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Dr Evil Zombie
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☢ Doctor of Zombietry and Zombiology ☣
Horror ☢ PC/Xbox Gamer ☣ Vinyl Records & Physical Media ☢ Hook em Horns🤘
Ok, one last Aggie joke before I continue to drink myself into a burnt orange oblivion:

What's the best 4 years of an Aggies life?

Third Grade.

Thank you Goodnight! Hook em Horns! #HookEm 🤘🍻
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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I hope that guy who was wearing the hard hat in College Station last year is somewhere in the audience. #TAMUvTEX #Longhorns #HookEm
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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LFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#HookEm #TexasFight #Longhorns
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ALT: a man in a cowboy hat leads a longhorn bull with the number tw on its collar
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November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Mood 🤘
#HookEm #Texas
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
How do you get a Texas A&M Grad off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

#HookEm 🤘
Man, fuck the Aggies.
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Hook 'em
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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15 years ago today, Willie Nelson was arrested in Texas for 6 oz of Cannabis.

God, who produces it naturally across the globe, remains at large.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Thread: Vintage Thanksgiving football programs

Texas-Texas A&M, 1958
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What do A&M students and UT students both have in common?

They both applied to The Univerisity of Texas.

#HookEm 🤘
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Black Friday means only one thing. Boris and Bela in a fiendishly frugal horror and gangster noir hybrid. Adorably thrifty fun bristling with nifty thrills. 1940.
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

The Ramones
Nine Inch Nails
Sublime (with Bradley)
Leonard Cohen
Soul Coughing

(Could have cheated here and just said "Lollapalooza 92" where I saw over 100 rock, rap, funk and punk bands ALL in their prime)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Ummm...

The Dead Milkmen
Royal Crown Revue
Phil Collins
Tenacious D (strangely AT San Diego Comic Con-Hall H)
Gilby Clarke (a venue so small, it may stretch what a "concernt" is!)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

The Smiths
Radiohead (Whiskey a Go Go)
Prince
Elvis Costello (Viper Room)
Beastie Boys

(I've seen 150+ shows)
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs

here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Hi everybody,

It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.

Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.

This is, somehow, feasible.

So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Thankful for Jack White and Eminem this Thanksgiving 🦃
#Lions #Packers
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November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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When the turkeys have mounted a counter-attack
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Remember to cook the turkey, before it cooks you. Happy Thanksgiving
#Tokusatsu
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Don't try this at home (but you probably will)
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I never thought I’d see the day in which a rapper would be singing a song asking why he should sober up on a Thanksgiving float at the Macy’s parade…
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Black Flag might be the funniest game ever because imagine making the best single-player pirate adventure game for years to come but implementing a feature where it regularly grinds to a halt to play through unrelated hour-long segments where you check your emails at your office cubicle job
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:

"How about everything going on in politics these days?"

"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?

"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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FYI: Remembering genre legend Udo Kier, who has sadly passed away at 81 years old.
Udo Kier: 10 Of His Weirdest And Wildest Horror Roles
Remembering genre legend Udo Kier, who has sadly passed away at 81 years old.
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM