Dr. Dave
@drdave1999.bsky.social
Psychologist. Author. College Professor. Media Commentator. Private School Owner. Wow, that sounds exhausting.
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Because we have the most corrupt government this side of North Korea, just as Republican voters wanted.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Because we have the most corrupt government this side of North Korea, just as Republican voters wanted.
Just park it in your MAGA neighbors’ front yard. They probably won’t even notice.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just park it in your MAGA neighbors’ front yard. They probably won’t even notice.
It looks like he’s feebly trying to deflect the tomatoes and eggs that intelligent patriots are lobbing at him.
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It looks like he’s feebly trying to deflect the tomatoes and eggs that intelligent patriots are lobbing at him.
I don’t waste my time and energy arguing with MAGA morons on Twitter— I just block them and move on. When I encounter MAGAts in day-to-day life, I don’t debate with them, either— I just shower thoroughly and burn my clothes.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don’t waste my time and energy arguing with MAGA morons on Twitter— I just block them and move on. When I encounter MAGAts in day-to-day life, I don’t debate with them, either— I just shower thoroughly and burn my clothes.
You’re damned right, he’s slowing down.
He’s nearly 80-years-old, with a demonstrated genetic (family) predisposition to Alzheimer’s.
MAGA chose him because they thought that a hostile, idiot zucchini could damage the nation as effectively as his deranged hillbilly backup soon will.
He’s nearly 80-years-old, with a demonstrated genetic (family) predisposition to Alzheimer’s.
MAGA chose him because they thought that a hostile, idiot zucchini could damage the nation as effectively as his deranged hillbilly backup soon will.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You’re damned right, he’s slowing down.
He’s nearly 80-years-old, with a demonstrated genetic (family) predisposition to Alzheimer’s.
MAGA chose him because they thought that a hostile, idiot zucchini could damage the nation as effectively as his deranged hillbilly backup soon will.
He’s nearly 80-years-old, with a demonstrated genetic (family) predisposition to Alzheimer’s.
MAGA chose him because they thought that a hostile, idiot zucchini could damage the nation as effectively as his deranged hillbilly backup soon will.
Thanksgiving dinner tip #3:
Poke fun at your imbecilic MAGA relatives. Speak very s-l-o-w-l-y, as if they don’t understand English and are almost deaf, and hope they’ll comprehend 5% of what you say.
Point to the turkey and exclaim, “It was so much smarter than Donald Trump.”
Poke fun at your imbecilic MAGA relatives. Speak very s-l-o-w-l-y, as if they don’t understand English and are almost deaf, and hope they’ll comprehend 5% of what you say.
Point to the turkey and exclaim, “It was so much smarter than Donald Trump.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Thanksgiving dinner tip #3:
Poke fun at your imbecilic MAGA relatives. Speak very s-l-o-w-l-y, as if they don’t understand English and are almost deaf, and hope they’ll comprehend 5% of what you say.
Point to the turkey and exclaim, “It was so much smarter than Donald Trump.”
Poke fun at your imbecilic MAGA relatives. Speak very s-l-o-w-l-y, as if they don’t understand English and are almost deaf, and hope they’ll comprehend 5% of what you say.
Point to the turkey and exclaim, “It was so much smarter than Donald Trump.”
Donald Trump disrespects his voters so unbelievably that he routinely parades around with Melania stand-ins (fakes)— assuming that his voters are either too stupid to notice or too dumb to care. He’s mocking their complete lack of sentience, and he’s absolutely right to see them as total imbeciles.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Donald Trump disrespects his voters so unbelievably that he routinely parades around with Melania stand-ins (fakes)— assuming that his voters are either too stupid to notice or too dumb to care. He’s mocking their complete lack of sentience, and he’s absolutely right to see them as total imbeciles.
This is actually a remarkably-flattering picture of the demented fascist monster— and he appears to be awake, which is a rare event for this narcoleptic asshole.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is actually a remarkably-flattering picture of the demented fascist monster— and he appears to be awake, which is a rare event for this narcoleptic asshole.
MAGA said Biden was too old to be president, so they elected a demented, narcoleptic, octogenarian fascist.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
MAGA said Biden was too old to be president, so they elected a demented, narcoleptic, octogenarian fascist.
Yes, it should be illegal for anyone to air such transparent lies to a population of total imbeciles who aren’t capable of critical thinking.
America is filled with people who make cavemen seem like Rhodes Scholars— they’re pathetic morons, made worse by watching utter drivel.
America is filled with people who make cavemen seem like Rhodes Scholars— they’re pathetic morons, made worse by watching utter drivel.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yes, it should be illegal for anyone to air such transparent lies to a population of total imbeciles who aren’t capable of critical thinking.
America is filled with people who make cavemen seem like Rhodes Scholars— they’re pathetic morons, made worse by watching utter drivel.
America is filled with people who make cavemen seem like Rhodes Scholars— they’re pathetic morons, made worse by watching utter drivel.
MAGA: Y’all have no choice! Y’all elected us to destroy the whole damned country, starting with the economy, ‘cause we hate democracy! We gonna punish them libs by making ‘Murica a broke, unemployed, homeless, starving nation fulla unvaccinated sick people, ruled by a moron king!
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
MAGA: Y’all have no choice! Y’all elected us to destroy the whole damned country, starting with the economy, ‘cause we hate democracy! We gonna punish them libs by making ‘Murica a broke, unemployed, homeless, starving nation fulla unvaccinated sick people, ruled by a moron king!
