The internet is slowly sinking into the ocean of screenshots of screenshots of screenshots with decreasing quality at each cycle.

The trick is in using either the more oily fraction or a peanut butter with added fat. Once you've reached the halfway mark on natural peanut butter, you'll need more heat or force. Maybe both!

And finally, you're the author of the original article. You can fix the error. At least I hope you can.

After clicking through and reading it, I agree with its thesis and add the more "recent" failure of the press to avoid the trap of "on the other hand" coverage of "both sides" of a topic.

"On the other hand, the shooting victim is free to enjoy their afterlife."

When quoting a text with an odd or erroneous word, insert [sic] after the error to indicate that the error is in the original.

Fourth, not Forth. The latter is the name of a programming language. I don't think you meant to refer to the lovely grounds and buildings belonging to the "Forth Estate." But I could be wrong because facts are subject to the reader's perspective.

Sadly, it is not wild. They genuinely believe that if there is any space between male and female, we'll all dissolve into a meaningless grey of eternal sin and suffering.

Works for washing your hands during pandemics, too.

the Brilliant vinay prasad was suddenly able to find data no public health scientists could find, and he did it in a matter of weeks. i mean, he’s basically mozart

"Tractor Supply: from Minnesota to Texas, we have what you need."

"Tractor Supply: sure your email address was stolen from our computers, but who understands those things anyways?"

Doesn't El Salvador have "social housing" the American tax payer is subsiding?

Sometimes you can't even get an oil change because the shop is out of oil. This is from four years ago. www.reddit.com/r/Shortages/...

his literal grandparents

Famously, white Europeans have been able to immigrate to new countries and cultures, learning the language and practices, until they blend in harmoniously with their new neighbours. Never have they clustered into enclaves or modified their surroundings to remind them of their abandoned lands.

Usually, Lucky Ducky wins at the end of his interaction with the rich dogs; unfortunately, his Latino cousin is not as fortunate