Dr.DAnimalExaminer
@drdanimalexaminer.bsky.social
Veterinarian. Greyhound enthusiast. Book lover.
Please appreciate my grumpy ass dog I put on a pair of jammies.
December 3, 2023 at 5:36 AM
Please appreciate my grumpy ass dog I put on a pair of jammies.
It’s been bad lately in my head. My career may be the end of me
November 22, 2023 at 6:11 AM
It’s been bad lately in my head. My career may be the end of me
Happy Halloween y’all.
October 31, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Happy Halloween y’all.
So happy I did some chores when I got home because now I don’t have to do a ton of stuff on my day off tomorrow.
October 19, 2023 at 2:36 AM
So happy I did some chores when I got home because now I don’t have to do a ton of stuff on my day off tomorrow.
Owner doesn’t want to do weekly bandage changes for his dog’s broken toe. Says he can do them at home.
This things gonna rot and fall off, isn’t it…
This things gonna rot and fall off, isn’t it…
October 19, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Owner doesn’t want to do weekly bandage changes for his dog’s broken toe. Says he can do them at home.
This things gonna rot and fall off, isn’t it…
This things gonna rot and fall off, isn’t it…
I’m struggling in my career. I HATE when other vets throw you under the bus.
October 18, 2023 at 10:34 AM
I’m struggling in my career. I HATE when other vets throw you under the bus.
Man, I was Dr. Death today. Three euthanasia appointments in a row.
Also had to turf a gunshot dog to the ER and I’m honestly dying to know how bad it was. What type of gun? Close range? Where did it get shot???
Also had to turf a gunshot dog to the ER and I’m honestly dying to know how bad it was. What type of gun? Close range? Where did it get shot???
October 8, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Man, I was Dr. Death today. Three euthanasia appointments in a row.
Also had to turf a gunshot dog to the ER and I’m honestly dying to know how bad it was. What type of gun? Close range? Where did it get shot???
Also had to turf a gunshot dog to the ER and I’m honestly dying to know how bad it was. What type of gun? Close range? Where did it get shot???
Props to my nurse for picking the blood clot out of my hair before I started rooms today.
Got a little aggressive extracting teeth this morning…
Got a little aggressive extracting teeth this morning…
September 28, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Props to my nurse for picking the blood clot out of my hair before I started rooms today.
Got a little aggressive extracting teeth this morning…
Got a little aggressive extracting teeth this morning…
Can always tell when it’s time to propagate my pothos when Beavis starts trying to play Tarzan…
September 26, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Can always tell when it’s time to propagate my pothos when Beavis starts trying to play Tarzan…
She regrets sampling that coffee.
September 21, 2023 at 1:43 PM
She regrets sampling that coffee.
She is beauty, she is Grace.
September 20, 2023 at 11:12 PM
She is beauty, she is Grace.
Chronic pain is wild. I can tell the exact moment my meds kick in.
September 20, 2023 at 11:41 AM
Chronic pain is wild. I can tell the exact moment my meds kick in.
We aren’t morning people
September 16, 2023 at 11:52 AM
We aren’t morning people
There is no sound louder than a dog licking itself in the middle of the night.
September 15, 2023 at 9:29 AM
There is no sound louder than a dog licking itself in the middle of the night.
Whoever I pissed off to have yet another adult in heat dog spay, your moms a hoe.
September 14, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Whoever I pissed off to have yet another adult in heat dog spay, your moms a hoe.
Today sucked. I hate days that make you feel like you suck at your job.
I’m sleeping in tomorrow.
I’m sleeping in tomorrow.
September 12, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Today sucked. I hate days that make you feel like you suck at your job.
I’m sleeping in tomorrow.
I’m sleeping in tomorrow.
I hate when I have a patient at the ER because I can’t sleep and worry all night.
Please just pee on your own, sir!
Please just pee on your own, sir!
September 10, 2023 at 7:10 PM
I hate when I have a patient at the ER because I can’t sleep and worry all night.
Please just pee on your own, sir!
Please just pee on your own, sir!
How I feel about having to go into work on my day off.
September 9, 2023 at 3:10 PM
How I feel about having to go into work on my day off.
I’m frustrated. I hate trying to make my boss happy but also have happy nurses.
But I also think a few of them just like to bitch about anything and everything.
But I also think a few of them just like to bitch about anything and everything.
September 7, 2023 at 12:32 AM
I’m frustrated. I hate trying to make my boss happy but also have happy nurses.
But I also think a few of them just like to bitch about anything and everything.
But I also think a few of them just like to bitch about anything and everything.
I was super stressed about removing a 4cm soft tissue sarcoma from an elbow today but one I incised the sucker popped right out!
WINNING
WINNING
September 6, 2023 at 12:46 AM
I was super stressed about removing a 4cm soft tissue sarcoma from an elbow today but one I incised the sucker popped right out!
WINNING
WINNING
Washing my hair is the bane of my existence, even now that I cut it short. How did I go so long with it down to my butt?
September 4, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Washing my hair is the bane of my existence, even now that I cut it short. How did I go so long with it down to my butt?
Now that I’ve trademarked my name I need to start my memoir: I Should Have Worn Gloves For That
September 3, 2023 at 2:37 AM
Now that I’ve trademarked my name I need to start my memoir: I Should Have Worn Gloves For That