Does intermittent fasting still count of you eat your boogers?
October 19, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Does intermittent fasting still count of you eat your boogers?
Lmao finally remembered my password. Sup losers
October 19, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Lmao finally remembered my password. Sup losers
Reposted by Tobias
Can’t get any notes done because they blocked chatgpt from the hospital computers
July 1, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Can’t get any notes done because they blocked chatgpt from the hospital computers
Call my dick lebron the way it’s always dribbling
June 29, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Call my dick lebron the way it’s always dribbling
How do guys do jiujitsu or wrestling with other guys without getting hard?
June 25, 2023 at 11:44 PM
How do guys do jiujitsu or wrestling with other guys without getting hard?
Rip to Fortunato but I would have gotten out from behind that wall no problem
June 24, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Rip to Fortunato but I would have gotten out from behind that wall no problem
The soy “get better sleep hygiene” vs the chad “do ambien”
June 23, 2023 at 2:39 AM
The soy “get better sleep hygiene” vs the chad “do ambien”
Y’all ever see the ending of The Mist??
June 22, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Y’all ever see the ending of The Mist??
Airbud would have been amazing at dogfights
June 22, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Airbud would have been amazing at dogfights
opening up a submarine ride that goes to observe the wreckage of the submarine that went to observe the wreckage of the titanic
June 20, 2023 at 7:14 PM
opening up a submarine ride that goes to observe the wreckage of the submarine that went to observe the wreckage of the titanic
Matched on a dating app with an attending at the hospital i’m doing a SubI at. Should I pretend it never happened or?
June 14, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Matched on a dating app with an attending at the hospital i’m doing a SubI at. Should I pretend it never happened or?
Just learned about periods. How could god do this to women??!
June 12, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Just learned about periods. How could god do this to women??!
*At a museum*
Tour guide: this rock is millions of years old
Crowd *losers*: wow!
Me *in the back very smart 180 IQ*: technically all rocks are 4.5 billion years old
Tour guide: this rock is millions of years old
Crowd *losers*: wow!
Me *in the back very smart 180 IQ*: technically all rocks are 4.5 billion years old
June 2, 2023 at 2:23 AM
*At a museum*
Tour guide: this rock is millions of years old
Crowd *losers*: wow!
Me *in the back very smart 180 IQ*: technically all rocks are 4.5 billion years old
Tour guide: this rock is millions of years old
Crowd *losers*: wow!
Me *in the back very smart 180 IQ*: technically all rocks are 4.5 billion years old
My urethra so tight it comes out like a mist
June 1, 2023 at 1:50 AM
My urethra so tight it comes out like a mist
Morty is short for Mortyferth
June 1, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Morty is short for Mortyferth
Does anyone have an extra code so I can invite my best buddy Kevin Bass to skeeter?
June 1, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Does anyone have an extra code so I can invite my best buddy Kevin Bass to skeeter?
Just gotta get past this week and then things will be okay
May 29, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Just gotta get past this week and then things will be okay
How do i delete a skeet reply?? I thought these were private
May 24, 2023 at 2:29 AM
How do i delete a skeet reply?? I thought these were private
Me: well you know what they say there’s plenty of other fish in my pocket
May 23, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Me: well you know what they say there’s plenty of other fish in my pocket
Hope the government finally comes clean about the lizard people
May 23, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Hope the government finally comes clean about the lizard people
@realqrampage.bsky.social taking me to the euthanasia clinic
May 23, 2023 at 2:47 AM
@realqrampage.bsky.social taking me to the euthanasia clinic
Who up making their skeetes??
May 23, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Who up making their skeetes??