Dr. Dave
@drdave1999.bsky.social
Psychologist. Author. College Professor. Media Commentator. Private School Owner. Wow, that sounds exhausting.
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Because we have the most corrupt government this side of North Korea, just as Republican voters wanted.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Because we have the most corrupt government this side of North Korea, just as Republican voters wanted.
Just park it in your MAGA neighbors’ front yard. They probably won’t even notice.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just park it in your MAGA neighbors’ front yard. They probably won’t even notice.
It looks like he’s feebly trying to deflect the tomatoes and eggs that intelligent patriots are lobbing at him.
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It looks like he’s feebly trying to deflect the tomatoes and eggs that intelligent patriots are lobbing at him.
Trump’s made Mar-a-Lago a no-fly zone, sending low-flying planes over his neighbors’ homes & creating awful noise.
Good! His wealthy MAGA neighbors deserve to suffer— self-righteous, seditious bastards.
Now, if only airlines would empty the sewage tanks over those homes.
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Good! His wealthy MAGA neighbors deserve to suffer— self-righteous, seditious bastards.
Now, if only airlines would empty the sewage tanks over those homes.
apple.news/AbT-aN9_IQ2e...
Trump Makes His Mar-a-Lago Neighbors’ Lives a Living Hell With His New Perk — The Daily Beast
Palm Beach millionaires and billionaires suddenly have airplanes accelerating over their heads.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Trump’s made Mar-a-Lago a no-fly zone, sending low-flying planes over his neighbors’ homes & creating awful noise.
Good! His wealthy MAGA neighbors deserve to suffer— self-righteous, seditious bastards.
Now, if only airlines would empty the sewage tanks over those homes.
apple.news/AbT-aN9_IQ2e...
Good! His wealthy MAGA neighbors deserve to suffer— self-righteous, seditious bastards.
Now, if only airlines would empty the sewage tanks over those homes.
apple.news/AbT-aN9_IQ2e...
I don’t waste my time and energy arguing with MAGA morons on Twitter— I just block them and move on. When I encounter MAGAts in day-to-day life, I don’t debate with them, either— I just shower thoroughly and burn my clothes.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don’t waste my time and energy arguing with MAGA morons on Twitter— I just block them and move on. When I encounter MAGAts in day-to-day life, I don’t debate with them, either— I just shower thoroughly and burn my clothes.
You’re damned right, he’s slowing down.
He’s nearly 80-years-old, with a demonstrated genetic (family) predisposition to Alzheimer’s.
MAGA chose him because they thought that a hostile, idiot zucchini could damage the nation as effectively as his deranged hillbilly backup soon will.
He’s nearly 80-years-old, with a demonstrated genetic (family) predisposition to Alzheimer’s.
MAGA chose him because they thought that a hostile, idiot zucchini could damage the nation as effectively as his deranged hillbilly backup soon will.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You’re damned right, he’s slowing down.
He’s nearly 80-years-old, with a demonstrated genetic (family) predisposition to Alzheimer’s.
MAGA chose him because they thought that a hostile, idiot zucchini could damage the nation as effectively as his deranged hillbilly backup soon will.
He’s nearly 80-years-old, with a demonstrated genetic (family) predisposition to Alzheimer’s.
MAGA chose him because they thought that a hostile, idiot zucchini could damage the nation as effectively as his deranged hillbilly backup soon will.
Q: Are you working for Russia?!!
Witkoff: Nyet— uh, I mean, no— of course not.
Q: But Putin relies on your advice to manipulate Trump?
Witkoff: Da— I mean, nyet— uh, that is— no!
Q: I think we have everything we need right there.
Witkoff: I work for Krasnov— I mean, TRUMP.
Witkoff: Nyet— uh, I mean, no— of course not.
Q: But Putin relies on your advice to manipulate Trump?
Witkoff: Da— I mean, nyet— uh, that is— no!
Q: I think we have everything we need right there.
Witkoff: I work for Krasnov— I mean, TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Q: Are you working for Russia?!!
Witkoff: Nyet— uh, I mean, no— of course not.
Q: But Putin relies on your advice to manipulate Trump?
Witkoff: Da— I mean, nyet— uh, that is— no!
Q: I think we have everything we need right there.
Witkoff: I work for Krasnov— I mean, TRUMP.
Witkoff: Nyet— uh, I mean, no— of course not.
Q: But Putin relies on your advice to manipulate Trump?
Witkoff: Da— I mean, nyet— uh, that is— no!
Q: I think we have everything we need right there.
Witkoff: I work for Krasnov— I mean, TRUMP.
It’s now in vogue for Thanksgiving dinner guests to ‘go to get more ice,’ or ‘take a walk’— when they’re actually going out to get high.
Don Jr. won’t have to do that. By the time dinner’s served, he’ll have done enough coke to kill a herd of elephants.
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Don Jr. won’t have to do that. By the time dinner’s served, he’ll have done enough coke to kill a herd of elephants.
apple.news/A2eG49GKDRke...
This Year’s Thanksgiving Surprise: Half of the Guests Are Stoned — The Wall Street Journal
What started as a secret trip to smoke pot before dinner has mushroomed into a full-blown commercial holiday. Behold the ‘cousin walk.’
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November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It’s now in vogue for Thanksgiving dinner guests to ‘go to get more ice,’ or ‘take a walk’— when they’re actually going out to get high.
Don Jr. won’t have to do that. By the time dinner’s served, he’ll have done enough coke to kill a herd of elephants.
apple.news/A2eG49GKDRke...
Don Jr. won’t have to do that. By the time dinner’s served, he’ll have done enough coke to kill a herd of elephants.
apple.news/A2eG49GKDRke...
Thanksgiving dinner tip #3:
Poke fun at your imbecilic MAGA relatives. Speak very s-l-o-w-l-y, as if they don’t understand English and are almost deaf, and hope they’ll comprehend 5% of what you say.
Point to the turkey and exclaim, “It was so much smarter than Donald Trump.”
Poke fun at your imbecilic MAGA relatives. Speak very s-l-o-w-l-y, as if they don’t understand English and are almost deaf, and hope they’ll comprehend 5% of what you say.
Point to the turkey and exclaim, “It was so much smarter than Donald Trump.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Thanksgiving dinner tip #3:
Poke fun at your imbecilic MAGA relatives. Speak very s-l-o-w-l-y, as if they don’t understand English and are almost deaf, and hope they’ll comprehend 5% of what you say.
Point to the turkey and exclaim, “It was so much smarter than Donald Trump.”
Poke fun at your imbecilic MAGA relatives. Speak very s-l-o-w-l-y, as if they don’t understand English and are almost deaf, and hope they’ll comprehend 5% of what you say.
Point to the turkey and exclaim, “It was so much smarter than Donald Trump.”
Thanksgiving dinner tip #2:
If you have MAGA relatives attending, serve them wet dog food as a side dish. They’ll enjoy it— it’s so much better than what they eat at home— and their political comments will seem more tolerable as you watch it drip down their chins.
If you have MAGA relatives attending, serve them wet dog food as a side dish. They’ll enjoy it— it’s so much better than what they eat at home— and their political comments will seem more tolerable as you watch it drip down their chins.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thanksgiving dinner tip #2:
If you have MAGA relatives attending, serve them wet dog food as a side dish. They’ll enjoy it— it’s so much better than what they eat at home— and their political comments will seem more tolerable as you watch it drip down their chins.
If you have MAGA relatives attending, serve them wet dog food as a side dish. They’ll enjoy it— it’s so much better than what they eat at home— and their political comments will seem more tolerable as you watch it drip down their chins.
Thanksgiving dinner tip #1:
If you have MAGA relatives coming in— change your name, move to another state, leave no forwarding information, and create your own ‘Healthy Person Protection Program.’
Quicker solution: turn the hose on them as soon as they get out of the car.
If you have MAGA relatives coming in— change your name, move to another state, leave no forwarding information, and create your own ‘Healthy Person Protection Program.’
Quicker solution: turn the hose on them as soon as they get out of the car.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Thanksgiving dinner tip #1:
If you have MAGA relatives coming in— change your name, move to another state, leave no forwarding information, and create your own ‘Healthy Person Protection Program.’
Quicker solution: turn the hose on them as soon as they get out of the car.
If you have MAGA relatives coming in— change your name, move to another state, leave no forwarding information, and create your own ‘Healthy Person Protection Program.’
Quicker solution: turn the hose on them as soon as they get out of the car.
Donald Trump disrespects his voters so unbelievably that he routinely parades around with Melania stand-ins (fakes)— assuming that his voters are either too stupid to notice or too dumb to care. He’s mocking their complete lack of sentience, and he’s absolutely right to see them as total imbeciles.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Donald Trump disrespects his voters so unbelievably that he routinely parades around with Melania stand-ins (fakes)— assuming that his voters are either too stupid to notice or too dumb to care. He’s mocking their complete lack of sentience, and he’s absolutely right to see them as total imbeciles.
This is actually a remarkably-flattering picture of the demented fascist monster— and he appears to be awake, which is a rare event for this narcoleptic asshole.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is actually a remarkably-flattering picture of the demented fascist monster— and he appears to be awake, which is a rare event for this narcoleptic asshole.
MAGA said Biden was too old to be president, so they elected a demented, narcoleptic, octogenarian fascist.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
MAGA said Biden was too old to be president, so they elected a demented, narcoleptic, octogenarian fascist.
Yes, it should be illegal for anyone to air such transparent lies to a population of total imbeciles who aren’t capable of critical thinking.
America is filled with people who make cavemen seem like Rhodes Scholars— they’re pathetic morons, made worse by watching utter drivel.
America is filled with people who make cavemen seem like Rhodes Scholars— they’re pathetic morons, made worse by watching utter drivel.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yes, it should be illegal for anyone to air such transparent lies to a population of total imbeciles who aren’t capable of critical thinking.
America is filled with people who make cavemen seem like Rhodes Scholars— they’re pathetic morons, made worse by watching utter drivel.
America is filled with people who make cavemen seem like Rhodes Scholars— they’re pathetic morons, made worse by watching utter drivel.
MAGA: Y’all have no choice! Y’all elected us to destroy the whole damned country, starting with the economy, ‘cause we hate democracy! We gonna punish them libs by making ‘Murica a broke, unemployed, homeless, starving nation fulla unvaccinated sick people, ruled by a moron king!
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
MAGA: Y’all have no choice! Y’all elected us to destroy the whole damned country, starting with the economy, ‘cause we hate democracy! We gonna punish them libs by making ‘Murica a broke, unemployed, homeless, starving nation fulla unvaccinated sick people, ruled by a moron king!
Of course, if you hadn’t voted to give the House and Senate to corrupt Republicans— the same ones who reversed Roe— we could’ve put an end to Trump. But, nooooo, you elected liars, thieves, and seditionists to office— the same ones who tried to launch an insurrection on Jan. 6th.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Of course, if you hadn’t voted to give the House and Senate to corrupt Republicans— the same ones who reversed Roe— we could’ve put an end to Trump. But, nooooo, you elected liars, thieves, and seditionists to office— the same ones who tried to launch an insurrection on Jan. 6th.
Time Magazine: ‘We’ll Make You Wonder If We Were Ever Anything More than a Shameless Rag.’
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Time Magazine: ‘We’ll Make You Wonder If We Were Ever Anything More than a Shameless Rag.’
A leaked conversation revealed that special envoy Steve Witkoff told a Russian official to praise Trump to help smooth over a call with Vladimir Putin regarding the war in Ukraine.
‘How to Flatter a Demented Narcissist to Get Exactly What You Want.’
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‘How to Flatter a Demented Narcissist to Get Exactly What You Want.’
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White House Defends Witkoff After Leak of Conversation With Russian Official — The Wall Street Journal
Special envoy reportedly coached Putin aide on dealing with Trump on Ukraine
apple.news
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A leaked conversation revealed that special envoy Steve Witkoff told a Russian official to praise Trump to help smooth over a call with Vladimir Putin regarding the war in Ukraine.
‘How to Flatter a Demented Narcissist to Get Exactly What You Want.’
apple.news/Apzp92qGuRKS...
‘How to Flatter a Demented Narcissist to Get Exactly What You Want.’
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The entire world knows how evil Trump is, and they’ve known it for a decade. Only imbecilic Americans fail to realize that his goal is to destroy the nation while robbing it blind.
It’s never been ‘America First.’ It’s simply ‘Trump First— and Trump Only.’
It’s never been ‘America First.’ It’s simply ‘Trump First— and Trump Only.’
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The entire world knows how evil Trump is, and they’ve known it for a decade. Only imbecilic Americans fail to realize that his goal is to destroy the nation while robbing it blind.
It’s never been ‘America First.’ It’s simply ‘Trump First— and Trump Only.’
It’s never been ‘America First.’ It’s simply ‘Trump First— and Trump Only.’
Trump apparently boasted that his funeral would have a much bigger turnout than Dick Cheney’s.
He’s 100% correct, of course. Millions of people— including myself— will want to attend. Not to pay our respects, but to
ensure that he’s properly 6 ft. under.
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boas...
He’s 100% correct, of course. Millions of people— including myself— will want to attend. Not to pay our respects, but to
ensure that he’s properly 6 ft. under.
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boas...
Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
"My funeral will draw MILLIONS!" he claimed.
www.borowitzreport.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Trump apparently boasted that his funeral would have a much bigger turnout than Dick Cheney’s.
He’s 100% correct, of course. Millions of people— including myself— will want to attend. Not to pay our respects, but to
ensure that he’s properly 6 ft. under.
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boas...
He’s 100% correct, of course. Millions of people— including myself— will want to attend. Not to pay our respects, but to
ensure that he’s properly 6 ft. under.
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boas...
Q: Wait— so you’re saying that Trump was a terrible student, is in awful health, and raped kids with Epstein— and now he’s positioned the nation to suffer a dreadful economic crisis that he thinks he can hide by refusing to release the data?
A: That’s exactly what we’re saying.
A: That’s exactly what we’re saying.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Q: Wait— so you’re saying that Trump was a terrible student, is in awful health, and raped kids with Epstein— and now he’s positioned the nation to suffer a dreadful economic crisis that he thinks he can hide by refusing to release the data?
A: That’s exactly what we’re saying.
A: That’s exactly what we’re saying.
The demented President is hiding the three most damaging economic reports with the expectation that broke, unemployed voters losing their homes won’t realize that he has completely destroyed the thriving economy that Biden passed on to him.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The demented President is hiding the three most damaging economic reports with the expectation that broke, unemployed voters losing their homes won’t realize that he has completely destroyed the thriving economy that Biden passed on to him.
TSA: I see you have a pair of Ralph Lauren slacks here in your carry-on, but you’re wearing Levi’s right now.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
TSA: I see you have a pair of Ralph Lauren slacks here in your carry-on, but you’re wearing Levi’s right now.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.