Of course, if you hadn’t voted to give the House and Senate to corrupt Republicans— the same ones who reversed Roe— we could’ve put an end to Trump. But, nooooo, you elected liars, thieves, and seditionists to office— the same ones who tried to launch an insurrection on Jan. 6th.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Of course, if you hadn’t voted to give the House and Senate to corrupt Republicans— the same ones who reversed Roe— we could’ve put an end to Trump. But, nooooo, you elected liars, thieves, and seditionists to office— the same ones who tried to launch an insurrection on Jan. 6th.
Time Magazine: ‘We’ll Make You Wonder If We Were Ever Anything More than a Shameless Rag.’
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Time Magazine: ‘We’ll Make You Wonder If We Were Ever Anything More than a Shameless Rag.’
The entire world knows how evil Trump is, and they’ve known it for a decade. Only imbecilic Americans fail to realize that his goal is to destroy the nation while robbing it blind.
It’s never been ‘America First.’ It’s simply ‘Trump First— and Trump Only.’
It’s never been ‘America First.’ It’s simply ‘Trump First— and Trump Only.’
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The entire world knows how evil Trump is, and they’ve known it for a decade. Only imbecilic Americans fail to realize that his goal is to destroy the nation while robbing it blind.
It’s never been ‘America First.’ It’s simply ‘Trump First— and Trump Only.’
It’s never been ‘America First.’ It’s simply ‘Trump First— and Trump Only.’
Q: Wait— so you’re saying that Trump was a terrible student, is in awful health, and raped kids with Epstein— and now he’s positioned the nation to suffer a dreadful economic crisis that he thinks he can hide by refusing to release the data?
A: That’s exactly what we’re saying.
A: That’s exactly what we’re saying.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Q: Wait— so you’re saying that Trump was a terrible student, is in awful health, and raped kids with Epstein— and now he’s positioned the nation to suffer a dreadful economic crisis that he thinks he can hide by refusing to release the data?
A: That’s exactly what we’re saying.
A: That’s exactly what we’re saying.
The demented President is hiding the three most damaging economic reports with the expectation that broke, unemployed voters losing their homes won’t realize that he has completely destroyed the thriving economy that Biden passed on to him.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The demented President is hiding the three most damaging economic reports with the expectation that broke, unemployed voters losing their homes won’t realize that he has completely destroyed the thriving economy that Biden passed on to him.
TSA: I see you have a pair of Ralph Lauren slacks here in your carry-on, but you’re wearing Levi’s right now.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
TSA: I see you have a pair of Ralph Lauren slacks here in your carry-on, but you’re wearing Levi’s right now.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
Trump: That’s okay. I’ll just withdraw triple that amount from the U.S. Treasury to cover my losses and give me an acceptable profit.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Trump: That’s okay. I’ll just withdraw triple that amount from the U.S. Treasury to cover my losses and give me an acceptable profit.
Q: Just how stupid is MAGA?
A: They STILL haven’t figured it out.
A: They STILL haven’t figured it out.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Q: Just how stupid is MAGA?
A: They STILL haven’t figured it out.
A: They STILL haven’t figured it out.
After hearing our deranged President “refuse to talk about the fact that JB Pritzker is a fat slob,” I refuse to refer to Trump as a ‘corrupt, demented, fascist fuck,’ or to his supporters as ‘knuckle-dragging, cave-dwelling, troglodytic seditionists.’
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
After hearing our deranged President “refuse to talk about the fact that JB Pritzker is a fat slob,” I refuse to refer to Trump as a ‘corrupt, demented, fascist fuck,’ or to his supporters as ‘knuckle-dragging, cave-dwelling, troglodytic seditionists.’
It would, but the Supreme Court won’t say that.
The most corrupt justices ever appointed will say that if Trump does it, it must be legal because the constraints of law don’t apply to our exalted ruler— who’s free to do as he pleases. Laws, of course, apply only to Democrats.
The most corrupt justices ever appointed will say that if Trump does it, it must be legal because the constraints of law don’t apply to our exalted ruler— who’s free to do as he pleases. Laws, of course, apply only to Democrats.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It would, but the Supreme Court won’t say that.
The most corrupt justices ever appointed will say that if Trump does it, it must be legal because the constraints of law don’t apply to our exalted ruler— who’s free to do as he pleases. Laws, of course, apply only to Democrats.
The most corrupt justices ever appointed will say that if Trump does it, it must be legal because the constraints of law don’t apply to our exalted ruler— who’s free to do as he pleases. Laws, of course, apply only to Democrats.
After Trump’s meeting with Mamdani:
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Are you ok?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: C’mon, is it really that bad?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Maybe MAGA will forgive you.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Yeah, you’re fucked.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Are you ok?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: C’mon, is it really that bad?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Maybe MAGA will forgive you.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Yeah, you’re fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
After Trump’s meeting with Mamdani:
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Are you ok?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: C’mon, is it really that bad?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Maybe MAGA will forgive you.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Yeah, you’re fucked.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Are you ok?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: C’mon, is it really that bad?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Maybe MAGA will forgive you.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Yeah, you’re fucked.
‘American Airlines announces the boarding of Flight 666 to Washington, D.C. We’re going to begin boarding passengers who are particularly well-dressed today. First up is Mrs. Wuta Phul, who’s wearing Daydrift High-Rise trousers by lululemon with a matching Adjustable Cami top.’
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
‘American Airlines announces the boarding of Flight 666 to Washington, D.C. We’re going to begin boarding passengers who are particularly well-dressed today. First up is Mrs. Wuta Phul, who’s wearing Daydrift High-Rise trousers by lululemon with a matching Adjustable Cami top.’
Trump was smiling ALMOST as hard as I was when I heard that MTG is resigning from Congress.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Trump was smiling ALMOST as hard as I was when I heard that MTG is resigning from Congress.