Christopher Roubique - Author
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Christopher Roubique - Author
@dreamertide.bsky.social
Author of MYTHSPEAKER (Spring 2026, Viking Children's). Writer of #Fantasy & #SFF, Christ-follower, Husband, Dad. Represented by
Melanie Figueroa of Root Literary.
No, but you see, they will blow away all the water droplets and then, um . . . *does math* the leaves will be dry enough to blow, too???
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Melanie doesn't miss, is what I'm hearing 😁 (Also, many congrats to Adrienne!!)
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November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I have a similar picture of my daughter that I whip out to show people how I'm doing whenever my kiddo keeps me up half the night. It really captures the vibe perfectly.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Every day I learn that this account is better than I thought.

Also, what an utter mess of a game that was.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
That is most unexpected bait-and-switch I've ever seen.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I just... In what universe has Parks aged badly??? It was literally (*Chris Traeger voice*) one of the big success stories of the pandemic: people finding hope in the optimism and ability of normal people not to give up in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds.

What a weird take that person had
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thank you so much!!
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Well deserved! Congratulations!!
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh yeah, no industry manages to nail "Hurry up and wait" better than publishing. When it's fast, it's SO FAST. And when it's slow . . . well, I hope you have hobbies! 😀

Seriously, though, many congrats! You've achieved a massive thing here!
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Something about this gif coming from you makes it even better than usual. 10/10, no notes 😆
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Congratulations and welcome to Root and Mel's Menagerie!! You've found the best agent anywhere, and your story sounds AWESOME!
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM