The Sock of the Ella Fitzgerald 🎖️💎🧦
@drosgood.bsky.social
Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, cat-herder, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.
Sad amateur. I wonder what words I'm using the other 149 times.
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Sad amateur. I wonder what words I'm using the other 149 times.
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
1) It's murder; and
2) Harvard's Jack Goldsmith needs to recharge his phone.
2) Harvard's Jack Goldsmith needs to recharge his phone.
a man wearing a white shirt with the letter v on it is standing next to a red truck .
Alt: David from Schitt's Creek, being triggered.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
1) It's murder; and
2) Harvard's Jack Goldsmith needs to recharge his phone.
2) Harvard's Jack Goldsmith needs to recharge his phone.
That slice of cake was there for the take.
Case Close.
Case Close.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
That slice of cake was there for the take.
Case Close.
Case Close.
So many boats to choose!
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So many boats to choose!
They would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddlesome kids!
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
They would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddlesome kids!
It's obligatory at this point.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P_q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P_q...
Alan Cumming - Reefer Madness
YouTube video by waterfly89
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November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's obligatory at this point.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P_q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P_q...
What does gypsum sand dust do to human lungs?
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What does gypsum sand dust do to human lungs?
Every accusation is a confession with these guys.
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Every accusation is a confession with these guys.
Dead drunk on Bud Light.
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Dead drunk on Bud Light.
Horses were probably a lot slower, and collision-avoidant. You're not gonna get drunk and drive your horse through the front of a bank. 🤨
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Horses were probably a lot slower, and collision-avoidant. You're not gonna get drunk and drive your horse through the front of a bank. 🤨
Of course, all the banks are now heavily invested in AI. It goes bust, they go bust, etc. . .
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Of course, all the banks are now heavily invested in AI. It goes bust, they go bust, etc. . .
At least once!
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
At least once!
Wow--your November numbers are way down. :/
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Wow--your November numbers are way down. :/
Came for this. ⬆️
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss
ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss
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November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Came for this. ⬆️
And it has. It just restarts the next morning, though.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
And it has. It just restarts the next morning, though.
That’s where I started losing it—bailing out at Mach 10 should have left him a thin pink mist and maybe some fillings.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
That’s where I started losing it—bailing out at Mach 10 should have left him a thin pink mist and maybe some fillings.
Ahhh—I guess I was thrown by the fact that he wasn’t funny.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ahhh—I guess I was thrown by the fact that he wasn’t funny.
(also—who is Graham Lineham?)
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
(also—who is Graham Lineham?)
I don’t get it—You just keep them all up until daylight and the troll will turn to stone.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I don’t get it—You just keep them all up until daylight and the troll will turn to stone.
Will I need to feed them once they thaw?
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Will I need to feed them once they thaw?
I think it's trying to give the other nations of the Western Hemisphere "Americas" distance from our current circus.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think it's trying to give the other nations of the Western Hemisphere "Americas" distance from our current circus.
RFK Jr. will drive the getaway van, but it will be too full of roadkill to fit anyone inside.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
RFK Jr. will drive the getaway van, but it will be too full of roadkill to fit anyone inside.