Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert
@drfunkin.bsky.social
Actually just three shitposts in a floral print. Abenaki Heritage. Agender Adonis. Pronouns: Any. Profile pic by @jeffpennington.art
Wrestlesplania Hunk of the Year
Wrestlesplania Hunk of the Year
Roast duck over root vegetables with duck fat gravy and a side of cranberry
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Roast duck over root vegetables with duck fat gravy and a side of cranberry
A classy dessert
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A classy dessert
Just got my first commission back from @jeffpennington.art for a superhero TTRPG I'm gonna be running for my local group next year and it fuckin' whips.
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just got my first commission back from @jeffpennington.art for a superhero TTRPG I'm gonna be running for my local group next year and it fuckin' whips.
what the fuck is Columbo doing at the Samurai concert in Cyberpunk?
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
what the fuck is Columbo doing at the Samurai concert in Cyberpunk?
All I see looking at that shoulder
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
All I see looking at that shoulder
Apparently Sypha's favorite Pokémon is Corsola
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Apparently Sypha's favorite Pokémon is Corsola
three minutes of active airbrushing and 30 minutes of cleaning the fucking airbrush between colors
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
three minutes of active airbrushing and 30 minutes of cleaning the fucking airbrush between colors
it really is a competition between can Hornet make her better, or can she make Hornet worse
October 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
it really is a competition between can Hornet make her better, or can she make Hornet worse
who doesn't love to hold two sharp objects at once?
September 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
who doesn't love to hold two sharp objects at once?
two hours later
September 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
two hours later
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
July 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
I should not be allowed to use custom tags on Moxfield
July 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I should not be allowed to use custom tags on Moxfield
coworker will not stop yelling at me
July 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
coworker will not stop yelling at me
Post a meme made by you
July 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Post a meme made by you
Suuuure, if it helps you sleep at night to think im above that
July 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Suuuure, if it helps you sleep at night to think im above that
Uwehehehehe
June 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Uwehehehehe
Without download new pics, describe your gender
June 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Without download new pics, describe your gender
I went for a walk in the rain yesterday to avoid the same
June 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I went for a walk in the rain yesterday to avoid the same
Grosse Pointe Blank and its not close. I love John and most things he's in, but this one for whatever goddamn reason hits perfect for me.
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Grosse Pointe Blank and its not close. I love John and most things he's in, but this one for whatever goddamn reason hits perfect for me.
Morning baby time
June 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Morning baby time
First pack of our booster box and we open the universe's most shootable child
June 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
First pack of our booster box and we open the universe's most shootable child
I hope this green player learned a valuable lesson about not overcommitting to the board in front of seven open blue mana as Cyclonic Rift got him discarding from FOURTY ONE down to seven.
June 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I hope this green player learned a valuable lesson about not overcommitting to the board in front of seven open blue mana as Cyclonic Rift got him discarding from FOURTY ONE down to seven.
Get fucked, student loans!
June 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Get fucked, student loans!
The fiancée and I celebrated our final student loan payment with a collector's booster box yesterday.
June 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The fiancée and I celebrated our final student loan payment with a collector's booster box yesterday.