeb hobbies, he's gonna commit honorable sudoku."
"Honorable sudoku is when you play sudoku outside of work. Normally I'm filling out a dishonorable sodoku."
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #11:
A: "{B}, stop screwing around on your phone and get your head back in the game."
B: "Sorry, I was texting {C}'s girlfriend."
C: "...Someone has to."
A: "{B}, stop screwing around on your phone and get your head back in the game."
B: "Sorry, I was texting {C}'s girlfriend."
C: "...Someone has to."
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #11:
A: "{B}, stop screwing around on your phone and get your head back in the game."
B: "Sorry, I was texting {C}'s girlfriend."
C: "...Someone has to."
A: "{B}, stop screwing around on your phone and get your head back in the game."
B: "Sorry, I was texting {C}'s girlfriend."
C: "...Someone has to."
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #10:
A: "Off the top rope!"
B: "No rope... Just top."
C: "Things he's begged me for before. 'Just top me.' "
B: "No, if I'm getting topped I think I want the rope too."
A: "Off the top rope!"
B: "No rope... Just top."
C: "Things he's begged me for before. 'Just top me.' "
B: "No, if I'm getting topped I think I want the rope too."
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #10:
A: "Off the top rope!"
B: "No rope... Just top."
C: "Things he's begged me for before. 'Just top me.' "
B: "No, if I'm getting topped I think I want the rope too."
A: "Off the top rope!"
B: "No rope... Just top."
C: "Things he's begged me for before. 'Just top me.' "
B: "No, if I'm getting topped I think I want the rope too."
MORE CAWL! Let's fucking go!!!!
My 43rd Warhammer novel/novella has been announced. Go Cawl.
www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
Belisarius Cawl attempts to bridge the Great Rift in a new Black Library book - Warhammer Community
Can the Archmagos achieve the impossible?
www.warhammer-community.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
MORE CAWL! Let's fucking go!!!!
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #9:
(Attempting to brag)
"Mexicans are immune to ice."
"You're really going with that wording huh? 'Mexicans are immune to ICE' Really?"
"...I didn't think that through."
(Attempting to brag)
"Mexicans are immune to ice."
"You're really going with that wording huh? 'Mexicans are immune to ICE' Really?"
"...I didn't think that through."
October 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #9:
(Attempting to brag)
"Mexicans are immune to ice."
"You're really going with that wording huh? 'Mexicans are immune to ICE' Really?"
"...I didn't think that through."
(Attempting to brag)
"Mexicans are immune to ice."
"You're really going with that wording huh? 'Mexicans are immune to ICE' Really?"
"...I didn't think that through."
Hey @onekuosora.bsky.social for no particular reason.
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hey @onekuosora.bsky.social for no particular reason.
Our audience remembers to shill for our episodes more than we do... We suck at the business end of things huh?
hey @drruler.bsky.social and @onekuosora.bsky.social
the latest episode is a fucking BANGER
for people who want to learn about the immaculate drip of 40k, here’s the link
youtu.be/I7Z4WgjceTU?...
the latest episode is a fucking BANGER
for people who want to learn about the immaculate drip of 40k, here’s the link
youtu.be/I7Z4WgjceTU?...
Judging Every Warhammer 40K Faction's IMMACULATE Drip (ft. Miwabelle)
YouTube video by Poorhammer
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Our audience remembers to shill for our episodes more than we do... We suck at the business end of things huh?
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #8:
"Use me!"
"Yeah, use him, stop touching my body."
"Use me!"
"Yeah, use him, stop touching my body."
October 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #8:
"Use me!"
"Yeah, use him, stop touching my body."
"Use me!"
"Yeah, use him, stop touching my body."
For people who think I'm baiting you into joining Patreon on the most recent episode with the poll:
First and second (and third and fourth) place are literally one vote apart right now. I ain't lying about how close these end up.
First and second (and third and fourth) place are literally one vote apart right now. I ain't lying about how close these end up.
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
For people who think I'm baiting you into joining Patreon on the most recent episode with the poll:
First and second (and third and fourth) place are literally one vote apart right now. I ain't lying about how close these end up.
First and second (and third and fourth) place are literally one vote apart right now. I ain't lying about how close these end up.
I don't usually bother showing off the constant ad-read requests we get because they get tedious after awhile, but sometimes it's worth reading them.
IT'S THE MEME AGAIN!!! (Still a no though.)
IT'S THE MEME AGAIN!!! (Still a no though.)
October 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I don't usually bother showing off the constant ad-read requests we get because they get tedious after awhile, but sometimes it's worth reading them.
IT'S THE MEME AGAIN!!! (Still a no though.)
IT'S THE MEME AGAIN!!! (Still a no though.)
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #7:
"What's so wrong with using your laptop vent to warm your Vaseline bottle when you're working from home?"
"What's so wrong with using your laptop vent to warm your Vaseline bottle when you're working from home?"
September 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #7:
"What's so wrong with using your laptop vent to warm your Vaseline bottle when you're working from home?"
"What's so wrong with using your laptop vent to warm your Vaseline bottle when you're working from home?"
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Yo, don't forget we have a sale on our merch until the end of the month.
10% off everything, 20% off if you order 2 or more items
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September 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yo, don't forget we have a sale on our merch until the end of the month.
10% off everything, 20% off if you order 2 or more items
shop.orchideight.com/collections/...
10% off everything, 20% off if you order 2 or more items
shop.orchideight.com/collections/...